Things You Are Not Stoked On

[bumptobar]

Rain ruining a saturday. Probably will sit around and do nothing all day, such a waste.

[sergioflorez]

this cant be real. if it is then i hope that person of a husband gets gangraped

http://www.efukt.com/2145_Cancer_Girl_Abused_By_Husband.html


edit. opening up UWTB and reading lakai!, lakai!, lakai!. dude, take a break from the internet. come back in a few years.

[StabMasterArson]

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my girlfriend and I broke up about two weeks ago and ive been beyond bored since, especially at night when i'd usually be at her place...when i was single before it was fun because none of my friends had girls, but now they all either have a girlfriend or moved away. im pretty lonely. 

[close]

yeah?  well you weren't forced to see sex and the city, were you?

my old lady is trying, but I told her I will glady wait in the car for her.

[Bill]

Rain ruining a saturday. Probably will sit around and do nothing all day, such a waste.

[bill hates]

hunters     

[cahl]

how picky i'm with girls

[mr. otsu]

this cant be real. if it is then i hope that person of a husband gets gangraped

http://www.efukt.com/2145_Cancer_Girl_Abused_By_Husband.html

Clicking on this link after watching that video


http://www.efukt.com/1941_Insertion_Destroys_Her_Ass.html


totally NSFW

[bumptobar]

That whole site is fucked.  Its horrible.

[vicky]

i already miss my friend and she just moved back to arizona yesterday. this is going to be the loneliest summer ever.

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

How tempted I am to see the new thrasher cover.

But I want to open the mail and be surprised.

[kevbo999]

My buddy and his teenage girlfriend are apparently having a kid next month.

My other friend is living with, and will probably marry, this bitchy freeloader that everyone hates.

Why must they do this to themselves?

[bizarro gub]

nice lucky 13 ad slap.

[skaterdavid]

Fucking iPod in the washer. FUCK this

[brooklyn brawler]

I lost custody of Captain today.

[frisco]

800

he averages 24 posts per day

nearly all of his posts are just quoting other posters

so fucking annoying, fork please get on some deletions

[Rusty Champignon]

I feel terrible

[kilgore.]

i've honestly lost faith in womanhood.

[wuust]

i want a threesome so badly but my girlfriend isn't feeling it at all.
and i want to try buttsex at least once. but she goes all butters on me " what what in the butt?"

[Garfield]

and i want to try buttsex at least once. but she goes all butters on me " what what in the butt?"

You gotta take control man. Buttsex is not up for debate or discussion. If that's what you want, you need to let her know that you're the captain of that goddamn ship. Like a surprise party of sorts.

Arlene and I went over this once, and once was all it took. while making love on the fence, I got a little courageous and just went for it. She was shocked, as if she had forgotten she had an asshole. She leaped up to get her bearings, and her eyes gleamed with dismay, but after a few minutes she was super into it, and after those rapids, the river was back to it's serene state.

Go for it, playboy. I'm rootin' for you.

[nocomply]

I lost custody of Captain today.

that's your cat right? what happened?

[brooklyn brawler]

The ex took him. He bit her on the way into the cage. I technically win a little with that.

[StabMasterArson]

The ex took him. He bit her on the way into the cage. I technically win a little with that.

That sucks, do you get him everyother weekend or what?

[Foray]

i want a threesome so badly but my girlfriend isn't feeling it at all.
and i want to try buttsex at least once. but she goes all butters on me " what what in the butt?"

not really that great...

there is a huge spider lurking around my toilet so i cant take a shit.

[brooklyn brawler]

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The ex took him. He bit her on the way into the cage. I technically win a little with that.

[close]

That sucks, do you get him everyother weekend or what?

Maybe if she's on vaycay and needs a babysitter.


I'm getting a turtle for my new house.

[jrock]

just found out that a guy I knew from SF, Big Ant from the band Black Fiction, died the other day.  Black Fiction was kind of my band's sister band...our bass player died a little over a year ago, now one of their members died...its just kind of weird.  Anyway, I didn't know him that well, but Ant was cool as fuck, and its some really shitty news to hear. 

  http://www.myspace.com/blackfictionband

[vicky]

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Fucking iPod in the washer. FUCK this

[close]

My ipod went through the wash cycle and it still worked... If you hook it up to a power supply itll turn back on, and all the water will eventually get out of the screen.

I had a job interview on Thursday, and the guy said he'd get back to me by Monday. I still haven't heard from him.

ALWAYS call a job to follow up after an interview, they like when people do that. just call and be like "hey i got interviewed on thursday and i was wondering if the position was still available?" it shows that you have interest in the job.

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

My parents think i'm worthless cause I don't have a job and don't plan on getting one this summer. I worked my ass off this school year though, but alot of other kids did too and they're gettin' jobs.

I guess I am pretty damn worthless.

[StabMasterArson]

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Fucking iPod in the washer. FUCK this

[close]

My ipod went through the wash cycle and it still worked... If you hook it up to a power supply itll turn back on, and all the water will eventually get out of the screen.

I had a job interview on Thursday, and the guy said he'd get back to me by Monday. I still haven't heard from him.

I dropped my old one into a Porta-potty. I heard the plop and left it for dead. I'm not fishing anything out of turds.

[Rusty Champignon]

My parents think i'm worthless cause I don't have a job and don't plan on getting one this summer. I worked my ass off this school year though, but alot of other kids did too and they're gettin' jobs.

I guess I am pretty damn worthless.

I'm in the exact same position, I just want to skate and chill, is it wrong that I feel I deserve a rest?

[Cthulhu!]

Not at all. Take it easy. Anyway, the weather is horrid here.