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Hurricane Gustav
« on: August 27, 2008, 09:07:33 PM »
Louisiana is looking like its going to get buttfucked again.

Fuck.
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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2008, 09:23:38 PM »
Bummer
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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2008, 09:27:13 PM »
Bummer High
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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2008, 09:32:00 PM »
so who is going to take me in if my house blows away?

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2008, 09:34:45 PM »
ill take you for a month

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"we were going digital, ignoring all but the most core matter from history and focusing on the most complicated structures in order to make our lives more simple, but we could not escape from the cage, the past, and "reality" so we surrendered to short term drug euphoria." - John Albertson (on LSD)

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2008, 10:09:54 PM »
fill up your car. everyone.



that's not your face, that's the rigs in the gulf.

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2008, 10:12:40 PM »
yeah, my girlfriend works for a company that supplies oil rigs and she told me today that they are already starting to pull all of the workers out of there, so even if the hurricane goes somewhere else its still going to effect production for a little while.

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2008, 10:41:24 PM »
Yea... considering my house is in Laplce.... probally gonna die.
I get to see Devil semi regularly and his little dude is rad as hell. My wife and I aren't into having little ones, but that'll give me more time to be a god uncle and teach Devil's spawn to slang weed.

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2008, 06:56:05 AM »
Yea... considering my house is in Laplce.... probally gonna die.
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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2008, 06:58:06 AM »
heading to San Antonio this weekend and if it comes our way going to stay there till the dust settles. things are so unpredictable. rita was supposed to plow houston but instead hit acadiana.

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2008, 08:38:57 AM »
this sucks. quick question, how do you get the job of naming hurricanes?
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2008, 09:14:45 AM »
this sucks. quick question, how do you get the job of naming hurricanes?
http://www.chiff.com/a/hurricane-names.htm

I'd give 'em much better names though, lots of curse words and ominous stuff... like Hurricane Devil's Balzack or something...

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2008, 10:18:21 AM »
Hurrican Sparkles

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2008, 01:25:33 PM »
Be safe LA-SLAPpers. Mother nature is an angry bitch sometimes...
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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2008, 01:31:41 PM »
wow. the world's getting crazy.

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2008, 01:37:49 PM »
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this sucks. quick question, how do you get the job of naming hurricanes?
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http://www.chiff.com/a/hurricane-names.htm

I'd give 'em much better names though, lots of curse words and ominous stuff... like Hurricane Devil's Balzack or something...
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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2008, 02:00:08 PM »
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this sucks. quick question, how do you get the job of naming hurricanes?
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http://www.chiff.com/a/hurricane-names.htm

I'd give 'em much better names though, lots of curse words and ominous stuff... like Hurricane Devil's Balzack or something...
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Hurricane Bloodwave

I always pictured a Hurricane being an overweight angry black woman ravaging land out of pure savageness, thats where i thought the names came from

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2008, 03:38:48 PM »
HURRICANE JESUS CHRIST ON A CRUTCH.

HURRICANE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCKIN MOSES.

i hope it doesn't hit orange beach either.

man fuck hurricanes.

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2008, 04:07:06 PM »
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this sucks. quick question, how do you get the job of naming hurricanes?
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http://www.chiff.com/a/hurricane-names.htm

I'd give 'em much better names though, lots of curse words and ominous stuff... like Hurricane Devil's Balzack or something...
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Hurricane Bloodwave
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I always pictured a Hurricane being an overweight angry black woman ravaging land out of pure savageness, thats where i thought the names came from
Hurricane Latifah?

Who you callin' a bitch?!

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2008, 06:08:22 PM »
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Yea... considering my house is in Laplce.... probally gonna die.
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Josh?
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I get to see Devil semi regularly and his little dude is rad as hell. My wife and I aren't into having little ones, but that'll give me more time to be a god uncle and teach Devil's spawn to slang weed.

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2008, 07:27:19 PM »
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Yea... considering my house is in Laplce.... probally gonna die.
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Josh?
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Well, if shit looks sketch, get out of there and try to visit north Louisiana for a day or two... or back here in Tangi if it looks like we get a break.

nate, diabolik and Roc... hit me up as well if things get stupid over there. Shit, any other Gulf heads too.
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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2008, 09:04:52 PM »
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Yea... considering my house is in Laplce.... probally gonna die.
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Josh?
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Well, if shit looks sketch, get out of there and try to visit north Louisiana for a day or two... or back here in Tangi if it looks like we get a break.

nate, diabolik and Roc... hit me up as well if things get stupid over there. Shit, any other Gulf heads too.

I'm either going to Atlanta, or Indiana, depending on what this sumbitch does.
I get to see Devil semi regularly and his little dude is rad as hell. My wife and I aren't into having little ones, but that'll give me more time to be a god uncle and teach Devil's spawn to slang weed.

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2008, 09:09:32 PM »
Is Atlanta under any threat from that other storm?

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2008, 09:18:43 PM »
Is Atlanta under any threat from that other storm?

not yet.
My work is closed monday for labor day, and tuesday for the storm.
I'm coming back wedsnesday and hopefully will have a house still.
I'm too worried about flooding, bc Laplace is not known for flooding.
But I am worried about wind damage to my house bc I have a 2 story
You can kinda see my house behind the car. lol
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I get to see Devil semi regularly and his little dude is rad as hell. My wife and I aren't into having little ones, but that'll give me more time to be a god uncle and teach Devil's spawn to slang weed.

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2008, 05:47:03 AM »
Don't worry about it being two story, just worry about trees and shit.

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2008, 07:11:59 AM »
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Is Atlanta under any threat from that other storm?
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not yet.
My work is closed monday for labor day, and tuesday for the storm.
I'm coming back wedsnesday and hopefully will have a house still.
I'm too worried about flooding, bc Laplace is not known for flooding.
But I am worried about wind damage to my house bc I have a 2 story
You can kinda see my house behind the car. lol

Didn't you just buy that house? Damn. Well I'll keep my fingers crossed...
I'll go frontside on some tranny for you.

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2008, 07:37:31 AM »

Cat 3 in the water and Cat 2 upon landfall... lame, but at least it's not hitting land as a 3!

I'm also hearing some word on another projected path that says the storm may be heading a little more west... careful Texas heads. I know Texas and Louisiana National Guards are on standby. Here are the most up to date projections from Weather Underground:


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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2008, 07:58:04 AM »
be careful out there guys.

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Re: Hurricane Gustav
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Re: Hurricane Gustav
« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2008, 11:44:18 AM »
the purple line pretty much goes right through my house.