Shecks on zero : officially.

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Funny what a tiny echo chamber these boards are.  Zero sells out of decks almost every time they drop a new series... they sell out of apparel, they sell out of accessories, and I see them at the parks, ridden by pros, I see a zero board in the top 3 of SLS finishes almost every event, They do collabs almost monthly and sell out.  So if thats "irrelevant", I can tell you SOMEONE or SOMEBODY is irrelevant, but its clearly not zero. But hey, everyone is entitled to their dillusions... my .02

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No doubt, this place has been infested with mentally ill reddit types for some time now

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The only infestation is you little trolls who have nowhere else to go besides Reddit and slap just to whine about your troglodyte politics not being embraced. Why don’t you idiots create your own places where you can gather around the rotting corpse of your own ideals and fester privately? Maybe Tim pool will fund it if you suck his dick harder.

the fact that you joined this forum 4 months ago and you're trying to police it already doesn't really sit right with me, like you're colonizing or gentrifying it. you should be a reddit mod

[lurkluke]

Funny what a tiny echo chamber these boards are.  Zero sells out of decks almost every time they drop a new series... they sell out of apparel, they sell out of accessories, and I see them at the parks, ridden by pros, I see a zero board in the top 3 of SLS finishes almost every event, They do collabs almost monthly and sell out.  So if thats "irrelevant", I can tell you SOMEONE or SOMEBODY is irrelevant, but its clearly not zero. But hey, everyone is entitled to their dillusions... my .02

Sorry but this is the funniest shit.

Who are the pros at the parks on their zero boards, getting top 3 SLS finishes?

Do they also wear the freshest clothes, eat at the chillest restaurants and hang out with the hottest dudes as well?

[Atiba Applebum]

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dillusions

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This Mf Said Dillusions

Jason’s magic show where his only trick is making your coke disappear

[happenstance]

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Funny what a tiny echo chamber these boards are.  Zero sells out of decks almost every time they drop a new series... they sell out of apparel, they sell out of accessories, and I see them at the parks, ridden by pros, I see a zero board in the top 3 of SLS finishes almost every event, They do collabs almost monthly and sell out.  So if thats "irrelevant", I can tell you SOMEONE or SOMEBODY is irrelevant, but its clearly not zero. But hey, everyone is entitled to their dillusions... my .02

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Who are the pros at the parks on their zero boards, getting top 3 SLS finishes?

Not completely aligned with their take, but probably referring to Kairi Netsuke.

[Nom De Plume]

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Probably spelled it that way dilliberately.

[Sandwich Marty]

the fact that you joined this forum 4 months ago and you're trying to police it already doesn't really sit right with me, like you're colonizing or gentrifying it. you should be a reddit mod

Didn't realize I was in your jurisdiction. Anyway, I’ve been in and out of this place for years, not as long as you, but long enough to feel comfortable telling right wing dipshits to fuck off.

[Jebediah]

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the fact that you joined this forum 4 months ago and you're trying to police it already doesn't really sit right with me, like you're colonizing or gentrifying it. you should be a reddit mod

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Didn't realize I was in your jurisdiction. Anyway, I’ve been in and out of this place for years, not as long as you, but long enough to feel comfortable telling right wing dipshits to fuck off.

You sure do assume a lot, and then act out in a embarrassing way trying to control others free speech on a public forum, akin to a Reddit mod. Maybe consider therapy? Or a break from the Internet. Everyone could use that once in a while.

[Sandwich Marty]

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the fact that you joined this forum 4 months ago and you're trying to police it already doesn't really sit right with me, like you're colonizing or gentrifying it. you should be a reddit mod

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Didn't realize I was in your jurisdiction. Anyway, I’ve been in and out of this place for years, not as long as you, but long enough to feel comfortable telling right wing dipshits to fuck off.

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You sure do assume a lot, and then act out in a embarrassing way trying to control others free speech on a public forum, akin to a Reddit mod. Maybe consider therapy? Or a break from the Internet. Everyone could use that once in a while.

I’m not trying to tread on you, if that’s what you’re into.

[Hefe43]

It’s crazy how fast some fools will rapid fire posts

[Taffy Lee Fubbins]

This caption is pure poetry. Turning Point USA x ZERO collab going to be fire. "This is a warning shot" haha to who? These dudes other sponsors?

[MFS]

if unseasoned chicken was a skate team.........

[Never Bored]

Who’s the guy with all the face/neck tattoos?

[Noble Experiment]

Who’s the guy with all the face/neck tattoos?

I don't know but you better keep Fred Gall's mouth away from his asshole! (Neil Hamburger voice)

[Plan9Customs]

Who’s the guy with all the face/neck tattoos?

“A legend” according to the caption.

[MexicanSpaniard]

I can wait to go to another zero signing

[Murge]

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i think its about time for shops to stop ordering zero boards.

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The shop owners must be time travelers, because I think most stopped ordering Zero boards a decade ago.

Like, I don't think anyone under the age of 35 cares about Zero and not many people above the age 35 are really spending money on boards.

This whole thread is like being upset with Dukakis's failed run for president. Yea, it sucks he got his ass kicked, but is he even alive anymore? I'm not sure because who cares?

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It's actually hilarious how confidently out of touch you are. Zero is huge with the zoomer crowd because it fits the whole edgy Y2K aesthetic that's popular now. I've talked to multiple shop employees in different shops that say zero boards sell fast and that it's primarily the 13-17 y/o crowd buying them.

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Yeah I was gonna say, they're pretty over with the jits.
Typical jit setup these days at least from what I've observed at parks would be a Zero deck, some Affliction style zip up hoodie (worn ironically maybe? Idk at this point, I'm not in the loop enough), maybe a Slipknot shirt, baggy jorts, and shoes vary but maybe like some Knu Skools or Half Cabs.

 No joke I saw a zero cross deck at the skatepark and the kid prob about 15-17 had the exact outfit you described. Affliction looking hoodie dumb big ass pants and I think they was vans knu schools. I literally thought it was a hand me down deck for a school program or something. I told my girlfriend I think the local school near the park must have started a skate club or something and was gonna offer hand me down decks because I thought surely no one is skating a zero in the year 2026.

[Never Bored]

Middle school aged skater style today is like pre-9/11 rollerbladers, it is true. They love skulls, spikes, nu-metal, big goofy pants with patches and dumb designs, etc. Whether you like it or not, the Zero aesthetic is in right now. Sorry, pals.

None of these kids have any fucking idea who rides for the company or what’s going on with them but a badass skull graphic with bloodstains would be the ultimate Christmas or birthday present

[Taffy Lee Fubbins]

Middle school aged skater style today is like pre-9/11 rollerbladers, it is true. They love skulls, spikes, nu-metal, big goofy pants with patches and dumb designs, etc. Whether you like it or not, the Zero aesthetic is in right now. Sorry, pals.

None of these kids have any fucking idea who rides for the company or what’s going on with them but a badass skull graphic with bloodstains would be the ultimate Christmas or birthday present

"The only things that sell skateboards are either things that are funny and make kids laugh, or things that are tough, and make kids feel tough." - Todd Francis via Jeremy Fish.

As a self-aware 40-year-old Zero is neither cool nor tough. But to a 12-year-old boy watching Dern Bros Youtube, Zero is tough as fucking nails.

[matty_c]

This caption is pure poetry. Turning Point USA x ZERO collab going to be fire. "This is a warning shot" haha to who? These dudes other sponsors?

LMAO

[benboardbreaker]

all politics a side and opinions, but the old zero board logo where the font is in white and black always just looks fire. I walked in to a blue tomato recently (yes that corny euro shop) They had that board on the wall, and it reminds me of when zero first came out and erik ellington doing bigspin front board slides in their early videos. it is one of the greatest team board logos in skateboarding in my opinion.

[let’s go home]

This caption is pure poetry. Turning Point USA x ZERO collab going to be fire. "This is a warning shot" haha to who? These dudes other sponsors?

I hope this is a joke because I’m cringing so hard my teeth are cracking.

[conan777]

Who’s the guy with all the face/neck tattoos?

He was first to fall asleep at the Zero sleepover

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This caption is pure poetry. Turning Point USA x ZERO collab going to be fire. "This is a warning shot" haha to who? These dudes other sponsors?

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I hope this is a joke because I’m cringing so hard my teeth are cracking.

it is an AI generated 'news story' to engage a facebook/insta audience to funnel into some form of profit. if you haven't been able to recognise AI generated text in its current form, that post has every single flag you need to look out for.

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This caption is pure poetry. Turning Point USA x ZERO collab going to be fire. "This is a warning shot" haha to who? These dudes other sponsors?

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I hope this is a joke because I’m cringing so hard my teeth are cracking.

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it is an AI generated 'news story' to engage a facebook/insta audience to funnel into some form of profit. if you haven't been able to recognise AI generated text in its current form, that post has every single flag you need to look out for.

Well I suspected AI but it doesn’t make it any better. Hopefully the person running Skate All Day site is laughing their ass of.

[Esmith5488]

The skaters over 30 Facebook group is absolutely eating this shit up.

[Chalupa]

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Zero sells out of decks almost every time they drop a new series... they sell out of apparel, they sell out of accessories…

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Sorry but this is the funniest shit.

They sell out so well I can find the majority of their shit by searching for it on Google.

What they do sell out of is rip-off graphics, which they limit to 100 per deck, so they sell out fast enough to avoid cease and desist letters. That shit is getting bought by dipshits collectors who played THPS games when they were kids and people from the south or midwest with bad taste.

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these items are sold out on the zero website















2026 trendwatch: catholicism

[shannamal]

it doesn't 'recruit followers'? didn't like half the team ride for another brand like, 6 months ago?

[Dj Paul]

Crazy but ZERO will became new thrasher t-shirts.

[Greg Lurkzka]

Hahahaha