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I've taken the liberty to map out the decline of Chad Muska.  What's the deal with nose slides anyway.  I'm pretty sure he's the only one doing them.  That shit is not ok.  Get a real trick homie. 

1.
Chad Muska at his peak:
a)
b)

conclution: He will not be throwing down tricks like this anymore

2.
During the time he was trying to pass off bad skating and music as good skating and music.




conclution:  The beginning of the decline

3.
What we get from Chad now: 


conclution:  A wack ass pranksta who 'tries' to be legit.  You notice his part is just over one minute. 


All this don't mean I don't think that MuskaBeats isn't the shit.  Cause it is the best hip hop album produced by a skater, period.  That one done by Dyredeck was pretty ill too. 

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« Last Edit: December 03, 2007, 10:04:52 PM by Beautifull »

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2007, 10:02:21 PM »
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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2007, 10:03:49 PM »
i have a crush on you. ive been anxiously rubbing my cock waiting for another one of your sexy posts
NOT TIGHT!

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2007, 10:04:13 PM »
i have a crush on you. ive been anxiously rubbing my cock waiting for another one of your sexy posts

pretty contro.......fuck it thats just gross

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2007, 10:05:47 PM »
oh I know

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2007, 10:07:39 PM »
well i see you two hit it off well, ill be on my way now..

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2007, 10:08:27 PM »
Dammit. I wasn't supposed to open this topic.  >:(
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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2007, 10:09:14 PM »
Serious posters only.  All this other shit can get the fuck out!

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2007, 10:10:49 PM »
Serious posters only.  All this other shit can get the fuck out!

isnt that ironic

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2007, 10:12:19 PM »
Serious posters only.  All this other shit can get the fuck out!

im gonna have to kindly ask you to leave your thread sir. we'll take it from here.

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2007, 10:15:39 PM »
muska is the shit. i liked him when he was new on the scene, disliked him during the swishy pants era, and then i realized later on that he was cool the whole time. kinked 5050 into the stairs and high fiving kids is what its all about.
one-upping is rad.  so is beaming.  both so unquestionably identify the kooks...saves a lot of wasted time/small talk.  you instantly know who to avoid.

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2007, 10:19:01 PM »
I can't remember who it was, but it was a well respected pro (something tells me Rammondetta), who said in an interview - Are you down with the Muska? - "Yeah I'm down with the Muska, he does a proper noseslide".  Refering to all slide/no heel screech.

How many people on here had that Shorty's shirt with the two S's on the sleeves?  I did not.

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2007, 10:23:06 PM »
I can't remember who it was, but it was a well respected pro (something tells me Rammondetta), who said in an interview - Are you down with the Muska? - "Yeah I'm down with the Muska, he does a proper noseslide".  Refering to all slide/no heel screech.

How many people on here had that Shorty's shirt with the two S's on the sleeves?  I did not.
i had the sweatshirt in black for sure. 

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2007, 10:29:32 PM »
muska's always been the shit, and noseslides are awesome too!  i wish i could show you the diagram of disgustingness you're wallowing in, unbeautiful.

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2007, 10:34:18 PM »
I've taken the liberty to map out the decline of Chad Muska.  What's the deal with nose slides anyway.  I'm pretty sure he's the only one doing them.  That shit is not ok.  Get a real trick homie. 

1.
Chad Muska at his peak:
a)
b)

conclution: He will not be throwing down tricks like this anymore

2.
During the time he was trying to pass off bad skating and music as good skating and music.




conclution:  The beginning of the decline

3.
What we get from Chad now: 


conclution:  A wack ass pranksta who 'tries' to be legit.  You notice his part is just over one minute. 


All this don't mean I don't think that MuskaBeats isn't the shit.  Cause it is the best hip hop album produced by a skater, period.  That one done by Dyredeck was pretty ill too. 

The End


I wish someone would post his Best of 411 vol.2 part, back when he was on Toy Machine.

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2007, 10:42:06 PM »
I reameber seeing my niebor with that shirt not just the son the mom too.

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2007, 10:43:14 PM »
Noseslides are one of the funnest tricks you can do. Especially frontside, with the back foot styled.

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2007, 10:48:47 PM »
I wish their was a time machine so Toy Machine Chad Muska could come back and kick the glove wearing Chad Muskas ass. What the fuck is up with the gloves anyways, that shit's gay as fuck. Or the bandana around the pant leg.

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2007, 10:50:04 PM »
I can't remember who it was, but it was a well respected pro (something tells me Rammondetta), who said in an interview - Are you down with the Muska? - "Yeah I'm down with the Muska, he does a proper noseslide".  Refering to all slide/no heel screech.

How many people on here had that Shorty's shirt with the two S's on the sleeves?  I did not.

Haha. The Horty shirt, I remember that shit.

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2007, 11:03:33 PM »
why did element even release a video?

bam, muska, and mike v all had a minute or less of throwaway footage

that company is like a haven for has been personality skaters

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2007, 11:08:07 PM »
I just remembered Caswell did one in Bag o Suck and it was awesome because it was all floaty and stuff. And because Caswell is awesome.
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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2007, 11:11:42 PM »
you gotta give to muska, dude still puts in work.

terrible skating aside.
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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2007, 11:22:59 PM »

 one time when i was little my mom asked if he was "like the brittany spears of skateboarding"
 and at the time I thought that was just rediculous
 but she ended up being pretty much right


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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2007, 11:28:41 PM »

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2007, 11:37:07 PM »
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I can't remember who it was, but it was a well respected pro (something tells me Rammondetta), who said in an interview - Are you down with the Muska? - "Yeah I'm down with the Muska, he does a proper noseslide".  Refering to all slide/no heel screech.

How many people on here had that Shorty's shirt with the two S's on the sleeves?  I did not.
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Haha. The Horty shirt, I remember that shit.
wore that shirt yesterday. everyone had the muska deck. sure was a bestseller at that time.

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2007, 12:00:53 AM »
Are you saying that Muska isnt the same as he used to be? He went downhill? mindblowing ideas.

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2007, 12:07:51 AM »
backside noseslides in parts: depends on the gnar factor.

example of a bad noseslide in a part: bobby puleo noselide to fakie into cellar door.

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2007, 12:56:13 AM »
muska's always been the shit, and noseslides are awesome too!  i wish i could show you the diagram of disgustingness you're wallowing in, unbeautiful.
That's actually funny.  Is that your attempt at verbal wizardry?  Please, leave my sight you mentally incompetent fool. 
Now listen, 'dude with a small brain', Muska is done for.  I just mapped it out for you.  If you can't see the evidence in front of your face, then there's no help for you.  If I was in college, with the way I backed it up with FACTS, this would have been an 'A' term paper.  Haven't you been reading all the people that agree with me? 
« Last Edit: December 04, 2007, 12:58:58 AM by Beautifull »

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2007, 01:12:58 AM »
Somekid, post a pic of beautifull. I heard shes hott

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Re: Falling from Grace aka When is it ok do do noseslides in a serious part?
« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2007, 02:49:29 AM »
when is it okay?

always for the Muska.