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When will a robot do a kickflip?
« on: February 14, 2026, 02:51:36 AM »
Pretty soon by the looks of it:

https://husky-humanoid.github.io/


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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2026, 04:22:53 AM »
The more important question: will it have fun doing it?

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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2026, 05:29:31 AM »
I don’t care about robots doing kickflips. When do we get our cybernetic exoskeletons that can allow us aging normies to regain our pop and stabilize our bodies like we’re teenagers physically again?

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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2026, 07:08:29 AM »
Shane's been doing them for decades.

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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2026, 07:15:16 AM »
“Oh boy lemme post a link to an IG story that only exists for 24 hours that will likely be deleted 47 seconds after it was posted!”

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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2026, 07:20:04 AM »
I’m going to get beaten in a game of SKATE by a robot before we get GTA VI.

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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2026, 08:07:32 AM »
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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2026, 08:11:42 AM »

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me… You think you got me?

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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2026, 08:23:08 AM »


They’re already jazz pushing?!?!


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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2026, 08:32:24 AM »
I’d rather watch Genome push

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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2026, 09:36:07 AM »
Wonder how long before we start getting kicked out of spots by robots


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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2026, 10:43:12 AM »
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Shane's been doing them for decades.
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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2026, 10:48:42 AM »
I’m pretty sure they’ve done blunt double flip on a hand rail already

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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2026, 11:40:59 AM »

Hopefully never. Look at that fucked stance!
This is a crime against skateboarding. Is it regular or goofy? It’s front thing is facing right but pushing with its left thing?
Get Duane’s fried ass in here now to start spewing about variabots immediately!
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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2026, 12:11:06 PM »
This technology will be used to more efficiently kill enemies of the state.

Also, it's nice knowing someone has / currently is studying the mechanics of skateboarding from a serious physics and engineering angle.


I hope someone publishes an academic paper titled something like "Exact forces and vectors required to tre-flip perfectly", and says something like:

Place feet t here and here. Apply 81% more pressure on the back foot and 19% on the front. Your head must be exactly above (*coordinates*), your hips need to be rotated at 31 degrees, above (*coordinates*). Pop and scoop at a 122 degree angle on the x plane, whatever whatever angle on the z plane, etc. Here's all the calcs, followed by 100 pages of calcs.



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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2026, 01:12:30 PM »
I don't know but I feel extremely threatened by it. What if they start attracting all the women with their skateboarding prowess? We're cooked if that happens.

We need to form a coalition to prevent robots from kickflipping before it's too late.
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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2026, 02:06:45 PM »
I don't know but I feel extremely threatened by it. What if they start attracting all the women with their skateboarding prowess? We're cooked if that happens.

We need to form a coalition to prevent robots from kickflipping before it's too late.

i feel like you are describing the rise of  adrien bulard
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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2026, 02:41:18 PM »
Looks like QWOP

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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2026, 02:24:11 AM »


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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2026, 02:29:16 AM »
I think it'll probably learn how to give the finger to whoever was yelling at it out of a car first

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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2026, 05:26:19 AM »
The more important question: will it have fun doing it?
But can it love?

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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2026, 05:36:23 AM »
Before a kickflip I want to see an ollie.

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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2026, 05:45:29 AM »
Are leftists supposed to hate robots like they hate ai?

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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2026, 06:09:35 AM »
https://i.ibb.co/sJj0sWf8/1771164489080.png

They did a kickflip on a grape

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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2026, 06:26:44 AM »
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The more important question: will it have fun doing it?
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But can it love?

Do Androids Dream of Electric Kickflips?

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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2026, 07:25:40 AM »
Wonder how long before we start getting kicked out of spots by robots



Haven’t been kicked out by one, but I’m pretty sure one of those robot food delivery trashcan looking robots alerted authorities that we were skating once at a spot in a college town in Northeast Ohio. I knew a guy who worked for the company that operated them. They’re mostly on auto pilot but the operators can override that and move them on their own (in case they get stuck somewhere stupid).


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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2026, 09:23:11 AM »
Cue to 6 months after that when the robot gets jaded too cool for skateboarding and learns to talk shit

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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2026, 10:00:22 AM »
Are leftists supposed to hate robots like they hate ai?

It’s not mandatory but I think robot production is probably bad for the environment. When they hit the market it’s just gonna be like your iPhone or computer. More disposable bs that’s not intended to be repaired or worked on by the general public.

Robots that protect us and save human lives would be alright. But I imagine that they will be used to protect the evil entities in this world and to further erode our democracy.
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Re: When will a robot do a kickflip?
« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2026, 10:21:11 AM »
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The more important question: will it have fun doing it?
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But can it love?
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Do Androids Dream of Electric Kickflips?

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