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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #390 on: November 08, 2025, 08:20:02 PM »
imagine a beatrice part edited by benny magliano

I also witnessed Bobby D grab his homies crotch

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #391 on: November 08, 2025, 08:50:04 PM »

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #392 on: November 08, 2025, 11:52:58 PM »
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Jesus, thank god Don shut up.
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As I said go watch Kevin Baekel and get inspired for your next hour long project

Kevin Baekel sucks. Maybe I’ll just do podcasts instead of working on said project.
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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #393 on: November 09, 2025, 05:49:59 AM »
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Jesus, thank god Don shut up.
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As I said go watch Kevin Baekel and get inspired for your next hour long project
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Kevin Baekel sucks.



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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #394 on: November 09, 2025, 07:49:23 AM »
ok, skateboarding skills aside, who do you think would win in a fight

Beatrice or Joa?


honestly I think Beatrice would tear the kid apart.
Break his glasses, rip his hair out, he'd be cooked
running back to Orange County

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #395 on: November 09, 2025, 08:12:08 AM »
Nah

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #396 on: November 09, 2025, 08:52:36 AM »
ok, skateboarding skills aside, who do you think would win in a fight

Beatrice or Joa?


honestly I think Beatrice would tear the kid apart.
Break his glasses, rip his hair out, he'd be cooked
running back to Orange County

 I think you should apply the Scott Bakula method shown above

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #397 on: November 09, 2025, 03:10:20 PM »
ok, skateboarding skills aside, who do you think would win in a fight

Beatrice or Joa?


honestly I think Beatrice would tear the kid apart.
Break his glasses, rip his hair out, he'd be cooked
running back to Orange County

Beatrice find somewhere else to post your power fantasies please

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #398 on: November 09, 2025, 03:27:49 PM »
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ok, skateboarding skills aside, who do you think would win in a fight

Beatrice or Joa?


honestly I think Beatrice would tear the kid apart.
Break his glasses, rip his hair out, he'd be cooked
running back to Orange County
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Beatrice find somewhere else to post your power fantasies please

good one, cuckboy

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #399 on: November 09, 2025, 05:35:14 PM »
ok, skateboarding skills aside, who do you think would win in a fight

Beatrice or Joa?


honestly I think Beatrice would tear the kid apart.
Break his glasses, rip his hair out, he'd be cooked
running back to Orange County

really weird thing to fantasize about in detail and I don't even like GH much (he funny sometimes tho)

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #400 on: November 09, 2025, 05:44:06 PM »
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ok, skateboarding skills aside, who do you think would win in a fight

Beatrice or Joa?


honestly I think Beatrice would tear the kid apart.
Break his glasses, rip his hair out, he'd be cooked
running back to Orange County
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Beatrice find somewhere else to post your power fantasies please
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good one, cuckboy

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #401 on: November 09, 2025, 06:08:18 PM »
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ok, skateboarding skills aside, who do you think would win in a fight

Beatrice or Joa?


honestly I think Beatrice would tear the kid apart.
Break his glasses, rip his hair out, he'd be cooked
running back to Orange County
[close]

Beatrice find somewhere else to post your power fantasies please
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good one, cuckboy

Beatrice, now is the time for reflection within, not lashing out

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #402 on: November 09, 2025, 06:39:07 PM »
GH Dick Riding Club

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #403 on: November 09, 2025, 06:55:39 PM »
when's the part dropping?

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #404 on: November 09, 2025, 06:58:55 PM »
imagine a beatrice part edited by benny magliano


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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #405 on: November 09, 2025, 07:22:15 PM »
GH Dick Riding Club

Judging by your post history and that Austyn Gillette tea about his argument with Dill, you’re either Strobeck or someone who works close with FA.

I would love if you were Andrew Allen and have this site implode that they are arguing with their idol about Gifted Hater lol.



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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #406 on: November 09, 2025, 08:01:32 PM »

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #407 on: November 09, 2025, 08:27:04 PM »
I also witnessed Bobby D grab his homies crotch

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #408 on: November 10, 2025, 03:30:48 AM »
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Why does it feel like everyone in this thread says the same thing? If somebody's only crime is being kinda OK at skating then I got bigger issues to worry about.
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If you had bigger issues to worry about you wouldn't be on Slap
Touché.


Here's a question for all you Slappers out there:
If Beatrice started a board company, what would it be called?
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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #409 on: November 10, 2025, 06:29:52 AM »
All jokes aside some of you guys are losers, and at worst, misogynistic and racist.

Seeing this shit in skateboarding in 2025 is repulsive.

Please quit and heal yourselves. Try meditation and martial arts.

God bless.

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #410 on: November 10, 2025, 06:37:52 AM »
All jokes aside some of you guys are losers, and at worst, misogynistic and racist.

Seeing this shit in skateboarding in 2025 is repulsive.

Please quit and heal yourselves. Try meditation and martial arts.

God bless.


Losers?? think again bucko


I play guitar for a living professionally. im in a band. Im friends with John kornerens who's friends with lars Ulrich before he met James hetfield before they formed metallica.

I have endorsement from esp guitars, ernie ball, dunlop, emg pick ups. I use mesa boogie, diesel amp, Roland. I know how to down pick, spider chord, and play solo of the song ride the lightning and creeping death.

and yes my life does suck. I have leukemia

I am friends with some of the female wwe wrestlers. trish stratus, Katie lea, Victoria, ivory. even friends with glow wrestler such as Hollywood and Cheryl lightning

I am friends with people that work at fox. friends who worked on Star Wars such as Ahsoka and mandalorian. I met Ewan mcgregor, mark Hamill, carrie fisher

I do make video games and movies for living too. I also do own a business and I do have quarter million dollar worth of investment. I get union and payroll. no ssi. I haven't gotten fired once. never gotten arrested. I even served in the army and fought in war too.

I was a professional skateboarder at age 13 too. I also do build guitars and design guitars too. I do construction. I studied psychology and metal working. im also a professional artist and designer. product design and industrial designer too. I do web programming. I also studied medicine too.

I was a fitness and nutrition coach. I'm also a therapist too. ive also teach skateboarding. yes I know how to switch double Tre and even switch triple Tre. even switch double backside flip.

I do have James hetfield guitar collection. ktulu, unforgiven acoustic, esp man to wolf mx 250. ken Lawrence such as carl, flaming sun and hunter. I even have jh-1 Flying V. I even own electra flying wedge which James used for kill em all. I even have gibson explorer. ive owned esp eet fuk too.

ive done acting too. I do stunt work. I do lightsaber fighting and choreography technique. I even build props too. even lightsabers.
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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #411 on: November 10, 2025, 07:49:29 AM »
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Why does it feel like everyone in this thread says the same thing? If somebody's only crime is being kinda OK at skating then I got bigger issues to worry about.
[close]

If you had bigger issues to worry about you wouldn't be on Slap
[close]
Touché.


Here's a question for all you Slappers out there:
If Beatrice started a board company, what would it be called?

She’s obviously only got two choices:

1. Disko Billie’s Emporium of Hozer Spice

2. Parrots
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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #412 on: November 10, 2025, 10:39:56 AM »
ok, skateboarding skills aside, who do you think would win in a fight

Beatrice or Joa?


honestly I think Beatrice would tear the kid apart.
Break his glasses, rip his hair out, he'd be cooked
running back to Orange County

Beatrice ?

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #413 on: November 10, 2025, 11:06:26 AM »
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Why does it feel like everyone in this thread says the same thing? If somebody's only crime is being kinda OK at skating then I got bigger issues to worry about.
[close]

If you had bigger issues to worry about you wouldn't be on Slap
[close]
Touché.


Here's a question for all you Slappers out there:
If Beatrice started a board company, what would it be called?

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #414 on: November 29, 2025, 05:11:26 AM »
She made her Instagram public again.
New zine is out by her
She did snowplough nosegrind yank out.
from now on caps lock is ON

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #415 on: November 29, 2025, 07:01:54 PM »
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All jokes aside some of you guys are losers, and at worst, misogynistic and racist.

Seeing this shit in skateboarding in 2025 is repulsive.

Please quit and heal yourselves. Try meditation and martial arts.

God bless.
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Losers?? think again bucko


I play guitar for a living professionally. im in a band. Im friends with John kornerens who's friends with lars Ulrich before he met James hetfield before they formed metallica.

I have endorsement from esp guitars, ernie ball, dunlop, emg pick ups. I use mesa boogie, diesel amp, Roland. I know how to down pick, spider chord, and play solo of the song ride the lightning and creeping death.

and yes my life does suck. I have leukemia

I am friends with some of the female wwe wrestlers. trish stratus, Katie lea, Victoria, ivory. even friends with glow wrestler such as Hollywood and Cheryl lightning

I am friends with people that work at fox. friends who worked on Star Wars such as Ahsoka and mandalorian. I met Ewan mcgregor, mark Hamill, carrie fisher

I do make video games and movies for living too. I also do own a business and I do have quarter million dollar worth of investment. I get union and payroll. no ssi. I haven't gotten fired once. never gotten arrested. I even served in the army and fought in war too.

I was a professional skateboarder at age 13 too. I also do build guitars and design guitars too. I do construction. I studied psychology and metal working. im also a professional artist and designer. product design and industrial designer too. I do web programming. I also studied medicine too.

I was a fitness and nutrition coach. I'm also a therapist too. ive also teach skateboarding. yes I know how to switch double Tre and even switch triple Tre. even switch double backside flip.

I do have James hetfield guitar collection. ktulu, unforgiven acoustic, esp man to wolf mx 250. ken Lawrence such as carl, flaming sun and hunter. I even have jh-1 Flying V. I even own electra flying wedge which James used for kill em all. I even have gibson explorer. ive owned esp eet fuk too.

ive done acting too. I do stunt work. I do lightsaber fighting and choreography technique. I even build props too. even lightsabers.

Okay, NOW I truly understand the 14000 rep.

Thanks y’all. It’s been fun.

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #416 on: November 30, 2025, 07:17:32 AM »
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Why does it feel like everyone in this thread says the same thing? If somebody's only crime is being kinda OK at skating then I got bigger issues to worry about.
[close]

If you had bigger issues to worry about you wouldn't be on Slap
[close]
Touché.


Here's a question for all you Slappers out there:
If Beatrice started a board company, what would it be called?

I think 50/502180 would be a dope name. 

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #417 on: November 30, 2025, 07:42:00 AM »
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Why does it feel like everyone in this thread says the same thing? If somebody's only crime is being kinda OK at skating then I got bigger issues to worry about.
[close]

If you had bigger issues to worry about you wouldn't be on Slap
[close]
Touché.


Here's a question for all you Slappers out there:
If Beatrice started a board company, what would it be called?
[close]

I think 50/502180 would be a dope name.


I’m still of mind, that she has some advance social/interpersonal skills (which we know a lot of pros lack.)If she launched her own brand she could convince people with money to fund her in deference of the brand profitability.

Talent aside, people shouldn’t be mad at Bea, but at the people negotiating their deals.

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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #418 on: November 30, 2025, 09:11:50 AM »
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All jokes aside some of you guys are losers, and at worst, misogynistic and racist.

Seeing this shit in skateboarding in 2025 is repulsive.

Please quit and heal yourselves. Try meditation and martial arts.

God bless.
[close]


Losers?? think again bucko


I play guitar for a living professionally. im in a band. Im friends with John kornerens who's friends with lars Ulrich before he met James hetfield before they formed metallica.

I have endorsement from esp guitars, ernie ball, dunlop, emg pick ups. I use mesa boogie, diesel amp, Roland. I know how to down pick, spider chord, and play solo of the song ride the lightning and creeping death.

and yes my life does suck. I have leukemia

I am friends with some of the female wwe wrestlers. trish stratus, Katie lea, Victoria, ivory. even friends with glow wrestler such as Hollywood and Cheryl lightning

I am friends with people that work at fox. friends who worked on Star Wars such as Ahsoka and mandalorian. I met Ewan mcgregor, mark Hamill, carrie fisher

I do make video games and movies for living too. I also do own a business and I do have quarter million dollar worth of investment. I get union and payroll. no ssi. I haven't gotten fired once. never gotten arrested. I even served in the army and fought in war too.

I was a professional skateboarder at age 13 too. I also do build guitars and design guitars too. I do construction. I studied psychology and metal working. im also a professional artist and designer. product design and industrial designer too. I do web programming. I also studied medicine too.

I was a fitness and nutrition coach. I'm also a therapist too. ive also teach skateboarding. yes I know how to switch double Tre and even switch triple Tre. even switch double backside flip.

I do have James hetfield guitar collection. ktulu, unforgiven acoustic, esp man to wolf mx 250. ken Lawrence such as carl, flaming sun and hunter. I even have jh-1 Flying V. I even own electra flying wedge which James used for kill em all. I even have gibson explorer. ive owned esp eet fuk too.

ive done acting too. I do stunt work. I do lightsaber fighting and choreography technique. I even build props too. even lightsabers.

For your sake I really hope this is a copypasta also op the word you’re looking for in relation to this thread is misogynoir.
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Re: Beatrice of FA
« Reply #419 on: November 30, 2025, 12:14:58 PM »
I know I say this a lot but I think B should start a band. Idk if she plays any instruments or whatever but I do know she’s got a voice that carries and a ton of life experience and an international audience.

I think it could be sick.
Bands need to comeback. Plz help me skateboarding. We need to flex our creativity always and forever and influence others to do so as well

We have the power to change things for the better with our art away from the stunt wood so we should do this.
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