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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2026, 06:21:35 PM »
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“Got discharged at 4am butt naked only my boots and a hospital gown and I'm at this spot lol, but somehow I'm ok just sore no broken bones no head trauma "Hard To Kill"

Glad he's alright, but where are his clothes? If he was hanging out in the street butt naked in just boots then that's a wild story. I also would believe it and wouldn't be that surprised.
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When you get run over, they cut you butt ass naked in the street. You get the bag with all your cut up bloody clothes later on but they must’ve discharged him before it got to him.
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I hadn't considered that due to him saying he wasn't injured, but that makes a lot of sense. Thank you.
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He could have also got Charlie Brown’d
That's kinda what happens anyway. I was wearing a brand new pair of high top basketball sneakers that were a PITA to put on and one of them flew off like a flip flop.

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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2026, 08:54:04 PM »
Uncle Freddy got run over by a reindeer...

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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2026, 10:25:26 PM »
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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #33 on: April 03, 2026, 12:27:00 AM »
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“Got discharged at 4am butt naked only my boots and a hospital gown and I'm at this spot lol, but somehow I'm ok just sore no broken bones no head trauma "Hard To Kill"”


Just when you think freddy can’t be more endearing.
I’ve been here for 7 years the medication don’t work I hate this place.

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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2026, 02:29:52 AM »
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“Got discharged at 4am butt naked only my boots and a hospital gown and I'm at this spot lol, but somehow I'm ok just sore no broken bones no head trauma "Hard To Kill"”

What a shithole of a country to discharge someone from a hospital in the middle of the street without clothes.  :-\

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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2026, 04:50:50 AM »
Magenta is raising some funds for Unc

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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2026, 04:54:56 AM »
Magenta is raising some funds for Unc



Came here to post this also. Definitely grabbing one

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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2026, 05:47:29 AM »
Magenta is raising some funds for Unc



i've been waiting for a new white board to cop for the wall, thanks fred

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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2026, 08:11:59 AM »
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“Got discharged at 4am butt naked only my boots and a hospital gown and I'm at this spot lol, but somehow I'm ok just sore no broken bones no head trauma "Hard To Kill"”
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What a shithole of a country to discharge someone from a hospital in the middle of the street without clothes.  :-\

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Kisses for Freddy, glad he's alright...

The bank in the background looks right up Uncee's ally...

Now back to the clown starfish...

And yeah, this countries medical system is pathetic...
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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2026, 08:29:17 AM »
When does the karma from pulling the monks from burning buddhist monastery kick in?

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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2026, 10:13:00 AM »
When does the karma from pulling the monks from burning buddhist monastery kick in?

in the form he takes in his next life.  Instant karma is just a John Lennon thing

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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #41 on: April 03, 2026, 10:25:50 AM »
When does the karma from pulling the monks from burning buddhist monastery kick in?
Imagine, if you will, a world in which your karmic paycheck is direct-deposited into your account in the form of surviving being run over w/ NO major injuries or even, perhaps, a face full of clown ass.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me… You think you got me?

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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #42 on: April 03, 2026, 02:01:18 PM »
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“Got discharged at 4am butt naked only my boots and a hospital gown and I'm at this spot lol, but somehow I'm ok just sore no broken bones no head trauma "Hard To Kill"”

4am in Boots and a gown chasing a fs slash on a gnarly bank, lol we love our Sober King!

All praise be to Frederick! So thankful he is bone smashing free.

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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #43 on: April 03, 2026, 03:15:24 PM »

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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #44 on: April 03, 2026, 03:30:26 PM »

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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #45 on: April 03, 2026, 04:00:46 PM »
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When does the karma from pulling the monks from burning buddhist monastery kick in?
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Imagine, if you will, a world in which your karmic paycheck is direct-deposited into your account in the form of surviving being run over w/ NO major injuries or even, perhaps, a face full of clown ass.

Point taken.

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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #46 on: April 04, 2026, 05:58:07 AM »
or even, perhaps, a face full of clown ass.

Spat my tea out. Would gnar if I could.

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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #47 on: April 04, 2026, 06:21:18 AM »
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When does the karma from pulling the monks from burning buddhist monastery kick in?
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Imagine, if you will, a world in which your karmic paycheck is direct-deposited into your account in the form of surviving being run over w/ NO major injuries or even, perhaps, a face full of clown ass.

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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #48 on: April 04, 2026, 02:24:54 PM »
Thank the dark lord he’s ok.

You know it would be sick

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“Got discharged at 4am butt naked only my boots and a hospital gown and I'm at this spot lol, but somehow I'm ok just sore no broken bones no head trauma "Hard To Kill"”
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4am in Boots and a gown chasing a fs slash on a gnarly bank, lol we love our Sober King!

All praise be to Frederick! So thankful he is bone smashing free.
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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #49 on: April 04, 2026, 06:12:20 PM »
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“Got discharged at 4am butt naked only my boots and a hospital gown and I'm at this spot lol, but somehow I'm ok just sore no broken bones no head trauma "Hard To Kill"”
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What a shithole of a country to discharge someone from a hospital in the middle of the street without clothes.  :-\
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Dirts Always Win...

Kisses for Freddy, glad he's alright...

The bank in the background looks right up Uncee's ally...

Now back to the clown starfish...

And yeah, this countries medical system is pathetic...

i picked up a friend who had been in the hospital for 2 days from getting hit by a car and they never washed the blood off of her, literally drive thru the pickup loop and she's sitting on a bench full face of dried blood in a gown witth her probaly cut off clothes in a bag. This was education free hospital so idk if that had anything to do with it, be interesting if Fred was at a similar type hospital, i'd say its a safe bet that he doesnt have insurane or at least didn't have his card on him at the time.

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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #50 on: April 29, 2026, 07:01:46 PM »
I swear that the day before this guy got hit, I saw one of his videos and I thought to myself “ this guy is going to get run over “

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Re: Uncle Freddy got run over
« Reply #51 on: April 29, 2026, 08:42:37 PM »
I swear that the day before this guy got hit, I saw one of his videos and I thought to myself “ this guy is going to get run over “

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