Shecks on zero : officially.

[DeanMaple]

Jesus

[Texas_Tone]

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born again christians are cringe

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These are christian nationalists at this point in history and geographically.

The same kind of people you see at restaurants making a huge show of praying and making sure everyone identifies them as christians while tipping the wait staff poorly.

They use their jesus as a washing machine every Sunday to clean their conscience of their shitty behavior and attitudes the rest of the week.

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What a fucking projection holy shit

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I don’t think you are using that word correctly

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You painted your toenails and uploaded it to the Internet pretending you didn't notice, shut the fuck up

Damn are you mad dude? That’s crazy

[Emo jimmy]

Fall with the risen

[DCLOVE]

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born again christians are cringe

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These are christian nationalists at this point in history and geographically.

The same kind of people you see at restaurants making a huge show of praying and making sure everyone identifies them as christians while tipping the wait staff poorly.

They use their jesus as a washing machine every Sunday to clean their conscience of their shitty behavior and attitudes the rest of the week.

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What a fucking projection holy shit

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I don’t think you are using that word correctly

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You painted your toenails and uploaded it to the Internet pretending you didn't notice, shut the fuck up

I painted my toe nails yesterday who gives a shit let the man get a bag of feet pics you uptight nerd.

[elbarto]

Currently arguing with dorks on reddit about zero lmao shit is fun

[Llewellyn Moss]

Currently arguing with dorks on reddit about zero lmao shit is fun

I hope it's in the OldSkaters sub

[Taffy Lee Fubbins]

Jesus

Close! That's Ryan Sheckler.

[RoaryMcTwang]

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Jesus

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Close! That's Ryan Sheckler.

Oh my God

[Unkle Fleak]

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Jesus

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Close! That's Ryan Sheckler.

Dude. He looks like a truck stop shake and bake Meth dealer.

[Hefe43]

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Jesus

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Close! That's Ryan Sheckler.

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Dude. He looks like a truck stop shake and bake Meth dealer.

I hope this is the Florida man npc in gta6

[elbarto]

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Currently arguing with dorks on reddit about zero lmao shit is fun

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I hope it's in the OldSkaters sub

I was trying to explain why the “core” skate community really doesn’t fuck with Zero anymore and some dude came at me with “um actually the new Sheckler Zero board sold out 3 preorders”. So I said the only people buying that shit are either extremely out of touch or dumbass conservatives against “cancel culture”. Dude replied saying “actually bro you’re wrong I bought a Sheckler Zero and my homies still skate Zero you seem like you’re the one who’s out of touch with the culture”. So I went to his profile and his most recent post was a very excited “look at my vans pickup from the outlet!” And it was literally a haul of neon palm tree vans outlet t shirts and multi colored clown shoe vans lmao he couldn’t have proved my point any harder if he tried.

I don’t want to be a bully but holy fuck redditor normies make it hard not to be mean sometimes.   

[Sandwich Marty]

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Currently arguing with dorks on reddit about zero lmao shit is fun

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I hope it's in the OldSkaters sub

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I was trying to explain why the “core” skate community really doesn’t fuck with Zero anymore and some dude came at me with “um actually the new Sheckler Zero board sold out 3 preorders”. So I said the only people buying that shit are either extremely out of touch or dumbass conservatives against “cancel culture”. Dude replied saying “actually bro you’re wrong I bought a Sheckler Zero and my homies still skate Zero you seem like you’re the one who’s out of touch with the culture”. So I went to his profile and his most recent post was a very excited “look at my vans pickup from the outlet!” And it was literally a haul of neon palm tree vans outlet t shirts and multi colored clown shoe vans lmao he couldn’t have proved my point any harder if he tried.

I don’t want to be a bully but holy fuck redditor normies make it hard not to be mean sometimes.

Going into any skate Reddit is like approaching a group of old men sitting in lawn chairs at a church bbq and asking them what they think of current music 

[big sex]

I was trying to explain why the “core” skate community really doesn’t fuck with Zero anymore

It's just slap dude. A handful of rob brunk fart sniffing clones with a hard on for jt.

[Sandwich Marty]

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It's just slap dude. A handful of rob brunk fart sniffing clones with a hard on for jt.

Dude you are killing it with the brainless conservative guy shtick. The misunderstanding of context, the confidence in inaccurate information, the complete absence of any ability to detect nuance, it’s uncanny. Some people might not be aware you’re a parody account but that makes it even better. Keep going!

[big sex]

The fuck is up with you and right wingers dude? Do you love them? Sounds like your in love. Go suck trumps dick

[Sandwich Marty]

The fuck is up with you and right wingers dude? Do you love them? Sounds like your in love. Go suck trumps dick

Lmaooo “trumps dick” so on point

[cherry]

iPhone skatepark clips and heat transfer graphics don’t go all out guys

[elbarto]

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Currently arguing with dorks on reddit about zero lmao shit is fun

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I hope it's in the OldSkaters sub

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I was trying to explain why the “core” skate community really doesn’t fuck with Zero anymore and some dude came at me with “um actually the new Sheckler Zero board sold out 3 preorders”. So I said the only people buying that shit are either extremely out of touch or dumbass conservatives against “cancel culture”. Dude replied saying “actually bro you’re wrong I bought a Sheckler Zero and my homies still skate Zero you seem like you’re the one who’s out of touch with the culture”. So I went to his profile and his most recent post was a very excited “look at my vans pickup from the outlet!” And it was literally a haul of neon palm tree vans outlet t shirts and multi colored clown shoe vans lmao he couldn’t have proved my point any harder if he tried.

I don’t want to be a bully but holy fuck redditor normies make it hard not to be mean sometimes.

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Going into any skate Reddit is like approaching a group of old men sitting in lawn chairs at a church bbq and asking them what they think of current music

Sometimes I have a lot of fun arguing with these people but other times I fully take the bait and it kills me inside lmfao

[jgonzalez]

[Noble Experiment]

The Punisher t-shirt crowd are gonna love this.

[TwisT]

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The Punisher t-shirt crowd are gonna love this.

You laugh now, but you just put that in the world and next week you’re gonna see someone with it on the back of their truck unironically

[Sandwich Marty]

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The Punisher t-shirt crowd are gonna love this.

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You laugh now, but you just put that in the world and next week you’re gonna see someone with it on the back of their truck unironically

100% this is already saved on some lurkers computer or phone and will make its way to someone with the means to have it printed and sold online.

[Steely Daniel]

The lifted truck bros around here might have to finally peel off their "FUCK TRUDEAU" stickers to make room for that beauty. Accompanied by sick RDS and Browning Buck stickers of course.

[Llewellyn Moss]

Just needs a blue horizontal to make the cross and x Bible verse

[MOE SYZLAK]

Abp in the JT DB thread... but here it is again

[Abyss1]

Skaters supporting blue lives matter is some hypocritical cringe shit…is zero taking a shit with that?  Can’t get skaters to support your company so isuck pivotes to boot licking Pim tool cronies

[Allen.]

Skaters supporting blue lives matter is some hypocritical cringe shit…is zero taking a shit with that?  Can’t get skaters to support your company so isuck pivotes to boot licking Pim tool cronies

To be fair this is a photoshop by a pal.

Does sheckler have graphics yet?

[Audrey II]

tk coming soon?

shalom

[Chalupa]

A Zero deck and Straye shoes is such a disgusting combination but he deserves that shit.

[Sandwich Marty]

TK should be sitting in a fuckin cell for what he did. The audacity to come back dressed like it’s still 2012 with his lifeless eyes and that wack ass setup is staggering. Fuck anyone who backs this guy. He should be shunned and forgotten.