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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #90 on: February 24, 2026, 06:12:50 PM »
They're all p00seys
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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #91 on: February 24, 2026, 09:05:43 PM »
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Good for them

A lot of hate on these two one here


Whoever said Jamie can’t wear that shirt is the most beta male of all time

Bunch of dudes mad because the two they’re hating on have much better lives than they could ever hope to have
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Big brain alpha wolf boi!! Youdabest.
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Way to solidify everything I said thanks gamma

Buddy this isn’t the burn you thought it was.
I was insinuating that the people who always shout Alpha are the biggest p00sies and are absolutely insecure about themselves. Just like the biggest homophobes are only one long stare from dropping down and blowing someone.
You got me though bud!
I’m gonna focus now.

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #92 on: February 25, 2026, 02:51:26 AM »
Don't let this distract you from the fact that if Plan B and Etnies simply provided a 401k match, all of this could have been avoided.

I mean it's not like dude is gonna get paid anywho right?

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #93 on: February 25, 2026, 03:11:33 AM »
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Good for them

A lot of hate on these two one here


Whoever said Jamie can’t wear that shirt is the most beta male of all time

Bunch of dudes mad because the two they’re hating on have much better lives than they could ever hope to have
[close]

You
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Big brain alpha wolf boi!! Youdabest.
[close]

Way to solidify everything I said thanks gamma
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Buddy this isn’t the burn you thought it was.
I was insinuating that the people who always shout Alpha are the biggest p00sies and are absolutely insecure about themselves. Just like the biggest homophobes are only one long stare from dropping down and blowing someone.
You got me though bud!
I’m gonna focus now.

You dug your hole

You mad at me like you mad a shecks and Jamie

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #94 on: February 25, 2026, 06:42:57 AM »
zero's sending strong christian metal band vibes these days. pleasing jesus and licking boots, but in a totally cool and hardcore way.


You know what's worse? Calling people boot lickers and talking down on people because they think different from you with your performative "look at me im dark and mysterious" posturing. Slappys, no complys, and 70 year old man clothing I assume?

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #95 on: February 25, 2026, 07:15:23 AM »
he should bring back life of ryan. that shit rocked


i don’t think any of you are real, i think slap was invented by my mom to make me think people want to talk to me

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #96 on: February 25, 2026, 07:30:44 AM »
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zero's sending strong christian metal band vibes these days. pleasing jesus and licking boots, but in a totally cool and hardcore way.

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You know what's worse? Calling people boot lickers and talking down on people because they think different from you with your performative "look at me im dark and mysterious" posturing. Slappys, no complys, and 70 year old man clothing I assume?
DGK Dave is in the house, everybody!

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #97 on: February 25, 2026, 07:36:29 AM »
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zero's sending strong christian metal band vibes these days. pleasing jesus and licking boots, but in a totally cool and hardcore way.

[close]

You know what's worse? Calling people boot lickers and talking down on people because they think different from you with your performative "look at me im dark and mysterious" posturing. Slappys, no complys, and 70 year old man clothing I assume?
[close]
DGK Dave is in the house, everybody!

Jub's in town

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #98 on: February 25, 2026, 07:43:01 AM »
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zero's sending strong christian metal band vibes these days. pleasing jesus and licking boots, but in a totally cool and hardcore way.

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You know what's worse? Calling people boot lickers and talking down on people because they think different from you with your performative "look at me im dark and mysterious" posturing. Slappys, no complys, and 70 year old man clothing I assume?

what year do you think it is?


i don’t think any of you are real, i think slap was invented by my mom to make me think people want to talk to me

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #99 on: February 25, 2026, 08:18:36 AM »
Hopefully he finds an overage girl
Ty Evans doesn't do what Ty Evans does for Ty Evans. Ty Evans does what Ty Evans does because Ty Evans is... Ty Evans


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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #100 on: February 25, 2026, 08:56:40 AM »
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zero's sending strong christian metal band vibes these days. pleasing jesus and licking boots, but in a totally cool and hardcore way.

[close]

You know what's worse? Calling people boot lickers and talking down on people because they think different from you with your performative "look at me im dark and mysterious" posturing. Slappys, no complys, and 70 year old man clothing I assume?

Leave an insult on the ground and the owner will come pick it up

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #101 on: February 25, 2026, 10:17:42 AM »
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zero's sending strong christian metal band vibes these days. pleasing jesus and licking boots, but in a totally cool and hardcore way.

[close]

You know what's worse? Calling people boot lickers and talking down on people because they think different from you with your performative "look at me im dark and mysterious" posturing. Slappys, no complys, and 70 year old man clothing I assume?
[close]

what year do you think it is?

in 2028 he’ll post again complaining about “70 year old man clothing”

keep doing the lord’s work @DGKDave2000s
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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #102 on: February 25, 2026, 12:33:25 PM »
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Good for them

A lot of hate on these two one here


Whoever said Jamie can’t wear that shirt is the most beta male of all time

Bunch of dudes mad because the two they’re hating on have much better lives than they could ever hope to have
[close]

You
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Big brain alpha wolf boi!! Youdabest.
[close]

Way to solidify everything I said thanks gamma
[close]

Buddy this isn’t the burn you thought it was.
I was insinuating that the people who always shout Alpha are the biggest p00sies and are absolutely insecure about themselves. Just like the biggest homophobes are only one long stare from dropping down and blowing someone.
You got me though bud!
I’m gonna focus now.
[close]

You dug your hole

You mad at me like you mad a shecks and Jamie



First, please stick the quote from anything I said about shexy or thomas. You cant. I said nothing about them.
Secondly mad at you? Nope.
Just feel secondhand embarrassment for you and your other 3 accounts. You come here day after day trying so hard to be edgy and contrarian but fail so miserably every. single. time.
I truly feel bad that your life must suck to keep coming back and wildly flailing and never having anything land. Oh as for you being an alpha, real alphas don’t need to run around saying I’m an alpha.
Just a heads up it makes you come off as even more pathetic and thirsty.
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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #103 on: February 25, 2026, 12:46:03 PM »
I'm a beta male? That's manly compared to the theta male I thought I was. Thanks, bruh.
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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #104 on: February 25, 2026, 02:04:27 PM »
5 pages and not a single post refers to him as "Shecky Poo"? I miss 2008 Slap.

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #105 on: February 25, 2026, 04:59:02 PM »
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I mean, no one cant say those two arent rad skaters and they dont love that shit.
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there hasn't been a single day in my 24 years of skating that ryan sheckler wasn't mid

Damn, your whole life is wrong.

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #106 on: February 25, 2026, 11:55:15 PM »
5 pages and not a single post refers to him as "Shecky Poo"? I miss 2008 Slap.

I guess slap has gotten soft lol

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #107 on: February 26, 2026, 12:11:41 AM »
fuck that guy

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #108 on: February 26, 2026, 12:33:56 AM »
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Good for them

A lot of hate on these two one here


Whoever said Jamie can’t wear that shirt is the most beta male of all time

Bunch of dudes mad because the two they’re hating on have much better lives than they could ever hope to have
[close]

You
Actually
Used
Beta
As
A
Serious
Comment!

Big brain alpha wolf boi!! Youdabest.
[close]

Way to solidify everything I said thanks gamma
[close]

Buddy this isn’t the burn you thought it was.
I was insinuating that the people who always shout Alpha are the biggest p00sies and are absolutely insecure about themselves. Just like the biggest homophobes are only one long stare from dropping down and blowing someone.
You got me though bud!
I’m gonna focus now.
[close]

You dug your hole

You mad at me like you mad a shecks and Jamie
[close]



First, please stick the quote from anything I said about shexy or thomas. You cant. I said nothing about them.
Secondly mad at you? Nope.
Just feel secondhand embarrassment for you and your other 3 accounts. You come here day after day trying so hard to be edgy and contrarian but fail so miserably every. single. time.
I truly feel bad that your life must suck to keep coming back and wildly flailing and never having anything land. Oh as for you being an alpha, real alphas don’t need to run around saying I’m an alpha.
Just a heads up it makes you come off as even more pathetic and thirsty.
🫡
Oh you you’re the guy who private messaged me being mad I was a contrarian
What do you have one of those vocabulary apps?
Ask the mods how many accounts I have
Peace dingus, I’m taking a shit and wanna watch YouTube

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #109 on: February 26, 2026, 12:41:54 AM »
Backside flipping EL TORO could give a MAGA pass to the legendary Spot , JOSLIN  would be proud.

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #110 on: February 26, 2026, 01:17:49 AM »
I find it hilarious that somebody called it on here a while back

Also ‘circling the drain’ is a good one, I hadn’t heard that phrase before
listen to cosmic psychos

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #111 on: February 26, 2026, 01:46:15 AM »
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5 pages and not a single post refers to him as "Shecky Poo"? I miss 2008 Slap.
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I guess slap has gotten soft lol

Shecky Poo poo, pee pee, caca.  :o

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #112 on: February 26, 2026, 12:47:40 PM »
I guess I’m the only one not mad at this. Shecks still has some fight in him, last part was pretty rad.

Zero may be finding its place in the world. Not looking to the future, just kinda doing their thing aimed at the right age group.

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #113 on: February 26, 2026, 02:29:59 PM »
Support skater owned  8)

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #114 on: February 26, 2026, 03:47:59 PM »
Zero may be finding its place in the world. Not looking to the future, just kinda doing their thing aimed at the right Rage group.
Chi vive in baracca, chi suda il salario,
Chi ruba pensioni, chi ha scarsa memoria,
Chi ha crisi interiori, chi scava nei cuori,
Chi legge la mano, chi regna sovrano,
Chi suda, chi lotta, chi mangia una volta,
Chi gli manca la casa, chi vive da solo,
Chi trova scontato, chi come ha trovato...

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #115 on: February 26, 2026, 05:37:00 PM »
Let the bodies hit the…..FLOOOOORRRRRR!!!!

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #116 on: February 26, 2026, 09:46:04 PM »
Shecks of cheques

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #117 on: February 27, 2026, 02:39:02 AM »
I guess I’m the only one not mad at this. Shecks still has some fight in him, last part was pretty rad.

Zero may be finding its place in the world. Not looking to the future, just kinda doing their thing aimed at the right age group.
Yeah, in the trash can alongside the pieces of shit they sponsor.
Sir, I'm going to politely, but firmly, ask you and your common sense to leave this establishment.

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #118 on: February 27, 2026, 10:47:39 AM »
Fixed it y'all


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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #119 on: February 27, 2026, 10:49:25 AM »
With David Reyes and Sheckler, JT is 100% going to become a billionaire.