Things You Are Not Stoked On

[mynameisnotjeff]

Went to the gym and my crotch is sore. It finally hit me today and I've been walking like robocop if he pooped his pants

[Nollie FS 180]

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As for my age and stuff, I will not say how old I am. I try not to reveal a lot about myself.

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oh jesus , just text this dude so we can find out what happens . no one cares about your age . you’ve reveled quit a lot about yourself such as you want to be coddled .

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you sure talk tough for someone who’s probably as soft as a baby’s ass cheek

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Alright dude. I'm just gonna assume you are 14. Just please don't post anymore shit that a 14 year old shouldn't be talking about on the internet. Thanks.

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I like how go from defending me to trying to attack me.

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I wasn’t just defending you. I actually was clarifying what you had said on here because nobody else you were arguing with knew what you wrote and you didn’t say it yourself. So I clarified so people better understood your situation and also explained to you why people were being harsh about what you were saying, because you only shared part of what you were saying a couple days ago.

You are obviously young and 14 is my actual guess. My advice to you was to be aware of that and not share certain stuff that you shouldn’t be especially at your age. We don’t know your age range so there isn’t a lot of advice we can give you because we don’t know what is even a possibility for you. We aren’t going to say take a trip to Europe if you aren’t even old enough to drive a car.

I wrote a whole fucking page of legit helpful stuff for you to think about but your only take away is to respond that you have long hair. If you want advice actually think about the advice you are given. If you are instead going to only get mad when someone challenges your negative thoughts you aren’t actually looking for advice. You are looking for attention.

im sorry you feel that way. That must be rough for you. I’m here for you if you ever need to take out your angst. Maybe talk about your sexual frustration.

[ChuckRamone]

Went to the gym and my crotch is sore. It finally hit me today and I've been walking like robocop if he pooped his pants

but the crotch gains will be worth it

[texasplant]

2 weeks ago I dislocated my elbow severely, fractured it in a few places, torn tendons off the bone, torn tricep. Basically worst case scenario. Waiting for an appointment next week to know if/when (BIG if, it’s more than likely) I need surgery to reattach everything.

I’ve never had surgery or anything of the kind, the thought of it makes me feel sick to the stomach. I don’t even want to think about the surgery. My hand basically doesn’t work anymore, I can’t feel a thing/move most of my fingers. That’s my biggest fear right now. 

Hoping for the best, and hopefully I can be back on board sooner than later. The waiting is killing me.

[7th Chamber]

I hate my job (I know, we all do), and I feel like I’m too old to find a new one.

[SHIREFLIP]

Surgery isn’t so bad. In my experience, they give you a lot of lorazepam before hand, so by the time they’re wheeling you toward the OR, you’re chilling. If you tell them you’re nervous, they’ll probably do the same for you. Also, being put under is kind of cool. They had me count backward from ten, then it felt like I blinked and I woke up in the recovery room. It’s by no means a great experience; I was terrified going into it, but now I remember it quite favourably.

[texasplant]

Surgery isn’t so bad. In my experience, they give you a lot of lorazepam before hand, so by the time they’re wheeling you toward the OR, you’re chilling. If you tell them you’re nervous, they’ll probably do the same for you. Also, being put under is kind of cool. They had me count backward from ten, then it felt like I blinked and I woke up in the recovery room. It’s by no means a great experience; I was terrified going into it, but now I remember it quite favourably.

Thanks for the reassurance, was kind of hoping to hear stories like these

[Dr-Feelgood]

I hate my job (I know, we all do), and I feel like I’m too old to find a new one.

Never to old, find something that makes you happy, lifes to short to be somewhere you hate 5 days a week(or more?)

[VHS ERA]

Yo it’s fucking winter out

[Dr-Feelgood]

Yo it’s fucking winter out

yo fucken summer started early in sydney, its hot out

[rawr1922]

I'm such a dummy. Never realized people see who viewed their insta story. A girl messaged me saying, "When are you gonna stop creepin on my story and come see me?"  yikes

[VHS ERA]

I'm such a dummy. Never realized people see who viewed their insta story. A girl messaged me saying, "When are you gonna stop creepin on my story and come see me?"  yikes

You got an invite tho.

Anyway this reminded me on Halloween I butt dialed a work account at 12:30 am. Dude told me I left and voicemail and that it was funny. No idea whats on there. Probably a drunk convo between me and my wife. Smh.

[SHIREFLIP]

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I'm such a dummy. Never realized people see who viewed their insta story. A girl messaged me saying, "When are you gonna stop creepin on my story and come see me?"  yikes

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You got an invite tho.

[pica]

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I hate my job (I know, we all do), and I feel like I’m too old to find a new one.

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Never to old, find something that makes you happy, lifes to short to be somewhere you hate 5 days a week(or more?)

I actually like my job.

But i hate coconut water. How anybody can drink that is beyond me.

[Dr-Feelgood]

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I'm such a dummy. Never realized people see who viewed their insta story. A girl messaged me saying, "When are you gonna stop creepin on my story and come see me?"  yikes

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You got an invite tho.

Anyway this reminded me on Halloween I butt dialed a work account at 12:30 am. Dude told me I left and voicemail and that it was funny. No idea whats on there. Probably a drunk convo between me and my wife. Smh.

Ahhh dude this happpened to me when i moved to canada, within a week or two of starting my new job, i was out drinking one saturday night and buttdialed my new boss and he played me the voicemail on monday and it was me just slurring my words talking to someone drunk as fuck

[AssFlea]

via Imgflip Meme Generator

this hat is close to 10 year old and its missing again

[shucknjive]

^ LoL

[delaware county]

dudes,

 what the hell is up with people who carry full cups of coffee/soda/tea,etc. in bags? It really bothers me for some reason

[VHS ERA]

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I'm such a dummy. Never realized people see who viewed their insta story. A girl messaged me saying, "When are you gonna stop creepin on my story and come see me?"  yikes

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You got an invite tho.

Anyway this reminded me on Halloween I butt dialed a work account at 12:30 am. Dude told me I left and voicemail and that it was funny. No idea whats on there. Probably a drunk convo between me and my wife. Smh.

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Ahhh dude this happpened to me when i moved to canada, within a week or two of starting my new job, i was out drinking one saturday night and buttdialed my new boss and he played me the voicemail on monday and it was me just slurring my words talking to someone drunk as fuck

Lmao harsh. I did get lucky with which account it was, this dude is a pretty chill surfer bro. Definitely coulda been a worse work contact. I kinda wanna hear my voicemail but also am scared. Smh.

[AssFlea]

Hat returned 👍

[planman]

Hyperextended my good knee doing an ollie, ow

[Dr-Feelgood]

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I'm such a dummy. Never realized people see who viewed their insta story. A girl messaged me saying, "When are you gonna stop creepin on my story and come see me?"  yikes

[close]

You got an invite tho.

Anyway this reminded me on Halloween I butt dialed a work account at 12:30 am. Dude told me I left and voicemail and that it was funny. No idea whats on there. Probably a drunk convo between me and my wife. Smh.

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Ahhh dude this happpened to me when i moved to canada, within a week or two of starting my new job, i was out drinking one saturday night and buttdialed my new boss and he played me the voicemail on monday and it was me just slurring my words talking to someone drunk as fuck

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Lmao harsh. I did get lucky with which account it was, this dude is a pretty chill surfer bro. Definitely coulda been a worse work contact. I kinda wanna hear my voicemail but also am scared. Smh.

hahah trust me dont listen to it, i cringed the whole damn time bro

[50mm]

My hand has been broken for a week and I they still haven't cleared a fucking referral for me to get this shit properly looked at. I have to type 9 hours a goddamn day with a boxers fracture.

[AssFlea]

My nephew Sean is missing. He ran away from home and is hiding in a set.
Turns out all my nephews are "cripping"

I used to hang out with one 11. I might be the only crust punk who's done dirt and put in work outside of jail.

I am OG retiree not a fucking case worker. I'm not going hunting for him. They want to play gangster I'm not getting involved.

One of these regular kids got shot like 2 weeks ago over talking shit online.

I fucking hate gang bullshit

[Yu Dum]

My nephew Sean is missing. He ran away from home and is hiding in a set.
Turns out all my nephews are "cripping"

I used to hang out with one 11. I might be the only crust punk who's done dirt and put in work outside of jail.

I am OG retiree not a fucking case worker. I'm not going hunting for him. They want to play gangster I'm not getting involved.

One of these regular kids got shot like 2 weeks ago over talking shit online.

I fucking hate gang bullshit

Fuck, man.. I was gonna come in here and bitch about being more burnt out on skating than I usually am but... That's the least important topic to cover here.
I sincerely hope your nephew comes home safe and sound. Seen too many of my good buddies fall into that life.

[pica]

dudes,

 what the hell is up with people who carry full cups of coffee/soda/tea,etc. in bags? It really bothers me for some reason

You mean like those reuseable coffe cups?

[Sick Duck]

My hand has been broken for a week and I they still haven't cleared a fucking referral for me to get this shit properly looked at. I have to type 9 hours a goddamn day with a boxers fracture.

you should at least splint the finger with bad knuckle up against the next finger. Might make typing hard but worth it. I had thta happen while i was on crutches for different injury, didn’t go to dr for it for like a year and it healed wrong. They said if i had splinted it it would be fine. It’s not that bad but i wish i took care of it

[50mm]

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My hand has been broken for a week and I they still haven't cleared a fucking referral for me to get this shit properly looked at. I have to type 9 hours a goddamn day with a boxers fracture.

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you should at least splint the finger with bad knuckle up against the next finger. Might make typing hard but worth it. I had thta happen while i was on crutches for different injury, didn’t go to dr for it for like a year and it healed wrong. They said if i had splinted it it would be fine. It’s not that bad but i wish i took care of it

Good info. Should just buy a new brace with a finger splint I guess.

[TheBoognish]

Fell asleep weird on the couch watching a movie last weekend. My back still hurts from it and i haven't been able to train all week.


Getting old fucking sucks.

[Yu Dum]

Seasonal Affective Disorder has me in some dark places right now... I want to talk to my wife about it, but I also don't want to frighten her or make her feel like she can't handle it... I don't know what to do, Pals.