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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #180 on: January 23, 2026, 03:31:17 PM »
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You’re going on 5000 posts on here

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You post twice as much as them per day.
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You check your rep more than you admit to

Oh shit, you’re the guy whose mom got railed by Abyss right? That’s what people are saying.

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #181 on: January 23, 2026, 03:42:32 PM »
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You’re going on 5000 posts on here

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You check your rep more than you admit to

No one on SLAP gives a fuck about you. No one in your life gives a fuck about you. Not a single soul gives a fuck about you.
Being a slap pal is a zero accomplishment

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #182 on: January 23, 2026, 03:57:36 PM »
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You’re going on 5000 posts on here

You don’t get any
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You post twice as much as them per day.
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You check your rep more than you admit to
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No one on SLAP gives a fuck about you. No one in your life gives a fuck about you. Not a single soul gives a fuck about you.


Hahah you just got outted

What’s the matter buddy a little upset over internet skateboarding


Hahahahha can’t make this shit up

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #183 on: January 23, 2026, 04:06:42 PM »
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I'm just here to make sure this makes it to the next page. You can't bury the past no matter how heckride you wanna be.

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #184 on: January 23, 2026, 04:15:45 PM »
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You’re going on 5000 posts on here

You don’t get any
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You post twice as much as them per day.
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You check your rep more than you admit to
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No one on SLAP gives a fuck about you. No one in your life gives a fuck about you. Not a single soul gives a fuck about you.
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Hahah you just got outted

What’s the matter buddy a little upset over internet skateboarding


Hahahahha can’t make this shit up

ok but you're upset because you don't the shit like slap pals are posting...I couldn't make THAT shit up

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You post twice as much as them per day.
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You check your rep more than you admit to
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Oh shit, you’re the guy whose mom got railed by Abyss right? That’s what people are saying.

gnar'd

Being a slap pal is a zero accomplishment

You are on a skateboard forum

no but pwning your mom is my greatest accomplishment... badoom tish....I'll be here all week folks

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #185 on: January 23, 2026, 04:16:52 PM »
Being a slap pal is a zero accomplishment

You are on a skateboard forum

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #186 on: January 23, 2026, 04:27:57 PM »
Being a slap pal is a zero accomplishment

You are on a skateboard forum

You’re the only one implying that someone’s account status is an accomplishment, you’re the only one bringing up checking their rep status, you’re the one who sought this place out and went through the steps to create an account to post  everyday only to disparage its culture and community.

And you’re not the first or the last. Just another dusty ass loser who’ll be banned like all the losers who came before you. And you don’t even do it well. You suck at sucking. Loser.

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #187 on: January 23, 2026, 04:34:33 PM »
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Being a slap pal is a zero accomplishment

You are on a skateboard forum
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You’re the only one implying that someone’s account status is an accomplishment, you’re the only one bringing up checking their rep status, you’re the one who sought this place out and went through the steps to create an account to post  everyday only to disparage its culture and community.

And you’re not the first or the last. Just another dusty ass loser who’ll be banned like all the losers who came before you. And you don’t even do it well. You suck at sucking. Loser.

He also said none of us skate and won't post clips

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #188 on: January 23, 2026, 04:44:35 PM »
Being a slap pal is a zero accomplishment

You are on a skateboard forum

lmao not sure if you know this but we all hate Zero.

just shut your stupid ass up already
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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #189 on: January 23, 2026, 04:58:59 PM »
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Being a slap pal is a zero accomplishment

You are on a skateboard forum
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You’re the only one implying that someone’s account status is an accomplishment, you’re the only one bringing up checking their rep status, you’re the one who sought this place out and went through the steps to create an account to post  everyday only to disparage its culture and community.

And you’re not the first or the last. Just another dusty ass loser who’ll be banned like all the losers who came before you. And you don’t even do it well. You suck at sucking. Loser.

Really getting into it eh brother

Waiting on the documentary

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #190 on: January 23, 2026, 05:20:21 PM »
@Alberteinstein works for the alliance defending freedom confirmed.

“Oh boy lemme post a link to an IG story that only exists for 24 hours that will likely be deleted 47 seconds after it was posted!”

SCREENSHOTS PEOPLE HOLY FUCK.

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #191 on: January 23, 2026, 05:54:07 PM »
I think you’re all wrong on who brilliant boy is. I’m pretty certain he’s Jellis. He’s not funny and thinks he’s winning the culture war. Seems pretty obvious.

I miss Jinn. At least he was funny when he’d troll. New guy’s pretty low effort. ‘Your mad’

Worst.
Troll.
Ever.

And…Post.

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #192 on: January 23, 2026, 06:18:51 PM »
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Anyone got footy or a pic of AVE from his cornrow era? I remember I had a Transworld poster where he was doing a noseblunt on those benches in Barcelona with full on baggy t and cornrows.

I feel like all AVE cornrow footage has been strategically removed from the internet. VF Corp conspiracy.
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I mean his Ted Nugent era was not much better.
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"he's a wango tango loving man" - tim o'connor (i might be butchering this quote)



Maybe he wasn't into the Nuge just for the music but the politics too.
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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #193 on: January 23, 2026, 06:28:24 PM »
Maybe he just wanted to buy an underage Asian girl like the Ted Nugent’s pedophile ass did.
Never forget thats how the great patriot got his first child.
Oops. I mean wife.

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #194 on: January 23, 2026, 09:53:26 PM »
If Slap were an employee dining room table, alberteinstein would be that one coworker who invites himself to sit at the table uninvited and starts annoying everyone just by being himself, to the point where everyone’s whispering to each other “yo who invited this guy?”
Hints are dropped that he’s unwanted but he either doesn’t pick up on them or just ignores them out of denial. Everyone eventually finds a table in a more secluded area to sit away from him, and everyone’s relieved that they finally successfully ditched him, only for him to somehow find the new table and invite himself to sit again, much to the annoyance of everyone.

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #195 on: January 23, 2026, 10:05:19 PM »
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Anyone got footy or a pic of AVE from his cornrow era? I remember I had a Transworld poster where he was doing a noseblunt on those benches in Barcelona with full on baggy t and cornrows.

I feel like all AVE cornrow footage has been strategically removed from the internet. VF Corp conspiracy.
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I mean his Ted Nugent era was not much better.
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"he's a wango tango loving man" - tim o'connor (i might be butchering this quote)


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Maybe he wasn't into the Nuge just for the music but the politics too.

Whats up with your sig ?

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #196 on: January 23, 2026, 10:11:32 PM »
people love to say "such and such did whatever first" but that's competition. If the den was good, then Ave's service will just be dead on arrival. They gotta work on marketing. I forgot the den even existed

I would love a streaming service to acquire the rights to all the old 2000s-era contest series and TV programs. ASL, Captain and Casey, whatever contest it was that Chris Gentry used to dominate, which aired on Fox Sports. Or even just an all action sports streaming app.

Then you must not listen to des Bunt, first mistake.

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #197 on: January 23, 2026, 10:39:59 PM »
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Anyone got footy or a pic of AVE from his cornrow era? I remember I had a Transworld poster where he was doing a noseblunt on those benches in Barcelona with full on baggy t and cornrows.

I feel like all AVE cornrow footage has been strategically removed from the internet. VF Corp conspiracy.
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I mean his Ted Nugent era was not much better.
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"he's a wango tango loving man" - tim o'connor (i might be butchering this quote)


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Maybe he wasn't into the Nuge just for the music but the politics too.
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Whats up with your sig ?

I recently found out about the "funny" ad they made using the napalm girl photo and it pissed me off.
Fuck Anti-Hero


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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #198 on: January 25, 2026, 12:40:33 AM »
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Anyone got footy or a pic of AVE from his cornrow era? I remember I had a Transworld poster where he was doing a noseblunt on those benches in Barcelona with full on baggy t and cornrows.

I feel like all AVE cornrow footage has been strategically removed from the internet. VF Corp conspiracy.
[close]

I mean his Ted Nugent era was not much better.
[close]

"he's a wango tango loving man" - tim o'connor (i might be butchering this quote)


[close]

Maybe he wasn't into the Nuge just for the music but the politics too.
[close]

Whats up with your sig ?
[close]

I recently found out about the "funny" ad they made using the napalm girl photo and it pissed me off.
I had to look this up, holy shit. Fuck those guys and their wack fake biker tough guy edgelord bullshit

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #199 on: January 25, 2026, 02:47:12 AM »
Grifttape

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #200 on: January 25, 2026, 04:52:57 AM »

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #201 on: January 25, 2026, 06:42:39 AM »
Being a slap pal is a zero accomplishment

You are on a skateboard forum

Damn. This one cuts deep.

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #202 on: January 25, 2026, 08:18:23 AM »
Hey, I don't skate, I just post here to know about who is fucking whose mom.
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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #203 on: January 25, 2026, 08:43:53 AM »
not to minimize ave's right leaning what have yous, it's been documented that hockey was derived from the tall man and donavon's rough skating style, the company was made for them.

eyes without a face is a billy idol song

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #204 on: January 25, 2026, 09:02:01 AM »
not to minimize ave's right leaning what have yous, it's been documented that hockey was derived from the tall man and donavon's rough skating style, the company was made for them.

eyes without a face is a billy idol song


Putting people of Irish and Italian blood on a separate but equal board company.   Old school . 

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #205 on: January 25, 2026, 09:05:04 AM »
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not to minimize ave's right leaning what have yous, it's been documented that hockey was derived from the tall man and donavon's rough skating style, the company was made for them.

eyes without a face is a billy idol song
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Putting people of Irish and Italian blood on a separate but equal board company.   Old school .

Dill: ‘No Catholics on FA.’

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #206 on: January 25, 2026, 09:09:32 AM »
lurking who ave follows is a trip, he and Lucien Clarke follow Michael Douglas

quasi and bust crew
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strongholdsociety which is a native skatepark crew

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #207 on: January 25, 2026, 09:39:26 AM »
This fool did skate to a whole ass ted nugent song called stormtroopin and has a skateboard company that has about as much diversity as an actual hockey team

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #208 on: January 25, 2026, 11:40:18 AM »
The third FA/Hockey owner Mike or whatever his name is, has spent the last few years making a documentary on RFK and helped run his political campaign. pretty lols

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Re: Ave’s new streaming service, Griptape
« Reply #209 on: January 25, 2026, 09:05:26 PM »
what da fuck