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I learned something about myself today.
« on: January 29, 2008, 11:21:44 PM »
Today in art class I was sitting across from some very hot girl who were a year younger than me. They were very talkative towards me and we had a great time. I was thinking if I wanted to date one on them. Which got me really thinking about what I really wanted. I wanted to hang out with boys instead. Does anyone else ever get this? Does this mean I am gay? Please don't give me any shit, I am very confused right now. And if I must say, bi-curious...

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2008, 11:23:05 PM »
Today in art class I was sitting across from some very hot girl who were a year younger than me. They were very talkative towards me and we had a great time. I was thinking if I wanted to date one on them. Which got me really thinking about what I really wanted. I wanted to hang out with boys instead. Does anyone else ever get this? Does this mean I am gay? Please don't give me any shit, I am very confused right now. And if I must say, bi-curious...
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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2008, 11:24:28 PM »
this thread has so much potential ill let someone else start it off good

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2008, 11:25:59 PM »
If you're in to chicks, cool. If you're into dudes, that's cool too. If you swing both ways, then you've got the biggest playing field of all. Just do what makes you happy.

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2008, 11:27:53 PM »
stick to watching porn.
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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2008, 11:32:01 PM »
well dude what it come down to is this: do you want to mess around with dudes or do you want to just chill and skate or party? Cause there are certainly times when hot chicks have been up on it and i've wanted to kick it with my homies instead. Then ask yourself if you really don't like the soft succulent sweetness of a woman.  Everyone who's sexual has to make a decision about what they like and what they want to try. In my eyes, nothing is better than a woman, the sweetness, the softness, the pussy, the boobies, NOTHING could beat it. Figure it out son, do what ya gotta do.

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2008, 11:35:10 PM »
First things first, does this turn you on?



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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2008, 11:36:22 PM »
I met the sk8er boi, I said see ya later boi.
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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2008, 11:43:59 PM »
i used to make plans with girls, and then have anxiety attacks at the last minute.  so i would bail on the girl plans and go hang out with the dudes, where there were no nice-smelling females with boobs and vaginas to make me nervous.  sooner than later i got over that shit, i'm sure it was just a personal security issue. 

you gotta be more specific in your plight dude.  explain further.

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2008, 11:45:19 PM »
I laughed really hard at this post.

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2008, 11:48:21 PM »
if you were a sandwich... would you rather be in between two chics or dudes?? that's pretty basic gay/straight question......



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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2008, 11:55:30 PM »
i used to make plans with girls, and then have anxiety attacks at the last minute.  so i would bail on the girl plans and go hang out with the dudes, where there were no nice-smelling females with boobs and vaginas to make me nervous.  sooner than later i got over that shit, i'm sure it was just a personal security issue. 

you gotta be more specific in your plight dude.  explain further.
Same thing for me about going to guitar center or any other guitar stores. But you not gay yourr just a little bi-curious....

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2008, 12:00:04 AM »
stick some fingers in your ass and see how that feels for you

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2008, 12:02:23 AM »
stick some fingers in your ass and see how that feels for you
thats what i was thinking any one know how?

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2008, 12:05:14 AM »


plus



you get it?

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2008, 12:07:22 AM »
take a shower, put a little shampoo on your two fingers and slip it in.
if it feels fucked, call up some friends and talk shit or skate.
if it feels just right, read a cosmopolitian and get into a catty chat with the art girls.

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2008, 02:36:41 AM »
take a shower, put a little shampoo on your two fingers and slip it in.
if it feels fucked, call up some friends and talk shit or skate.
if it feels just right, read a cosmopolitian and get into a catty chat with the art girls.

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2008, 03:31:31 AM »
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2008, 05:11:03 AM »
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stick some fingers in your ass and see how that feels for you
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thats what i was thinking any one know how?

really now?
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2008, 05:37:02 AM »
Awesome. If I was having homosexual thoughts, I would definitely post them here.
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« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2008, 05:38:14 AM »
I'd also say, hang out with one these "very hot" girls. If you feel like you could just whip it out and put it in, you're golden. But if you feel the same when you're filming your buddy do a nose manual...you're twice as golden.

Or ass backwards.

I really don't know if this is bi or you should just join a frat and slap butt with them dudes

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2008, 05:39:17 AM »
haha this is priceless

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2008, 05:51:03 AM »
Awesome. If I was having homosexual thoughts, I would definitely post them here.

nice

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2008, 05:57:08 AM »
some people like apples, and some people like oranges

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2008, 05:58:30 AM »
Nobody likes herpes.
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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2008, 06:03:58 AM »
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stick some fingers in your ass and see how that feels for you
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thats what i was thinking any one know how?
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really now?

um, didnt you read the sign outside of the thread .. NO GIRLS

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2008, 06:10:00 AM »
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stick some fingers in your ass and see how that feels for you
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thats what i was thinking any one know how?
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really now?
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um, didnt you read the sign outside of the thread .. NO GIRLS

yea seriously ali get out of here these are private matters
« Last Edit: January 30, 2008, 06:30:57 AM by vicky »
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2008, 06:26:55 AM »
I need to dissect the original post and add my thoughts and probably the thoughts of 80% of those reading this:

"Today in art class I was sitting across from some very hot girl who were a year younger than me."

NICE.  "Some very hot girl" is always a good way to start a thread.  Excellent, this thread has potential.

"They were very talkative towards me and we had a great time. I was thinking if I wanted to date one on them.  Which got me really thinking about what I really wanted."

I've felt the same way dude.  I've been in a situation that I wasn't exactly sure which hot chick I should go for.  I could pick the wrong one and be shit out of luck.  But they're both hot, so I can't lose.  But I guess I can win with one more than the other.  Decisions, decisions!

"I wanted to hang out with boys instead."

WHAT?  That makes no sense....

"Does anyone else ever get this? Does this mean I am gay? Please don't give me any shit, I am very confused right now. And if I must say, bi-curious..."

WHAT THE FUCK?  I DIDN'T SEE THIS ONE COMING!@!>!!?!?!!@!!



This post is almost like "The Crying Game".  But not really.  I'm thinking some dude is gonna ask us how to pick the hotter of the chicks and then BOOM - no chicks.  Total curveball...


Seriously, though, Guiness, if hanging with dudes is what you want to do, do it.

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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2008, 06:47:08 AM »
its like he thought..........hmmmm how could i live in slap infamy........oh i know ill make a classic slap worthy topic
and yall dont need to be worryin about my rep, if yall really need to know, its cause no other rapper on here gully enough to do the dirt dolo i done
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Re: I learned something about myself today.
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2008, 06:57:31 AM »
Today in art class I was sitting across from some very hot girl who were a year younger than me. They were very talkative towards me and we had a great time. I was thinking if I wanted to date one on them. Which got me really thinking about what I really wanted. I wanted to hang out with boys instead. Does anyone else ever get this? Does this mean I am gay? Please don't give me any shit, I am very confused right now. And if I must say, bi-curious...

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