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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2025, 05:45:27 PM »
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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2025, 05:54:30 PM »


Not pine :'(

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2025, 05:55:20 PM »
i'm not clickin on that link buddy

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2025, 05:56:27 PM »

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2025, 07:03:50 PM »
Funny he would align himself with that filth considering his sexuality …
When was the last time he skated tho?

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2025, 07:13:46 PM »

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2025, 07:27:29 PM »
Funny he would align himself with that filth considering his sexuality …
When was the last time he skated tho?

He is legit not that smart. That's how many of these far right dickheads operate. Don't be openly racist, claim everyone who calls you out is in fact a crazy radical far lefty liar, soft peddle the fascist ideas, and attract idiots like Jason Ellis.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2025, 08:09:27 PM »


Not pine :'(

Dude on the left was like a hometown hero near orlando. Sucks this is his "big" break

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2025, 08:31:00 PM »
I think the name of this thread should be



@Pine Gettin Dat Russki Bag

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2025, 09:13:58 PM »


Not pine :'(
My man Jeff got this fosho

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2025, 09:37:10 PM »
Yeah I know you guys are bummed to see me in this but the money is too good. They’re giving me $1k just to show up and $3k to win one game of skate. Plane and hotel paid for as well. Losing a little bit of dignity on this one but hey your boy is down in funds right now haha.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2025, 10:31:23 PM »
fuck that guy

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2025, 10:48:35 PM »
When he said the money was too good...I was expecting a bigger number. I honestly don't think any number is worth letting Tim Pool use you to help his fascist skate brand. There is no other word for it. You're being used. We've heard Tim Pool literally say he's using skateboarding to influence people to join his side of the "culture war". You have free will brother but this ain't the way

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2025, 10:49:09 PM »
fuck that guy
Correction, fuck those guys.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2025, 10:56:49 PM »
Yeah I know you guys are bummed to see me in this but the money is too good. They’re giving me $1k just to show up and $3k to win one game of skate. Plane and hotel paid for as well. Losing a little bit of dignity on this one but hey your boy is down in funds right now haha.
You wish all you're losing is "a little bit of dignity".
GTFO
Sir, I'm going to politely, but firmly, ask you and your common sense to leave this establishment.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2025, 12:05:18 AM »
Yeah I know you guys are bummed to see me in this but the money is too good. They’re giving me $1k just to show up and $3k to win one game of skate. Plane and hotel paid for as well. Losing a little bit of dignity on this one but hey your boy is down in funds right now haha.

learn a trade and get an actual job instead of embarrassing yourself on a skateboard you loser

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2025, 12:34:39 AM »
"yeah, your boy is low on funds, so I'm going to show up and be nice to Tim fucking Pool and Richie Jackson haha"

FOH
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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2025, 12:58:10 AM »
Yeah I know you guys are bummed to see me in this but the money is too good. They’re giving me $1k just to show up and $3k to win one game of skate. Plane and hotel paid for as well. Losing a little bit of dignity on this one but hey your boy is down in funds right now haha.

Oof. This is not about dignity. Make a gofundme it you want to loose 'a little bit of dignity', I am sure many would have chimed in. This is about standing with fascists. Plain and simple.
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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2025, 01:15:44 AM »
Yeah I know you guys are bummed to see me in this but the money is too good. They’re giving me $1k just to show up and $3k to win one game of skate. Plane and hotel paid for as well. Losing a little bit of dignity on this one but hey your boy is down in funds right now haha.
haha? Your new GF cool with it too?

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2025, 01:20:25 AM »
I clicked the link so you don't have to. This has to be the lowest point ever in skateboarding history. And fuck Pine.


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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2025, 01:35:03 AM »
Nah he's not standing with them. It's like when Dylan did SLS. Like get the bag. He doesn't even have to be explicitly nice to them or champion their ideals, just show up, play a game of skate and get the easy W. It is a bit shady thoooo....
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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2025, 01:40:29 AM »
Nah he's not standing with them. It's like when Dylan did SLS. Like get the bag. He doesn't even have to be explicitly nice to them or champion their ideals, just show up, play a game of skate and get the easy W. It is a bit shady thoooo....

Get the easy W? This situation is a big Pine L.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2025, 01:41:07 AM »
Nah he's not standing with them. It's like when Dylan did SLS. Like get the bag. He doesn't even have to be explicitly nice to them or champion their ideals, just show up, play a game of skate and get the easy W. It is a bit shady thoooo....
They are different kind of bags. At least SLS was founded by a skater. What Pine is getting here is a fascist/Russian lover ballbag.
Wonder how long for the thread "Pine of dignity"
Sir, I'm going to politely, but firmly, ask you and your common sense to leave this establishment.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2025, 01:47:09 AM »
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Nah he's not standing with them. It's like when Dylan did SLS. Like get the bag. He doesn't even have to be explicitly nice to them or champion their ideals, just show up, play a game of skate and get the easy W. It is a bit shady thoooo....
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Get the easy W? This situation is a big Pine L.
He'll win the game easy, you gotta admit. It's basically a free 4k. I wouldn't say no to that... But this should definitely be a one-time thing. Like set up an OnlyFans or something Jeff. Even feet pics is preferable to an alt-right post-berrics sk8 influencer career.
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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2025, 02:02:50 AM »
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Nah he's not standing with them. It's like when Dylan did SLS. Like get the bag. He doesn't even have to be explicitly nice to them or champion their ideals, just show up, play a game of skate and get the easy W. It is a bit shady thoooo....
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Get the easy W? This situation is a big Pine L.
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He'll win the game easy, you gotta admit. It's basically a free 4k. I wouldn't say no to that... But this should definitely be a one-time thing. Like set up an OnlyFans or something Jeff. Even feet pics is preferable to an alt-right post-berrics influencer career.

Bruv, this is like if my band took money to play at a party thrown by racist skins. Doesn't matter if I didn't "champion their ideals", I'd still be a fucking shitstain. Not everything is about lining one's pockets, ffs.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2025, 02:16:42 AM »
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Nah he's not standing with them. It's like when Dylan did SLS. Like get the bag. He doesn't even have to be explicitly nice to them or champion their ideals, just show up, play a game of skate and get the easy W. It is a bit shady thoooo....
[close]

Get the easy W? This situation is a big Pine L.
[close]
He'll win the game easy, you gotta admit. It's basically a free 4k. I wouldn't say no to that... But this should definitely be a one-time thing. Like set up an OnlyFans or something Jeff. Even feet pics is preferable to an alt-right post-berrics influencer career.
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Bruv, this is like if my band took money to play at a party thrown by racist skins. Doesn't matter if I didn't "champion their ideals", I'd still be a fucking shitstain. Not everything is about lining one's pockets, ffs.
Yeah, I gotta fold it is kinda like that... and that is pretty bad. You could flip it the other way and say your stickin it to 'em by takin their money? Maybe you could play an anti-fascist song or smth? (I guess the equivalent would be Jeff taking a political stand mid-contest, but they would surely just cut it out of any video and refuse him any money) Clutchin at straws tbh here... Like I said - shady!!!
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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2025, 02:35:45 AM »
I have given Pine many gnars over the years, but this called for a kook.

There's a difference between selling out and supporting a propaganda event of a totalitarian state, who are solely responsible for more than a million deaths. This is literally comparable to attending a nazi event because they paid well.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2025, 02:50:14 AM »
Fuck Ellis for this.

Also why am I surprised that Paul Hart is NOT on their team?!

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #29 on: August 20, 2025, 03:10:03 AM »
Yeah I know you guys are bummed to see me in this but the money is too good. They’re giving me $1k just to show up and $3k to win one game of skate. Plane and hotel paid for as well. Losing a little bit of dignity on this one but hey your boy is down in funds right now haha.


Shit don’t Ricky Glaser yourself.  Is Ellis’s graphic the iron cross? You cool to align with Nazis?  It’s beyond money, it’s morality and you’ve taken a huge fuckin hit in my eyes.  Bummer
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