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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2025, 06:29:37 AM »
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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2025, 06:33:36 AM »
I wonder how much overlap there is between people claiming we're being controlled/brainwashed through social media, and people who now oppose this ban.
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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2025, 06:45:08 AM »
I was taking LSD at 15, but no a social media is too much for a 15 yo... and now enforced by the government YAY!


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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2025, 06:52:42 AM »
On the one hand, social media is a dredge on society especially the youth but it's also more of the nanny state bullshit we've seen pop up since COVID. I think this really comes down to parenting and accessibility. Your kid does not need an iPhone, all kids need are dumb phones that can only call and text. If you need the government to do your parenting for you, you probably shouldn't have kids in the first place.

do you really think that mfs put a lot of thought behind parenting? a kid born after 2010 has like a 95% chance to have millennial parents so you already know that the ipad is going to raise that child while mom n dad are looking after their careers and ig profiles. in my eyes it's the millennials who are generally the biggest enablers of the decline of western civilization. too fucking self-obsessed to care about anything outside their little bubble, even the fucking children feel like accessories. maybe it's the ig algorithm triggering me with ads for middle aged success coaches or something though. but i digress.

i saw someone mention youtube kids and i agree that that shit is the devil (figuratively speaking of course). if you're a parent and you let your child watch that stuff unsupervised then fuck you. maybe 1 in 1000 of those videos are actually decent and the rest is just flashy brainrot slop.

please take good care of your children if you have them, they might save the world one day

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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2025, 07:09:56 AM »
You guys are focused on the wrong things. This isnt about the mental effects social media has on children. This is about pedophiles on places like Instagram specifically. Instagram has a huge pedophile problem concerning young female athletes specifically. The cheer/dance rabbit hole is gross. Its no doubt the same thing here. Its a 15 year old girl who participates in a sport where your constantly squatting in tight fitting athletic wear. Its a pedophiles goldmine. Any sport like that for girls has this problem. These posts end up shared in all sorts of creepy groups and places where worse things are happening to children. Im not downplaying the effect social media has on children or the insecurities or false sense od reality it can induce. Im not downplaying that. But in this this sort of situation kids are getting molested or worse. And the really scary part is alot of these accounts are ran by parents or a media management company where one of two things happens, they curate and create content specifically to illicit weirdos ie: they are fine with it and lean it. Or they are completely oblivious to it until its becoming actual problem in their lives. Like weirdos showing up at skateparks of a dance studio or some gross telegram channel somewhere. Most of the time the kids and even the parents have no idea any of this is happening.

For sure kids should not be using social media for the sake of their mental health. But thats not what this is about. Instagram just like roblox profits of pedophiles. Except Instagram prioritizes that shit in their algorithms. Its an absolute disgusting world.

If a child athlete or model or influencer has 10s of 1000s of followers on Instagram its safe to assume at least half of them are pedos.






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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2025, 07:24:46 AM »
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On the one hand, social media is a dredge on society especially the youth but it's also more of the nanny state bullshit we've seen pop up since COVID. I think this really comes down to parenting and accessibility. Your kid does not need an iPhone, all kids need are dumb phones that can only call and text. If you need the government to do your parenting for you, you probably shouldn't have kids in the first place.
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Yeah why does the government have any laws protecting children when parents exist?

Why make sarcastic strawman arguments when you could actually engage in good faith conversation?

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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2025, 07:31:37 AM »
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On the one hand, social media is a dredge on society especially the youth but it's also more of the nanny state bullshit we've seen pop up since COVID. I think this really comes down to parenting and accessibility. Your kid does not need an iPhone, all kids need are dumb phones that can only call and text. If you need the government to do your parenting for you, you probably shouldn't have kids in the first place.
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Yeah why does the government have any laws protecting children when parents exist?
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Why make sarcastic strawman arguments when you could actually engage in good faith conversation?

Why bother with "good faith conversation" when the statement is as boneheaded as "If you need the government to do your parenting for you, you probably shouldn't have kids in the first place."

Sure, great call, unfortunately we don't live in a perfect world.
If a parent can't or won't provide their child with food, shelter, education and protection what are we supposed to do?
Just say "sucks to be you, kid, guess your parents shouldn't have had you"?

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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2025, 07:32:08 AM »
I wonder how much overlap there is between people claiming we're being controlled/brainwashed through social media, and people who now oppose this ban.

Excellent question.

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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2025, 07:47:26 AM »
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On the one hand, social media is a dredge on society especially the youth but it's also more of the nanny state bullshit we've seen pop up since COVID. I think this really comes down to parenting and accessibility. Your kid does not need an iPhone, all kids need are dumb phones that can only call and text. If you need the government to do your parenting for you, you probably shouldn't have kids in the first place.
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Yeah why does the government have any laws protecting children when parents exist?
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Why make sarcastic strawman arguments when you could actually engage in good faith conversation?
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Why bother with "good faith conversation" when the statement is as boneheaded as "If you need the government to do your parenting for you, you probably shouldn't have kids in the first place."

Sure, great call, unfortunately we don't live in a perfect world.
If a parent can't or won't provide their child with food, shelter, education and protection what are we supposed to do?
Just say "sucks to be you, kid, guess your parents shouldn't have had you"?

It starts off as just protecting the kids on social media but eventually they're going to implement digital ID for any kind of internet access and if you can't see the slippery slope of how this is just adding to the panopticon nature of current society then I guess I'd rather be a bonehead. Go ahead and call me a conspiracy theorist but I have very little faith in our governments doing anything beneficial for the population.

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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #39 on: December 03, 2025, 08:23:30 AM »
Now ur doin that thing that happens online where the original argument gets lost and your arguing points that you both 100% agree with. Don't think anybody on this skateboarding forum would abject to a little guvvorment hatin' / skepticism.

Gnar's sayin not all parents got their heads screwed on right, maybe they don't know exactly what they're doin, maybe they don't care.

Ur sayin these people don't deserve kids.

I mean what would you have them do - take a "right to have a kid test"? I think there's a Karl Pilkington bit on that one.
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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2025, 09:44:29 AM »
Now ur doin that thing that happens online where the original argument gets lost and your arguing points that you both 100% agree with. Don't think anybody on this skateboarding forum would abject to a little guvvorment hatin' / skepticism.

Gnar's sayin not all parents got their heads screwed on right, maybe they don't know exactly what they're doin, maybe they don't care.

Ur sayin these people don't deserve kids.

I mean what would you have them do - take a "right to have a kid test"? I think there's a Karl Pilkington bit on that one.

right to have a kid test might work lowkey the amount of parents who cant take care of their kids and just sideline them/give them away is terrible the foster system in the us is fucked as it is id rather adopt the have my own when im ready
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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2025, 09:53:52 AM »
A Jitterbug version of the internet for boomers isn't a terrible idea.
If you grew up with leaded gasoline and paint there's a special internet for you with 2 websites, one is just pictures of dogs and the other is knock knock jokes.

Fuckin hell sign me up too

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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2025, 10:09:52 AM »
I was taking LSD at 15, but no a social media is too much for a 15 yo... and now enforced by the government YAY!

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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2025, 10:54:32 AM »
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I was taking LSD at 15, but no a social media is too much for a 15 yo... and now enforced by the government YAY!
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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2025, 10:58:25 AM »
I understand why most people on slap don't see this through the kids eyes as they are closer to death that being closer to 15.

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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2025, 11:10:37 AM »
I was taking LSD at 15, but no a social media is too much for a 15 yo... and now enforced by the government YAY!

lmfao this is so fucking stupid.
I must have forgotten about that government edict forcing under 16s to take fucking acid.

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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #46 on: December 03, 2025, 11:25:21 AM »
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I was taking LSD at 15, but no a social media is too much for a 15 yo... and now enforced by the government YAY!
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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #47 on: December 03, 2025, 11:27:09 AM »
I understand why most people on slap don't see this through the kids eyes as they are closer to death that being closer to 15.

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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #48 on: December 03, 2025, 11:31:10 AM »
I was taking LSD at 15

I think this explains a lot
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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #49 on: December 03, 2025, 11:46:12 AM »
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I understand why most people on slap don't see this through the kids eyes as they are closer to death that being closer to 15.
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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #50 on: December 03, 2025, 12:04:40 PM »
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I understand why most people on slap don't see this through the kids eyes as they are closer to death that being closer to 15.
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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #51 on: December 03, 2025, 12:22:37 PM »
Untamed wants young girls all over social media.

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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #52 on: December 03, 2025, 12:58:42 PM »
Untamed sounds like a Monster chugging, bro energy, jobless loser who cant even kickflip.
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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #53 on: December 03, 2025, 01:11:01 PM »
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Social media sucks but this is a complete overreach by the government, classic Australian nanny state shit.

The legislation was rushed through parliament without proper consultation or debate, our government sucks.

https://www.suicidepreventionaust.org/reckless-haste-rushed-legislation-on-social-media-ban-risks-harm-to-young-australians/
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Though I don’t think DUI laws and the social media ban are comparable.
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Yeah the effects of social media are far more widespread and dangerous

Alcohol and substance abuse has wreaked absolute havoc on society, especially in certain cultures such as Aboriginal communities here in Australia where it’s a huge problem.

I’m not defending social media, it sucks and is also harmful. Meta and Zuckerborg suck. It’s more so how the law was quickly passed without much thought on how it will be applied. You never know, our government may also determine on our behalf that online message boards are no good and ban Slap!

Plus kids are just going to get around this, move to new platforms. Cats out of the bag.



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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #54 on: December 03, 2025, 03:06:49 PM »
This is about where I expected this thread to go…..

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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #55 on: December 03, 2025, 03:09:52 PM »
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I was taking LSD at 15, but no a social media is too much for a 15 yo... and now enforced by the government YAY!
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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #56 on: December 03, 2025, 04:32:18 PM »
Kids having smartphones and social media accounts is definitely going to be one of those things people look back on decades later and think "what were they thinking"? Like no seatbelts, smoking everywhere, teachers being able to hit kids... In the future it will look like that. Both for the creeps reason mentioned above and of course mental health.

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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #57 on: December 03, 2025, 07:44:14 PM »
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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #58 on: December 03, 2025, 08:00:47 PM »
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Social media sucks but this is a complete overreach by the government, classic Australian nanny state shit.

The legislation was rushed through parliament without proper consultation or debate, our government sucks.

https://www.suicidepreventionaust.org/reckless-haste-rushed-legislation-on-social-media-ban-risks-harm-to-young-australians/
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Was that you in this news piece I saw recently?


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Yes, that’s me.

Though I don’t think DUI laws and the social media ban are comparable.
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Yeah the effects of social media are far more widespread and dangerous
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Alcohol and substance abuse has wreaked absolute havoc on society, especially in certain cultures such as Aboriginal communities here in Australia where it’s a huge problem.

I’m not defending social media, it sucks and is also harmful. Meta and Zuckerborg suck. It’s more so how the law was quickly passed without much thought on how it will be applied. You never know, our government may also determine on our behalf that online message boards are no good and ban Slap!

Plus kids are just going to get around this, move to new platforms. Cats out of the bag.

I hate your usage of "nanny state" mainly because all the tin foil hat sovereign citizens use it haha. Spot on though about the rush to pass this bill. I think a lot of posters not in Australia don't have that full context. Bunch of experts here who weren't actively consulted have said like you say kids will get around it and this ban won't work.

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Re: Chloe Covell of Instagram (for now)
« Reply #59 on: December 03, 2025, 09:43:09 PM »
Yeah I agree fergus, sovereign citizens are complete kooks.