The Slap Message Boards and the Trial of Jamie Thomas

[bill hates]

someone should make a GWB shirt

abd

[Absurdicon Delta]

scootboard goes out of his way to post the least funny and most annoying pictures

[GIRL Workshop B]

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someone should make a GWB shirt

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abd

i love your homophobic posts. hating gay people is the same as hating people of a certain race you homophobe

[boyan]

someone should make a GWB shirt

good idea, now I will always find a shirt to clean out the cesspool

[Perfection]

Hey boyan, where are you from? Half of your posts don't make any sense to me.

[ohhhhtisbdriftwood]

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someone should make a GWB shirt

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good idea, now I will always find a shirt to clean out the cesspool

making fun of girl workshop b effectively is like shooting fish in a barrel and yet somehow not one of you cretins has even got fucking close yet.

and that shit above, boyan you stupid, annoying, tintin, poirot, peadophile government little fuck was one of the most fucking pathetic attempts yet.

and if you're not belgian keep it to yourself, i dont fucking care.

[boyan]

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someone should make a GWB shirt

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good idea, now I will always find a shirt to clean out the cesspool

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making fun of girl workshop b effectively is like shooting fish in a barrel and yet somehow not one of you cretins has even got fucking close yet.

and that shit above, boyan you stupid, annoying, tintin, poirot, peadophile government little fuck was one of the most fucking pathetic attempts yet.

and if you're not belgian keep it to yourself, i dont fucking care.

flattering

[Perfection]

otis b. driftwood is my favorite poster

[boyan]

otis b. driftwood is my favorite poster

he sure is!

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

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someone should make a fuck GWB and his stupid fucking face and faggot posts shirt

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i pee'd my pants.

[nice weather]

This is what I'm looking for when I open a thread.

[wuust]

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hey jamie,  let's see you make something like this and rock it at the "ride the sky" premiere

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paging vicky

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I would buy several of these

come on, someone do this! i do want royalties of course 

[Allen.]

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someone should make a GWB shirt

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abd

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i love your homophobic posts. hating gay people is the same as hating people of a certain race you homophobe

I hope a black hole suddenly emerges in your toilet whilest youre shitting.

[The Mess]

i think i know who he is but honestly, he's more entertaining with his fake account.
ride on "14 year old"...ride 'till the wheels fall off.
oh yeah, they already did.

[Dr Newton]

Henry Sanchez, Jayme Fortune, and Alex Chalmers were my favorite posters. I really do appreciate having the chance to talk to those guys, even online.

Jamie Thomas' dick DOESN'T get ridden? HAHAHA. Do I need to pull up the "Jamie Thomas APRESH!!11" topic to refresh some of your memories?

[Gest]

maybe i'm a little late on this, but i thought it was funny how turkeylurkey was getting mad at jamie for taking kotr serious, apparently... i really could have sworn the point of that whole thing was to win? i guess the past winners, including blind and everyones favorite, dlx, took it way to serious, also...

and then gipper accuses jamie of being too serious in general.. what kind of regular fucking accusation is that? "dude man, you're being WAY too serious!" especially for being the dude that went and filmed a back 50-50 on hubba right when he found out it got unknobbed. sounds like you definately just took the bus, grinded it, and left.

fuck turkleylurkey, if anything that dude is way too serious, i can't take reading his posts, they are like the "nothing but the truth" of posts.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Skating hubba was nothing but fun and an awesome experience. I had no other reason to skate it.
Its ok that you don't like me because I have no respect for you whatsoever. You're a joke.

By the way, I like how you used my old name "Turkey lurkey" just to prove how you've been around long enough to know what my old name was! SOOOOO coool!

[Gest]

Skating hubba was nothing but fun and an awesome experience. I had no other reason to skate it.
Its ok that you don't like me because I have no respect for you whatsoever. You're a joke.

By the way, I like how you used my old name "Turkey lurkey" just to prove how you've been around long enough to know what my old name was! SOOOOO coool!

haha, how about we agree that we are both jokes.... have you seen the major response to all your posts? it's normally frustration. "oh god, i gotta scroll through this turkeylurkey post, where he talks about some shit nobody cares about"

[bill hates]

i kinda like the gipper   

[BriDen]

i kinda like the gipper   

Me too, but I like to call him Ragin' Reagan.

Honestly though, there are few people on here that I don't like.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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Skating hubba was nothing but fun and an awesome experience. I had no other reason to skate it.
Its ok that you don't like me because I have no respect for you whatsoever. You're a joke.

By the way, I like how you used my old name "Turkey lurkey" just to prove how you've been around long enough to know what my old name was! SOOOOO coool!

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haha, how about we agree that we are both jokes.... have you seen the major response to all your posts? it's normally frustration. "oh god, i gotta scroll through this turkeylurkey post, where he talks about some shit nobody cares about"

I often get positive responses, as is reflected above.
Look how people respond to your posts:

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another dude trying to cash in on "creative & stylish"?

i think krooked made a bad move adding this dude and luke crocker, until further notice

i swear this guy was a mike mo-ish type a year ago or less

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haha.  That's like the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 

[Gest]

some dude named skeet skeet, skate street?

seriously i feel so bad for anyone that has to skate with you

[kilgore.]

if you think about it, the gipper is kind of like a grown up girl workshop b.

[nice weather]

I'd really love to know the outcome of this internet persona fight.

ohh, you guys gotta settle this in a game of I.N.T.E.R.N.E.T., no grabs or coping dancing though

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

No coping dancing? Come on! I got a mean chink-chink to rock to feeble to fakie that I just know will get 'em every time!

[The Mess]

No coping dancing? Come on! I got a mean chink-chink to rock to feeble to fakie that I just know will get 'em every time!

i raise you a willy upon reentry...

[The Mess]

what?

[The Mess]

you gonna hide?

[Mullet Man]

I haven't read this whole thread, but it's funny - I got most all of these "kooks" during the phase where I defended JT justr because I respected him back in the day. This was BEFORE he was on here, and it was very uncool to back him. I'm sure not one Slap Pal will admit it now, but I was the only person on here backing him. I just did a search and stumbled upon an old Half-Cab thread where "gub" was even accusing me of working at Zero! That's pretty funny, and it was pretty common back then. It's also funny how everyone did a quick 180 when JT himself started posting here and suddenly everyone was on his jock. And the board got collective amnesia all of a sudden. Seeing that old thread made me chuckle. I'm sure I can find more if I cared. Gotta love the internet!

[Prison Wallet]

You're so ahead of the times. Gotta love the old self-horn-toot.