Author Topic: The Slap Message Boards and the Trial of Jamie Thomas (Read 86943 times)

NickDagger · « **Reply #510 on:** May 12, 2008, 07:21:40 PM »

ohhhhtisbdriftwood you are being a fucking douchebag faggot

killing time · « **Reply #511 on:** May 12, 2008, 08:50:56 PM »

Quote from: NickDagger on May 12, 2008, 07:21:40 PM

ohhhhtisbdriftwood you are being a fucking douchebag faggot

i second that motion

eat.shit · « **Reply #512 on:** May 12, 2008, 09:39:57 PM »

Singleton sold out. He gets payed to talk shit in a magazine, and his shit talking isn't even up to par with the shit talking that goes on here on the boards. I've never seen a video with Clyde Singleton in it, maybe Minority Report or some shit but I wasen't paying attention to him.

Clyde, go take your money out of the ATM that you got payed to back Sheckler and shove it up your ass. Talking like your "keeping it real." You ain't keeping shit real, you gotta eat and thats fine, but have some fucking self dignity because you know just like every legit skateboarder out there that Sheckler is wack as frogs hair.

I'd flip burgers at Wendys anyday over being someones bitch.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #513 on:** May 12, 2008, 10:00:27 PM »

Apparently Zoo York was also keeping Clyde back from attending Grade 9 English too.

killing time · « **Reply #514 on:** May 12, 2008, 10:13:25 PM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on May 12, 2008, 10:00:27 PM

Apparently Zoo York was also keeping Clyde back from attending Grade 9 English too.

hahaha, thats gotta hurt. that dude sucks at announcing things too, hes so abnoxious. "you know who it is"

NickDagger · « **Reply #515 on:** May 12, 2008, 10:18:31 PM »

I love how he "keeps it real" by intentional typing things incorrectly.

Yeah he sold out, but he wasn't all that great before.

And his announcing is just "yeah boy!" about 2,000 times in a row.

He was the TK before TK, even with the "oh shit I only have 3 tricks....crooked grind, variel heel and noseslide......hmmm......oh shit! fakie! fakie crooks! fakie variel heel! genius! erm...I mean...DAT SHIT IS STRAIGHT HOOD NUGGA YEAH !"

Fuck you Clyde.

eat.shit · « **Reply #516 on:** May 12, 2008, 10:43:47 PM »

Nah doode, on tha real walkie talkie he be keepin that shiz mad fresh.

Anyone can type some shit like a person and use dumb ass slang.

Clyde WHERE YOU AT DAWWWG. Lemme see your famed shit talkin' at its best cause honestly, that shit on your blog? Weak.

Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea · « **Reply #517 on:** May 12, 2008, 11:11:15 PM »

Ryan Sheckler skates better than Clyde Singleton.
Fact.

Jamie Thomas skates better than Clyde SIngleton.
Fact.

Even my friends regular cousin skates better than Clyde Singleton and he´s only got one leg and a brain half the size of a dog. And still he has better writing skills and seems more mature. And he´s just 13 years old. Sometimes he pees in his pants but that's cool because he wears diapers and it makes him smile and giggle.

NickDagger · « **Reply #518 on:** May 12, 2008, 11:21:23 PM »

I don't give a shit how well people can skate, kookage has nothing to do with skating ability. Sheckler and apparently Singleton just don't get it.

ChildoftheGhetto · « **Reply #519 on:** May 12, 2008, 11:40:13 PM »

I don't think you guys realize that clyde is responsible for one of the greatest tre flips ever caught on film. Also, It's pretty funny that you guys are getting on him for stating that Jamie Thomas is responsible for making the type of skating you guys hate popular.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #520 on:** May 12, 2008, 11:46:04 PM »

Quote from: PopwarOfGuns on May 12, 2008, 11:11:15 PM

Ryan Sheckler skates better than Clyde Singleton.
Fact.

Jamie Thomas skates better than Clyde SIngleton.
Fact.

Shiloh Greathouse skates better than Clyde Singleton.
Fact.

Does Clyde get money from redbull too? A friend of mine said he did.

If true any argument he has translates into:
"I like Sheckler because he makes my redbull checks bigger"
or
"I hate on people who dislike Sheckler because they fuck with my money."

And child, what tre flip do you speak of?
Love it or hate it, Jamie's video parts have changed skating, Clyde's parts haven't changed shit. For Clyde to act like Jamie should be licking his boots is out of pocket.

eat.shit · « **Reply #521 on:** May 13, 2008, 12:22:32 AM »

Quote from: The Gipper on May 12, 2008, 11:46:04 PM

Love it or hate it, Jamie's video parts have changed skating, Clyde's parts haven't changed shit. For Clyde to act like Jamie should be licking his boots is out of pocket.

Clydes parts haven't changed shit because nobody wants to watch his shit. Who does Clyde even skate for? Or is he "retired?" Maybe thats why hes dick riding. His royalty checks from board sales must be "SLOW" this time of year, or this decade. Who knows...

And 1 last thing, atleast Jamie has the balls to come on here and take shit from everyone and answer questions. He might not be my favorite skateboarder or person, but atleast he has my respect, and everyone elses for that matter.

poocrusher · « **Reply #522 on:** May 13, 2008, 12:40:32 AM »

I'd like everyone to know that Jamie Thomas and Clyde Singleton are really the same person, just throwing opposite tricks to confuse this board.

Clyde is all about noseslides, Jamie all about bs lipslides.

Jamie is all about forcing white people with bad style down our throats ( Garrett Hill ), Clyde is all about forcing black people with bad style down our throats ( Kevin Taylor ).

Jamie promotes Vegetarians, and Clyde promotes serving fried chicken in Helmets.

brent · « **Reply #523 on:** May 13, 2008, 12:46:18 AM »

Kevin Taylor bad style? really?

poocrusher · « **Reply #524 on:** May 13, 2008, 12:58:22 AM »

Quote from: brent on May 13, 2008, 12:46:18 AM

Kevin Taylor bad style? really?

I love the trick selection...but his knees almost knock together on every trick. Also every now and then he gets a "Felix". 0:22, 0:49, 1:09, 1:54.

Also I don't believe there was a single line in that entire part.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_dIEbLwb9kc

*edit for more "felix" examples*

bobjohn · « **Reply #525 on:** May 13, 2008, 02:40:00 AM »

It seems Mr. faster!'s business education consists of Tyrone's seminars. Does this retail model look familiar?

Tyrone Cisero's "skateshop" serving way uptown Bay Area.
Spitfire's $10, Thunders $20.
PM me if you have crack to trade for hardgoods!

metsuri · « **Reply #526 on:** May 13, 2008, 05:06:44 AM »

Quote from: eat.shit on May 12, 2008, 09:39:57 PM

I'd flip burgers at Wendys anyday over being someones bitch.

If you were really given these choices you might reconsider. I know I would try to prolong my "skate career" by running my mouth in magazines and taking Redbull money if I were him.

natenola forever · « **Reply #527 on:** May 13, 2008, 06:25:50 AM »

Quote from: brent on May 13, 2008, 12:46:18 AM

Kevin Taylor bad style? really?

Yeah i gotta back you on this Kevin Taylor has good style, nice dude to.

ohhhhtisbdriftwood · « **Reply #528 on:** May 13, 2008, 08:31:37 AM »

Quote from: eat.shit on May 13, 2008, 12:22:32 AM

Who does Clyde even skate for? Or is he "retired?" Maybe thats why hes dick riding.

well yeah.. he is retired, i don't know why you'd put that in quotes but anyway he did ride for two of the best companies ever, do one of the best 360 flips ever and the second best fs heelflip ever.

despite that he's an idiot and something of a money grabbing whore.

H8R part 4 · « **Reply #529 on:** May 13, 2008, 08:48:04 AM »

Quote from: bobjohn on May 13, 2008, 02:40:00 AM

It seems Mr. faster!'s business education consists of Tyrone's seminars. Does this retail model look familiar?

ha! not really dude. i used to just have a stack of boards and some random shit about.
now, i try to make my spot look somewhat nice. its not really the dope setup or anything but it works for me.

my ghetto living room shop...

qwertypoiuy · « **Reply #530 on:** May 13, 2008, 08:52:25 AM »

dont hate on kt

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #531 on:** May 13, 2008, 09:06:47 AM »

Clyde, what's with you making pee pee on everyone's couches?

That stories making more rounds up there, than Duffel's chick with the dick.

killing time · « **Reply #532 on:** May 13, 2008, 09:12:46 AM »

Quote from: faster! on May 13, 2008, 08:48:04 AM

Quote from: bobjohn on May 13, 2008, 02:40:00 AM
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It seems Mr. faster!'s business education consists of Tyrone's seminars. Does this retail model look familiar?
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ha! not really dude. i used to just have a stack of boards and some random shit about.
now, i try to make my spot look somewhat nice. its not really the dope setup or anything but it works for me.

my ghetto living room shop...

throw a sneaker rack in there with some SB's nd you got yourself a modern day botique skateshop

wuust · « **Reply #533 on:** May 13, 2008, 09:16:38 AM »

even an indian kid living in the jungle could write better english than that dude. his TSM column was funny, well sometimes, but since the jump to tws.. guess his final salary was a kick in the head

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #534 on:** May 13, 2008, 09:59:07 AM »

Maybe Clyde's trying to make a 'power' move to be Sheckles manager.

Lumpy Oatmeal · « **Reply #535 on:** May 13, 2008, 10:01:42 AM »

not gonna happen......unless ryan is clydes love child....have to say that ryan seems a little smarter than clyde though

sweets · « **Reply #536 on:** May 13, 2008, 10:15:20 AM »

Quote from: faster! on May 13, 2008, 08:48:04 AM

Quote from: bobjohn on May 13, 2008, 02:40:00 AM
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It seems Mr. faster!'s business education consists of Tyrone's seminars. Does this retail model look familiar?
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ha! not really dude. i used to just have a stack of boards and some random shit about.
now, i try to make my spot look somewhat nice. its not really the dope setup or anything but it works for me.

my ghetto living room shop...

Need a manager? Ash tray on the coffee table means I can smoke cigs and grip boards at the same time. Your shop does look like a boutique style shop. I'd work there. I'll help you get some shoe/clothing accounts.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #537 on:** May 13, 2008, 10:25:12 AM »

Quote from: ohhhhtisbdriftwood on May 13, 2008, 08:31:37 AM

Quote from: eat.shit on May 13, 2008, 12:22:32 AM
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Who does Clyde even skate for? Or is he "retired?" Maybe thats why hes dick riding.
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well yeah.. he is retired, i don't know why you'd put that in quotes but anyway he did ride for two of the best companies ever, do one of the best 360 flips ever and the second best fs heelflip ever.

despite that he's an idiot and something of a money grabbing whore.

This is just regular. The only reason I don't have you on ignore is sometimes you point out how stupid people are being when they say shit like this. "second best fs heelflip ever?" What is that shit? You got a list? Even if you are that lame, you are wrong. Fs heelflips are for people who suck too much to do a frontside flip and want to do a fliptrick frontside. Why you would brag about how awesome somebody is at that trick is beyond me. And who is the 1st bestest frontside heelflipper anyway? Who else does such a heinous trick
On top of that, you can not compare his 360 flips to people like Josh Kalis or Lucas Puig, who actually do have some of the best 3 flips ever.
The dude is a kook. fakie noseslides and tailslides are lame no matter how many times you do them. Heelflips suck when most people (including Clyde) do them, and that pretty much covers every trick he has ever done.
Clyde, if you read this, you are a perfect example of how this kid is so toxic, if you associate with him, you lose too.

Paper Crane · « **Reply #538 on:** May 13, 2008, 11:05:48 AM »

hey guyz, i like heelflips.

ChildoftheGhetto · « **Reply #539 on:** May 13, 2008, 11:07:04 AM »

if you don't like this part, you should never set foot on a skateboard again.