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2026 Skate Predictions
« on: December 31, 2025, 10:49:27 AM »
Durao drops one helluva part early in the year, with the Wallenburg switch tre.

The skateboard economy continues to struggle, causing at least one major corporation shoe company to close its skate department.

Lots of fakie frontside tricks.

I will do at least 357 nose manual shuvits of some variety or another.

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2025, 11:29:07 AM »
Thrasher goes digital 100%.Publishes only special collectors editions.

Welcome collabs with more shitty collab partners.

Santa Cruz trims team to Winkowski and Asta. And 25 new color ways of a Salba deck.

Primitive sells to corpo group, promptly turns into budget brand.

European, Baltic and Japanese skaters continue to outpace Americans in innovation and motivation.

Anti hero continues to mis -measure their eagle decks.

Eggs finally die. FOS markets new perfectly square shape. Symmetrical in all directions.

Not skating at all becomes the hottest pro trend.

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2025, 11:33:49 AM »
Anti-Hero becomes a fully owned subsidiary of Nike.
"When life goes bad, make it go wronger"  -Gerwer

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2025, 11:37:46 AM »
economic cataclysm after the world learns durao didn’t land the switch tre at wallenburg
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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2025, 11:39:08 AM »
Ben Gilley comes back to Zero, but as their "HR" guy that nobody asked for. So many lawsuits happen against Zero. Nobody wins, but they drop a really good that takes away any negative press. Guys in the video hard flip off of actual buildings but most of slap can care less.

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2025, 12:20:37 PM »
Jaeb announced as Quasi pro

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2025, 12:36:59 PM »
Nidecker closes down emerica/es & rebrands etnies to compete with the sketchers demo.

Ipath gets popular again after some celebrity starts wearing them.

Indy fully brings the cross back & stokes the culture war in skateboarding. Greyson Fletcher is the poster boy.

Spitfire/grimple collab with an octagonal shaped wheel & people post silly clips for a week on social media








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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2025, 01:09:09 PM »
Tyshawn 3 peat

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2025, 01:36:41 PM »

Spitfire/grimple collab with an octagonal shaped wheel & people post silly clips for a week on social media


LOVE this. Remember their “Full Full” decks, or the “NightHammer”? Those wheels would go great those decks.
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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2025, 01:59:15 PM »
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I could see Foy snagging it

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2025, 02:02:25 PM »
Anti-Hero becomes a fully owned subsidiary of Nike.

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2025, 02:07:20 PM »
A non-American skater gets SOTY for only the seventh time in the award's history

Someone does a flip in, flip, flip out trick on a gnarly obstacle

Regular fit pants
Fuck Anti-Hero


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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2025, 02:11:59 PM »
540’s down stairs

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2025, 02:12:46 PM »
Etnies will collect the YouTube skater infinity stones

Maité will learn casper stalls or darkslides

Chloe will finally win sls super crown




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Less Maité more masterbaité, know what I’m sayin?

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2025, 02:29:35 PM »
With Joslin breaking the El Toro tre barrier, someone will try something else ridiculous down it.

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2025, 02:35:53 PM »
With Joslin breaking the El Toro tre barrier, someone will try something else ridiculous down it.
Adrien Bulard will try to do another flip trick down it, only for Joslin to catch wind and do it first again.

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2025, 02:38:04 PM »
540’s down stairs

happened 13 years ago and no one else wanted the smoke after that : https://youtu.be/pxczBuQIN0s?si=oCb5QMleQX6QK_uR (make is at 1:10)

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2025, 05:34:56 PM »
lakai dead for good.
drugz r bad mkay

chaos reigns

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2025, 06:36:52 PM »
540’s down stairs

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2025, 07:07:30 PM »
Tyshawn 3 peat

I keep seeing the term 3peat being used in this context. That would mean he won three times in a row.

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2025, 07:13:23 PM »
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He was on the nine club with descenzo. The entire time I was waiting for them to talk about it. It wasn’t mentioned.

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2025, 09:41:26 PM »
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He was on the nine club with descenzo. The entire time I was waiting for them to talk about it. It wasn’t mentioned.

That one fool did a 1080 and no one gives a shit about that. I forgot his name even

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2025, 10:29:37 PM »
With Joslin breaking the El Toro tre barrier, someone will try something else ridiculous down it.

Nyjah vs Sheckler to see who can BS Flip El Toro first

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2026, 12:26:34 AM »
Kader goes back to Baker for five minutes

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2026, 03:02:04 AM »
Fs 180 nosegrab down el toro.

Mikey horseface Taylor starts a skatecoin crypto for true christian skaters. Henry Sanchez loses all of his life savings and blames Obama.

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #25 on: January 01, 2026, 04:11:30 AM »
Nuclear War opens up new skate spots, only problem is you're dead
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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #26 on: January 01, 2026, 05:02:31 AM »
Skate Mental full length drops

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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #27 on: January 01, 2026, 05:39:33 AM »
Nuclear War opens up new skate spots, only problem is you're dead

This would be huge for the cockroaches in that zoo york video
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #28 on: January 01, 2026, 06:41:37 AM »
Greyson goes to brain doctor and starts thumping his chest instead.
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Re: 2026 Skate Predictions
« Reply #29 on: January 01, 2026, 08:30:40 AM »
2026 is the year SB falls back.
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