Author Topic: I DEDICATE MY 6,283rd POST TO ROBIN'S PINK ASSHOLE AND AC SLATER (Read 3234 times)

brooklyn brawler · « **on:** February 01, 2008, 09:20:34 PM »

This post is probably the best thing ever. It's not mine, but I wish it happened to me.

guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. i was at my girlfriend's house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. my gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. i was about to take a dump, and remembered something my friend told me called ac slatering.

ac slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell ac slater always sat backwards on a chair. so when i was taking a dump, my stomach was facing the back of the toilet and my back was facing the door.

i heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. since ac slatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. so there i am sitting in my gf's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. my dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. i then turned around to see that i had not locked the door. trying to finish as quickly as i could, i began pushing harder and harder.

the door opened and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. we made eye contact for a split second, and i was so embarassed i wanted to die. i quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as i could. i am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorow.

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Warren · « **Reply #1 on:** February 01, 2008, 09:22:40 PM »

I think this beats the " should I shave my cats ass" thread.

I love you.

Also found on the link:

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #2 on:** February 01, 2008, 09:32:02 PM »

The idea of completely taking my pants off and facing backwards on someone else's toilet with an unlocked door is the greatest thing ever.

Like, you could throw your arms forward and rest on the back. Even take a nap. God, you could do so much.

EricLogan · « **Reply #3 on:** February 01, 2008, 09:32:33 PM »

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jesus0nvi4gra · « **Reply #4 on:** February 01, 2008, 09:34:03 PM »

I might "AC Slater" my own toilet in about 10 minutes.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #5 on:** February 01, 2008, 09:37:50 PM »

My girlfriend's sick and asleep right now. I think I might try it.

I'm kinda scared of the hukkah splashback and if it'll get on the floor if I diarrhea.

Fuck it. I'll take it for the team.

jesus0nvi4gra · « **Reply #6 on:** February 01, 2008, 09:38:43 PM »

How could I get photographic proof without giving away my man goods to slap?

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #7 on:** February 01, 2008, 09:40:30 PM »

So long as the toes are facing the wall, I'll believe it.

jesus0nvi4gra · « **Reply #8 on:** February 01, 2008, 09:43:05 PM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on February 01, 2008, 09:40:30 PM

So long as the toes are facing the wall, I'll believe it.

Aight, once I get the courage to rid my body of this 10 lb bomb I'll go for it.

MFS · « **Reply #9 on:** February 01, 2008, 09:56:18 PM »

fucking hilarious, I admire the balls it takes to remeber something and still do it regardless of the circumstance. This should be one of those Canadian heritage commercials.

defiantnate · « **Reply #10 on:** February 01, 2008, 09:59:57 PM »

Quote from: MFS on February 01, 2008, 09:56:18 PM

fucking hilarious

I might have to try that slater...

HAHAHAHA!

jesus0nvi4gra · « **Reply #11 on:** February 01, 2008, 10:32:43 PM »

...that was....weird?

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #12 on:** February 01, 2008, 10:37:18 PM »

I hope you didn't turn around to wipe.

jesus0nvi4gra · « **Reply #13 on:** February 01, 2008, 10:41:26 PM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on February 01, 2008, 10:37:18 PM

I hope you didn't turn around to wipe.

Hell nah! I hugged the back of the bowl with one hand, and handled the caboose with the other. The worst part was the splash damage I received when dropping off the Cosby Kids.

stagefright · « **Reply #14 on:** February 01, 2008, 10:42:10 PM »

not so psyched on having your dick rubbing against the back edge of the seat where poo can splatter/catch

SR Junky · « **Reply #15 on:** February 01, 2008, 10:47:22 PM »

the secrets of smarter snacking eh?

jesus0nvi4gra · « **Reply #16 on:** February 01, 2008, 10:50:34 PM »

Quote from: stagefright on February 01, 2008, 10:42:10 PM

not so psyched on having your dick rubbing against the back edge of the seat where poo can splatter/catch

That would suck if I got poo particles in my pee hole.

sectachrome · « **Reply #17 on:** February 01, 2008, 10:53:37 PM »

*golf clap*

baxter · « **Reply #18 on:** February 01, 2008, 11:32:26 PM »

I do this all the time. But I don't call it the AC slater, or I call it going backside. Also a nice thing about taking a shit this way is that you leave the shit on the top part of the toliet letting you to put matches on it and making a huge shit fire ball. I perfer making a domino affect with about 2 boxes of matches. I also have a t shirt with a picture of a guy doing it.

Doctor Handsome · « **Reply #19 on:** February 01, 2008, 11:52:00 PM »

I'm laughing so hard right now. This is amazing.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #20 on:** February 01, 2008, 11:52:40 PM »

If you really think about it, facing your toilet is like standing nose to nose with a good friend naked. It's just really weird unless you're from SF.

defiantnate · « **Reply #21 on:** February 01, 2008, 11:56:00 PM »

This method works good for me cause I can roll a blunt right on the tank... talk about convenient!

og de souzas legs · « **Reply #22 on:** February 02, 2008, 12:05:15 AM »

Quote from: sectachrome on February 01, 2008, 10:53:37 PM

*golf clap*

jayme.f · « **Reply #23 on:** February 02, 2008, 02:26:23 AM »

chris, your rep is at 333, fucking awesome!

Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea · « **Reply #24 on:** February 02, 2008, 02:27:57 AM »

wow...just wow.

bromar · « **Reply #25 on:** February 02, 2008, 04:15:48 AM »

This is the all time best thread I've ever read in my life.

Sleazy · « **Reply #26 on:** February 02, 2008, 04:48:58 AM »

i can rarely say that a thread will have a permenant effect on my life but BB you've stepped up to the challenge with this one. i can see it now, 90 years old and getting busted for pulling ACs in the nursing home and then babling about slap and the brooklyn brawler.

vicky · « **Reply #27 on:** February 02, 2008, 07:02:31 AM »

this thread is awesome, not to mention the fact that the ms paint rendition of what happened has a striking resemblence to ac slater

Vinnie · « **Reply #28 on:** February 02, 2008, 07:13:15 AM »

This is kid of exciting. Like it's a new day for mankind.

I don't think I'll try this though. I think I'm too sissy.

loudwizard · « **Reply #29 on:** February 02, 2008, 07:26:44 AM »

It's like a door of magic and wonderment has been opened up that I'd never even imagined...

Author Topic: I DEDICATE MY 6,283rd POST TO ROBIN'S PINK ASSHOLE AND AC SLATER (Read 3234 times)

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