Uncle Freddy got run over

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not an April Fool’s joke

per his IG

[Shiro417gunpla]

Also was a hit and run hopefully something happens (probably not)

[GardenSkater77]

Poor Fred. 2026 is looking like a bad year for our hero. If I had to bet, Fred does not have health insurance. If they can’t find the person he is going to be stuck with a massive hospital bill.

[Sick Duck]

Poor Fred. 2026 is looking like a bad year for our hero. If I had to bet, Fred does not have health insurance. If they can’t find the person he is going to be stuck with a massive hospital bill.

something tells me he’s not too concerned about his credit score

[JANUS]

Well shit.

[c-dock]

Was gonna make this thread, glad to see someone already did. We need to find the driver of that jeep

[double fakie ollie grind]

Update

“Got discharged at 4am butt naked only my boots and a hospital gown and I'm at this spot lol, but somehow I'm ok just sore no broken bones no head trauma "Hard To Kill"”

[GardenSkater77]

Yeah! Hopefully he told them his name was Rob Roskopp!!!

[Chalupa]

It’s lame that this happened, but I’m glad he doesn’t have any major injuries.

To whoever hit him:

[Tear Up a Trick]

Wow

If he gets a clip at that spot in that gown

Glad to see him standing on his feet

[TheLurper]

Sucks that this happened. But, glad he somehow avoided serious injury.

Also, this is the kind of shit that would happen to him. I feel, like any time spent with the Gonz, a few hours doing the most mundane task with uncle Freddy would be insane. His life is certainly more interesting and way more an adventure than most.

[Jimmy The Saint]

“Got discharged at 4am butt naked only my boots and a hospital gown and I'm at this spot lol, but somehow I'm ok just sore no broken bones no head trauma "Hard To Kill"

Glad he's alright, but where are his clothes? If he was hanging out in the street butt naked in just boots then that's a wild story. I also would believe it and wouldn't be that surprised.

[mfweeno]

Glad he’s a survivor of vehicular assault

Is that too…on the nose…

[gub]

"Hard To Kill"

[Painted Baby]

“Got discharged at 4am butt naked only my boots and a hospital gown and I'm at this spot lol, but somehow I'm ok just sore no broken bones no head trauma "Hard To Kill"

Glad he's alright, but where are his clothes? If he was hanging out in the street butt naked in just boots then that's a wild story. I also would believe it and wouldn't be that surprised.

When you get run over, they cut you butt ass naked in the street. You get the bag with all your cut up bloody clothes later on but they must’ve discharged him before it got to him.

[Im-BLuE]

He’s got plot armor because it’s his world n we all j living in

[skinnyankles]

Shut up, Brunk.

[RoaryMcTwang]

Update

“Got discharged at 4am butt naked only my boots and a hospital gown and I'm at this spot lol, but somehow I'm ok just sore no broken bones no head trauma "Hard To Kill"”

That photo is one for the ages.

[Sandwich Marty]

Considered making a styling on you for that picture but I don’t think it can be made any better.

[Allen.]

Yo is that a fucking Amazon poly-bag

[bartlaser]

Back to eating ass

[Chalupa]

Yo is that a fucking Amazon poly-bag

I think it’s a bag with his possessions and whatever paperwork he got. When I got discharged from a hospital, they gave me my wallet and phone along with an inventory list that was in a clear bag that was blue at the top. They only do it if you’re incapacitated.

[tuesday]

Considered making a styling on you for that picture but I don’t think it can be made any better.

You are right and this is pretty cheap and feeble, but I couldn't help it. When you see an angel, you see an angel.

[Atiba Applebum]

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Considered making a styling on you for that picture but I don’t think it can be made any better.

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You are right and this is pretty cheap and feeble, but I couldn't help it. When you see an angel, you see an angel.

Every time a girl with a lizard tongue gets their salad tossed, a Freddy gets its wings

[Ty Evans Lightman]

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Considered making a styling on you for that picture but I don’t think it can be made any better.

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You are right and this is pretty cheap and feeble, but I couldn't help it. When you see an angel, you see an angel.

“When they messed with an angel, they got hurt!”

[camel filters]

Untitled

[EDMUND]

Lol.

[pugmaster]

[Jimmy The Saint]

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“Got discharged at 4am butt naked only my boots and a hospital gown and I'm at this spot lol, but somehow I'm ok just sore no broken bones no head trauma "Hard To Kill"

Glad he's alright, but where are his clothes? If he was hanging out in the street butt naked in just boots then that's a wild story. I also would believe it and wouldn't be that surprised.

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When you get run over, they cut you butt ass naked in the street. You get the bag with all your cut up bloody clothes later on but they must’ve discharged him before it got to him.

I hadn't considered that due to him saying he wasn't injured, but that makes a lot of sense. Thank you.

[Atiba Applebum]

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“Got discharged at 4am butt naked only my boots and a hospital gown and I'm at this spot lol, but somehow I'm ok just sore no broken bones no head trauma "Hard To Kill"

Glad he's alright, but where are his clothes? If he was hanging out in the street butt naked in just boots then that's a wild story. I also would believe it and wouldn't be that surprised.

[close]

When you get run over, they cut you butt ass naked in the street. You get the bag with all your cut up bloody clothes later on but they must’ve discharged him before it got to him.

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I hadn't considered that due to him saying he wasn't injured, but that makes a lot of sense. Thank you.

He could have also got Charlie Brown’d