STUFF SKATE PEOPLE DONT LIKE

[TheKarmessiah]

103 degree weather? really now

no wonder we were the only ones at the skatepark

[adultofthesuburbs]

Seriously. I have to take 5+ hours of this shit

[cahl]

i hate people who drive cars. except skaters who drive

[MFS]

I hate security guards so much, fuck all security guards! Especially the ones who think being a rent a cop is a position of power.

[jildo]

even worse.. citizens who feel they are in a position of power and it is their duty to stop you from tearing up their benches. bitch, go on with your day and keep walking.. do you like picnics? heard theres a great park down the road

[StokedTaco]

motha fuckin cracks!

[Edward Penishands]

people who think they understand skateboarding

[HEY YOU GUYS]

Bros who think they are down with it
"Yo bro i used to skate"

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

bmxers

even worse

9 year old bmxers

[Blue Fescue]

Parents who let their kids run around skateparks.  Do they let them loose on a tennis court when people are playing?

[brycickle]

the wind

[tiger woods]

heat and even more humidity on a daily basis.

[StokedTaco]

i dunno about your guys' parks but at our local park, all the dumbfuck kids in middle school attract the ugliest bitches and the dumbest douche bags ever. i cannot fucking stand it, every friday/saturday nights there is about 1 skateboard for literally every 15 people inside the park, it's bullshit and they can't take a clue that they are not welcome inside.

[BriefCase]

i loathe people who obviously dont skate walk into the shop and start running their mouth about their philosphy on skateboarding and how it is their life when its totally clear to everyone that this guy is a straight kook.

[Schmaltz]

people who constantly complain about the weather

[HoovUCDC]

kids at the skatepark with scooters.

[mr. otsu]

i loathe people who obviously dont skate walk into the shop and start running their mouth about their philosphy on skateboarding and how it is their life when its totally clear to everyone that this guy is a straight kook.

too true. this should be in a skate truths post.  the person that comes into the shop and talks endlessly about how skateboarding is his life and the tricks he can do is usually the worst skateboarder in town 

[rocklobster]

having boxes of the 1 decent skatepark in singapore made of some shitty plastic plank like material that sucks to grind.... 

[adultofthesuburbs]

Kids who ask you if they could ride your board and end up just holding it instead of riding it.

[mr. otsu]

i dunno about your guys' parks but at our local park, all the dumbfuck kids in middle school attract the ugliest bitches and the dumbest douche bags ever. i cannot fucking stand it, every friday/saturday nights there is about 1 skateboard for literally every 15 people inside the park, it's bullshit and they can't take a clue that they are not welcome inside.

start regulating

[cheep]

people who live in florida and then complain about skating in the heat

[grimcity]

bmxers

I have a bunch of friends that BMX, but I do hate on the street-freestylers of whatever you call that facet of biking. I really hate that these dudes chipped and chunked out ledges that have been skateable since I was a kid, and in no time these guys just jackhammered some of the best stuff in Baton Rouge. Luckily the only real biker in Hammond strictly keeps it on flat.

[Sleazy]

older guys who assume they are older than you because "when you get too my age you'll see, you won't be able to skate like that" when you know that your older than them and that you actually "don't skate like that," it's just that the guy is so out of touch and has no idea.

[Binomial Nomenclature]

-other skaters who use "it might rain later" as an excuse not to go out skating; well shit then, let's get out skating and have a session before the rain comes rather than sit around because "it might rain later".

[grimcity]

older guys who assume they are older than you because "when you get too my age you'll see, you won't be able to skate like that" when you know that your older than them and that you actually "don't skate like that," it's just that the guy is so out of touch and has no idea.

Oh holy fuck man, that's on point!

Granted, if I'm clean shaven and I've had enough coffee, I can probably pass as someone in my mid 20's, but I've gotten that same damn schpeel from dudes that I was at least 3 years older than. I almost love it as much as I hate it... I mean, I hate it when people pull excuses out of their ass to stop pushing themselves on their boards (I understand if that's just not the way they skate, but don't come up with bullshit, y'know?)...

Also, I hate getting busted by cops that are younger than me.

[grimcity]

Actually, I think I actually like the fact that I get busted by cops that are younger than me. The more I think about it, the more I feel like a kook in a good sort of way.

[Choad Muskrat]

People who write topics that make you feel dislexic.

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

people who think they understand skateboarding

My dad, kids at my school, assholes in cars that scream out of the window at you while driving by, rocks, burnt out shit, small wheels, talking about skateboarding with people who dont skate, people who "used to skate" who are only like 16, brunt ass axle nuts that won't go back on, dirty ass bearings, not wanting to skate for no good reason, the humidity, there is no where to skate, not having money to buy skate shit with,

[Choad Muskrat]

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people who think they understand skateboarding

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assholes in cars that scream out of the window at you while driving by

Up until Sunday I thought losers only did this to skateboarders. But me and my friend were hungover, goofing around playing tennis. Some dude drives by the court, slows downs and is like "YEaeeaeEEEEaaaaaa TENNIS, FAGS!!!" and drives away. How awesome is that.

[Pelican]

I scream "skate or die" at everyone i see skating when i drive by. It's kind of like a right of passage when you finally stop getting pissed about it.