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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #390 on: October 14, 2025, 10:55:53 AM »
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My YouTube algorithm just suggested me one of the games. Didn’t watch but it had Jereme fucking Rogers in it.
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Jereme Rogers vs. Jordan Maxham. Hard pass on that one

Bummer that J cass is participating. bigger upset than Pine imo.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #391 on: October 15, 2025, 04:05:51 AM »
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My YouTube algorithm just suggested me one of the games. Didn’t watch but it had Jereme fucking Rogers in it.
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Jereme Rogers vs. Jordan Maxham. Hard pass on that one
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Bummer that J cass is participating. bigger upset than Pine imo.

Yeah that’s what I thought. Is right-wing rap a thing yet?

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #392 on: October 15, 2025, 07:22:34 AM »
You mean you've never heard of Forgiato Blow?
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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #393 on: October 15, 2025, 08:47:02 AM »
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My YouTube algorithm just suggested me one of the games. Didn’t watch but it had Jereme fucking Rogers in it.
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Jereme Rogers vs. Jordan Maxham. Hard pass on that one
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Bummer that J cass is participating. bigger upset than Pine imo.

J Cass has been on the right wing shit for years now. Idk if it was just me or he did this to everyone but for some reason he added me to his 'Close Friend Stories' on Instagram and would post crazy political stuff

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #394 on: October 15, 2025, 02:13:25 PM »
What you really need to be on is that AI generated bitcoin music.

That stuff is something else, and covers all the genres; and really gets you in the mood to crypto. 

Win-win for everyone.
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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #395 on: October 15, 2025, 04:41:35 PM »
You mean you've never heard of Forgiato Blow?
Forgiato Blow is Stiches without whatever made Brick in Yo Face memorable.

Jimmy Levy “Freedom” is so fucking funny tho. If you were ever curious what nutjob retired general Michael Flynn sounds like with auto-tune (I am not joking), give it a listen.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #396 on: October 15, 2025, 10:49:34 PM »
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My YouTube algorithm just suggested me one of the games. Didn’t watch but it had Jereme fucking Rogers in it.
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Jereme Rogers vs. Jordan Maxham. Hard pass on that one
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Bummer that J cass is participating. bigger upset than Pine imo.
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J Cass has been on the right wing shit for years now. Idk if it was just me or he did this to everyone but for some reason he added me to his 'Close Friend Stories' on Instagram and would post crazy political stuff

magnums fell off then

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #397 on: October 16, 2025, 07:55:05 AM »
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My YouTube algorithm just suggested me one of the games. Didn’t watch but it had Jereme fucking Rogers in it.
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Jereme Rogers vs. Jordan Maxham. Hard pass on that one
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Bummer that J cass is participating. bigger upset than Pine imo.
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Yeah that’s what I thought. Is right-wing rap a thing yet?

well, is left-wing rap still a thing ?

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #398 on: October 16, 2025, 08:11:10 AM »
Not surprised by J Cass. He has a Trump board out now. A right wing ginger skateboarder turned failed rapper from Boston... Can't make this shit up.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #399 on: October 16, 2025, 08:13:32 AM »
I'm too lazy to look for it , did  Fuck That Guy chime in n if not Fuck that guy .
How did Jason Ellis find a Doctor that can add a chromosome " I just ate shark heart" u insensitive waste of skin ..Rds video , you sick pathetic fat rat , cheese eating bitch .



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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #400 on: October 16, 2025, 08:34:01 AM »
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My YouTube algorithm just suggested me one of the games. Didn’t watch but it had Jereme fucking Rogers in it.
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Jereme Rogers vs. Jordan Maxham. Hard pass on that one
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Bummer that J cass is participating. bigger upset than Pine imo.
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Yeah that’s what I thought. Is right-wing rap a thing yet?
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well, is left-wing rap still a thing ?
ouch, too true

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #401 on: October 16, 2025, 08:35:47 AM »
I asked for some condoms at the liquor store the other day and dude handed me a pack of magnums. Apparently the word has gotten around town
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Ellis is back with comedy
« Reply #402 on: December 01, 2025, 06:05:26 AM »

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Re: Ellis is back with comedy
« Reply #403 on: December 01, 2025, 09:05:38 AM »

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #404 on: December 01, 2025, 09:14:53 AM »


"Tony, you haven't returned my last 27 phone calls. Where u at mate?"

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #405 on: December 01, 2025, 11:11:20 PM »
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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #406 on: December 02, 2025, 12:41:58 AM »
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Re: Ellis is back with comedy
« Reply #407 on: December 02, 2025, 01:35:42 AM »


I bet Jason thought he was riding hawk coat-tails to comfy retirement. Now he's riding for Tim Pool, pretending to be straight, and spending his time doing whatever that is supposed to be.

Sucked in, dickhead.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #408 on: December 02, 2025, 02:44:28 AM »
really I preferred jereme rogers to tj rogers corny ass later

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #409 on: December 02, 2025, 04:29:08 AM »
goes well with that clown board from Rawls

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Re: Ellis is back with comedy
« Reply #410 on: December 02, 2025, 09:43:11 AM »


Imagine having the time to make this

Do something productive and tile a bathroom like a man

nothing's been the since same

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #411 on: December 02, 2025, 02:57:59 PM »
No way Jason Ellis can afford that house. Not that its much. But its in what looks like north country SD. Dude probably borrowed a garage to do this skit  ;D

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #412 on: December 02, 2025, 07:23:59 PM »
I can take or leave GH, but that takedown was so on point and ruthless. Hilarious shit.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Ellis is back with comedy
« Reply #413 on: December 03, 2025, 02:34:20 PM »


Oof, nothing falls flatter than a bad impression of someone. Doesn't sound anything like the way Birdman speaks.
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Re: Ellis is back with comedy
« Reply #414 on: December 03, 2025, 02:49:17 PM »
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I bet Jason thought he was riding hawk coat-tails to comfy retirement. Now he's riding for Tim Pool, pretending to be straight, and spending his time doing whatever that is supposed to be.

Sucked in, dickhead.

He should really be embarrassed by this, but least of all because he clearly still couldn't even replicate a single one of these FORTY YEAR OLD tricks from a Tony Hawk TV spot.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #415 on: December 04, 2025, 02:57:14 AM »
I can take or leave GH, but that takedown was so on point and ruthless. Hilarious shit.

not really into people psychanalyzing others, but i gotta say that was great and ruthless.....and much needed. something about ellis always seemed off/ irked me- in how he puts his story together. and that GH video pinpointed just that!

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #416 on: December 04, 2025, 05:32:00 AM »
fore reference here's the GH clip on ellis ...


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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #417 on: December 04, 2025, 10:24:00 AM »
LMAO "everything you have done sucks even more than the last one"  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #418 on: December 04, 2025, 01:49:10 PM »
If you weren't aware, if you've seen the Australia episode of the Simpsons, that massive boot punishment is a real thing. We booted Jason Ellis out of Australia into the US embassy and now we are not having him back. He's a Seppo now, and hence, your problem America.

Any fuckin questions? I can direct them to my Prime Minister, who's currently just floating in a tyre tube, in the dam outside me kitchen window.
Is it true?  Or did you read it on the slap message board?

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #419 on: December 04, 2025, 01:51:33 PM »
If you weren't aware, if you've seen the Australia episode of the Simpsons, that massive boot punishment is a real thing. We booted Jason Ellis out of Australia into the US embassy and now we are not having him back. He's a Seppo now, and hence, your problem America.

Any fuckin questions? I can direct them to my Prime Minister, who's currently just floating in a tyre tube, in the dam outside me kitchen window.


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