Author Topic: Things You Are Not Stoked On (Read 1896915 times)

kevbo999 · « **Reply #1440 on:** July 20, 2008, 05:19:57 PM »

Quote from: longballlarry on July 20, 2008, 02:34:49 PM

polish toilet paper.

my butthole has been itching mad lot lately and last time i checked there was blood on the toilet paper and my butt kind of stings. i bought some wet wipes and rubbed some lotion on it that my grandma gave me. we'll see how things turn out.

Go get your wet w-.. oh, nvm.

Goblinshark · « **Reply #1441 on:** July 20, 2008, 10:41:35 PM »

i was skatin down 19th and i see these thug ass dudes. I'm thinking it looks sketch, but then i think nah im just bein prejudiced. when i roll by one of the fuckers socks me in the ribs. I just skated outta there because there was 4 of them and im like 140, but if it had been one on one he would have gotten a truck to the skull. This is barely a week after some other motherfucker pulled a shotgun on me over a parking spot in west hollywood so i guess i'm on a roll right now

skimthefat · « **Reply #1442 on:** July 20, 2008, 10:53:40 PM »

^damn man fuck that.

not stoked on my ankle.
rolled it again, but i haven't done that in ages.
hopefully it recovers quick, its feeling better already.

toonie · « **Reply #1443 on:** July 21, 2008, 12:22:11 AM »

Quote from: barr on July 20, 2008, 04:20:56 PM

seriously
who is the loser that came up with this thing, i hate this thing

me too. especially when you're on the last lap and hear it headed for you, or you get hit by two or three in a row.

Mooley · « **Reply #1444 on:** July 21, 2008, 12:34:47 AM »

After having a super hassle-free awesome 4-day party binge at my friend's cabin (aka house in some quiet golf course community), we learn that all the neighbours had some little convention to talk about our antics, and now my buddy's parents are understandably pissed and I'm going to have to pay for some shit I broke while I was hammered. I don't get why they couldn't just say something while we were partying, it's bullshit to have this stuff come back to you 2 weeks later.

artichoke · « **Reply #1445 on:** July 21, 2008, 12:53:59 AM »

Insomnia.

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #1446 on:** July 21, 2008, 09:09:56 AM »

I know for a fact, that i bought a pound of bacon yesterday when I went shopping. But when i went to make breakfast today, nowhere to be found. I was almost in tears.

Rusty Champignon · « **Reply #1447 on:** July 21, 2008, 09:14:25 AM »

I got angry because my expensive tv won't work properly and threw the remote at it resulting in a cracked screen, fuuuuuck

xi3388 · « **Reply #1448 on:** July 21, 2008, 10:14:56 AM »

this past week i had tuesday but was called in... to work til close... had sunday off and then again was called in to work til about 45 mins before closing... and i have to work on my day off again... plus i'm taking summer courses and had two tests today...and the bosses daughter is in charge all the time and bitches at me to get to work while she is sitting on her ass eating pizza... the bitch dropped out of college.. has her car and insurance paid for her i'm sure... and then complains about never getting a day off....

bitch... go back to school and quit being a hypocritical bitch!!!!!

side note: those two days i had to come in on my day off... were because she got them off.

Lance · « **Reply #1449 on:** July 21, 2008, 01:06:48 PM »

Got black out drunk before the yankees game yesterday...and I guess I got an open container ticket cause i just found one in my pocket and my names on there....fuuuuck

cahl · « **Reply #1450 on:** July 21, 2008, 01:20:39 PM »

girls are soooooooooo annoying

Goblinshark · « **Reply #1451 on:** July 21, 2008, 01:23:51 PM »

Quote from: StabMasterArson on July 21, 2008, 09:09:56 AM

I know for a fact, that i bought a pound of bacon yesterday when I went shopping. But when i went to make breakfast today, nowhere to be found. I was almost in tears.

with my roomates, this shit happens on a daily basis. assholes ate all my salsa too.

lenny · « **Reply #1452 on:** July 21, 2008, 02:38:31 PM »

I took a couple of valium at the bar last night, pretty soon after that i blacked out and apparently was trying to skate out in front after last call. And as far as i can gather, i fell on my right ass cheek super hard because is bruised and extremely tender. i can hardly walk, plus i'm supposed to film the vox demo at our park today. shit.

marty. · « **Reply #1453 on:** July 21, 2008, 03:54:19 PM »

How fucking depressed I get the day after smoking pot.

Posts about how drunk you were last night are lame, but goddamn I was drunk last night. Comically so.
I remember pretty much nothing about Dark Knight, other than the opening bank robbery scene, and trying to finger the girl I was with in the middle of the stairs cause all the good seats were taken.

jrock · « **Reply #1454 on:** July 21, 2008, 04:12:16 PM »

had to go to the doctor again today. back on antibiotics.

Edward Penishands · « **Reply #1455 on:** July 21, 2008, 06:59:52 PM »

the ass or tits thread won't open for me.

skaterdavid · « **Reply #1456 on:** July 21, 2008, 07:32:11 PM »

Quote from: Edward Penishands on July 21, 2008, 06:59:52 PM

the ass or tits thread won't open for me.

that and alot of other threads are not working

Sony MDR V2 headphones · « **Reply #1457 on:** July 21, 2008, 07:57:01 PM »

Quote from: skaterdavid on July 21, 2008, 07:32:11 PM

Quote from: Edward Penishands on July 21, 2008, 06:59:52 PM
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the ass or tits thread won't open for me.
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that and alot of other threads are not working

yeah same. i want to open the ea skate thread.

dtrigiani · « **Reply #1458 on:** July 21, 2008, 09:22:31 PM »

Quote from: Sony MDR V2 Headphones on July 21, 2008, 07:57:01 PM

Quote from: skaterdavid on July 21, 2008, 07:32:11 PM
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the ass or tits thread won't open for me.
[close]

that and alot of other threads are not working
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yeah same. i want to open the ea skate thread.

I, too, am getting a lot more white screens than normal. This is the only thread I can open.

skate_bored · « **Reply #1459 on:** July 21, 2008, 09:50:21 PM »

my car completely fucked up this week. it started with a small oil leak that i took in immediately and they tell me its nothing and then it mysteriously goes away. that was friday. then saturday the transmission isnt going into 1st gear so im just revving it up until it finally jerks into gear. thennn tonight after work the battery or alternator is dead, which i will have to wait until morning to find out...once i figure out how im going to start it in the first place to get it to autozone. the really bad part is that the car is only 5 years old and was perfect up until now. what the fucck

skaterdavid · « **Reply #1460 on:** July 21, 2008, 10:32:14 PM »

Quote from: Sony MDR V2 Headphones on July 21, 2008, 07:57:01 PM

Quote from: skaterdavid on July 21, 2008, 07:32:11 PM
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Quote from: Edward Penishands on July 21, 2008, 06:59:52 PM
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the ass or tits thread won't open for me.
[close]

that and alot of other threads are not working
[close]

yeah same. i want to open the ea skate thread.

same, got to check the easkate

Tuna · « **Reply #1461 on:** July 21, 2008, 10:34:18 PM »

Quote from: skaterdavid on July 21, 2008, 10:32:14 PM

Quote from: Sony MDR V2 Headphones on July 21, 2008, 07:57:01 PM
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Quote from: skaterdavid on July 21, 2008, 07:32:11 PM
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Quote from: Edward Penishands on July 21, 2008, 06:59:52 PM
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the ass or tits thread won't open for me.
[close]

that and alot of other threads are not working
[close]

yeah same. i want to open the ea skate thread.
[close]

same

me too, except for me i get SLAP FORUMS and the Links all the way at the bottom of the page only.

cahl · « **Reply #1462 on:** July 21, 2008, 10:44:06 PM »

errybodys gettin dat probem

EricLogan · « **Reply #1463 on:** July 22, 2008, 12:25:24 AM »

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

if I thought walking into a crips' house and trying to beat his ass in his sleep would fix slap, i totally would give it a go

longballlarry · « **Reply #1464 on:** July 22, 2008, 03:47:21 AM »

Quote from: Endoftime on July 21, 2008, 10:34:18 PM

Quote from: skaterdavid on July 21, 2008, 10:32:14 PM
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Quote from: Sony MDR V2 Headphones on July 21, 2008, 07:57:01 PM
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Quote from: skaterdavid on July 21, 2008, 07:32:11 PM
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Quote from: Edward Penishands on July 21, 2008, 06:59:52 PM
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the ass or tits thread won't open for me.
[close]

that and alot of other threads are not working
[close]

yeah same. i want to open the ea skate thread.
[close]

same
[close]

me too, except for me i get SLAP FORUMS and the Links all the way at the bottom of the page only.

slap is seriously the worst.

kevbo999 · « **Reply #1465 on:** July 22, 2008, 05:15:09 AM »

Also bummed on 90% of threads not opening.

angryfacedman · « **Reply #1466 on:** July 22, 2008, 05:52:56 AM »

Quote from: Kev. on July 22, 2008, 05:15:09 AM

Also bummed on 90% of threads not opening.

X2

H8R part 4 · « **Reply #1467 on:** July 22, 2008, 08:53:37 AM »

Quote from: angryfacedman on July 22, 2008, 05:52:56 AM

Quote from: Kev. on July 22, 2008, 05:15:09 AM
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Also bummed on 90% of threads not opening.
[close]
X2

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #1468 on:** July 22, 2008, 10:20:27 AM »

Quote from: faster! on July 22, 2008, 08:53:37 AM

Quote from: angryfacedman on July 22, 2008, 05:52:56 AM
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Quote from: Kev. on July 22, 2008, 05:15:09 AM
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Also bummed on 90% of threads not opening.
[close]
X2
[close]

Finally started working for me but I'm not changing my sig.

Matze · « **Reply #1469 on:** July 22, 2008, 12:37:09 PM »

couldn't skate for 2 weeks because i had had to work in this workcamp ... so today i jumped on my board and rolled ankle a little bit while pushing on the first 50 meters ... and then slammed after 5 other minutes skating flat. i hope for a better tomorrow

Author Topic: Things You Are Not Stoked On (Read 1896915 times)

kevbo999

skimthefat

toonie

Rusty Champignon

cahl

jrock

Edward Penishands

Sony MDR V2 headphones

cahl

kevbo999

angryfacedman