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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2026, 06:25:09 PM »
Damn I guess his burrito gang supreme box logo shirts aren’t paying the bills anymore

he had outstanding balance
So Colllin have the same t-shirts, seven years by now, at least...

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2026, 06:39:17 PM »
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Which he delivered to himself

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2026, 11:10:35 PM »
That was short and sweet. Not too much to have to take in. I actually think Joey would have been good as a real estate agent. He seems to be social and smart enough to do it.

Not the best example but I know what he’s talking about but in the photography sense. I have been taking photos longer than I have skating and I have never really done it as a job cause I didn’t want that one art form to be ruined by trying to make money off of it. My corporate job that I have is enough for me to make photography a pure hobby which is why I like it to this day.
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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2026, 03:45:52 AM »
having a job is just like battling a trick!

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2026, 09:02:08 AM »
It is relevant to highlight Geoff Rowleys 2000 thrasher interview in any joey brezinski related topic. Last question, shots fired?





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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2026, 02:17:48 PM »
a friend's dad did the mailman thing for his whole career. i think all the crazy walking makes you pretty fit at first, but eventually it fucks you up. his hips and knees were toast by the time he retired.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2026, 10:08:58 PM »
This shit is wack as fuck.

Jenkem's really desperate for content

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2026, 11:32:42 PM »
a friend's dad did the mailman thing for his whole career. i think all the crazy walking makes you pretty fit at first, but eventually it fucks you up. his hips and knees were toast by the time he retired.

Don't know where you are based but most I've seen are on bikes these days. 

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #38 on: April 08, 2026, 03:37:44 AM »
It is relevant to highlight Geoff Rowleys 2000 thrasher interview in any joey brezinski related topic. Last question, shots fired?



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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #39 on: April 08, 2026, 04:54:07 AM »
I wonder if he will start drinking heavily, wallow in misanthropy and misogynistic horniness, write many novels and poems which will be well regarded by many, but often maligned by critics and literary snobs as being lowbrow, have his alter-ego fuck Faye Dunaway in a feature film starring Mickey Rourke, die of leukaemia and have one of the greatest gravestones of all time?
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #40 on: April 08, 2026, 05:54:21 AM »
I wonder if he will start drinking heavily, wallow in misanthropy and misogynistic horniness, write many novels and poems which will be well regarded by many, but often maligned by critics and literary snobs as being lowbrow, have his alter-ego fuck Faye Dunaway in a feature film starring Mickey Rourke, die of leukaemia and have one of the greatest gravestones of all time?
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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #41 on: April 08, 2026, 08:38:02 AM »

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #42 on: April 08, 2026, 03:46:27 PM »
There's a skater in the scene here who's right wing who has told me that he used to DM with Joey Brezenski and they'd complain and make jokes together about how "liberals were taking over skateboarding" and they'd chum out together on their similar right wing ideals. Suddenly him being such good chums with Paul Hart makes a lot more sense.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #43 on: April 08, 2026, 03:54:05 PM »
I couldn't tell you a single trick Paul Hart has done.
At least Brezinski had a defined lane.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #44 on: April 08, 2026, 04:34:14 PM »
There's a skater in the scene here who's right wing who has told me that he used to DM with Joey Brezenski and they'd complain and make jokes together about how "liberals were taking over skateboarding" and they'd chum out together on their similar right wing ideals. Suddenly him being such good chums with Paul Hart makes a lot more sense.


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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #45 on: April 08, 2026, 05:08:05 PM »
Fuck any Trump losers but good for him for getting a job.  Dunno how it’s a story but still.  Also, him wanting to do the equivalent of ‘getting a thrasher cover’ in the post office is so fuckin dumb.  Not everything has to relate to skating.  Just be true to yourself that you wanted to detach from the hellscape of skateboarding for a job and live a normal life and enjoy skating for what it is like most people.  It’s ok.  Not everything has to be some fuckin mountain to climb in a deluded aspirational life challenge. 

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #46 on: April 08, 2026, 05:19:11 PM »
He was initially ashamed of having a real legit  job...but not ashamed of whatever the hell his  'skate career' has been post cliche?? 

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #47 on: April 08, 2026, 05:37:29 PM »
Good on him getting a job, but it’s probably because he can’t milk skateboarding anymore. All he has is Splay flow and some D-rate energy drink sponsor. Dude didn’t really hang it up. No teams wanted him and he didn’t have enough money to start another shitty, wack company that few people would support.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #48 on: April 09, 2026, 05:09:15 AM »
It's still manual labor.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #49 on: April 09, 2026, 06:31:53 AM »
Jenkem scraping the bottom of the mailbag.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #50 on: April 09, 2026, 07:23:22 AM »
Heard this guy was moving that white girl b4 this.. what happed? .. good for him.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #51 on: April 09, 2026, 07:31:53 AM »
Heard this guy was moving that white girl b4 this.. what happed? .. good for him.
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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #52 on: April 10, 2026, 11:41:46 AM »
This video stoked me!! Glad to see him doing well, taking pride in his work, and still has that board control. JB Smoove!

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #53 on: April 10, 2026, 12:56:35 PM »
This video stoked me!! Glad to see him doing well, taking pride in his work, and still has that board control. JB Smoove!

lol, you directly PM’d me asking to see clips because I talked shit on Joey B???? I thought you were an actual hater not some kook standing up for the leather beaver, geez dude I almost feel bad calling you a fucking loser
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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #54 on: April 10, 2026, 01:01:47 PM »
There's a skater in the scene here who's right wing who has told me that he used to DM with Joey Brezenski and they'd complain and make jokes together about how "liberals were taking over skateboarding" and they'd chum out together on their similar right wing ideals. Suddenly him being such good chums with Paul Hart makes a lot more sense.

These right wingers love to rag on the government but will take a government job and benefits without flinching.  It's not socialism if it benefits them.  Same with all the PPP Loans people took during Covid.  Bunch of hypocrites. 

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #55 on: April 10, 2026, 01:36:32 PM »
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This video stoked me!! Glad to see him doing well, taking pride in his work, and still has that board control. JB Smoove!
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lol, you directly PM’d me asking to see clips because I talked shit on Joey B???? I thought you were an actual hater not some kook standing up for the leather beaver, geez dude I almost feel bad calling you a fucking loser

Correct. I didn't care for your post. So let's see them clips. Poser.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #56 on: April 10, 2026, 01:48:19 PM »
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This video stoked me!! Glad to see him doing well, taking pride in his work, and still has that board control. JB Smoove!
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lol, you directly PM’d me asking to see clips because I talked shit on Joey B???? I thought you were an actual hater not some kook standing up for the leather beaver, geez dude I almost feel bad calling you a fucking loser
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Correct. I didn't care for your post. So let's see them clips. Poser.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #57 on: April 10, 2026, 01:58:11 PM »
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This video stoked me!! Glad to see him doing well, taking pride in his work, and still has that board control. JB Smoove!
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lol, you directly PM’d me asking to see clips because I talked shit on Joey B???? I thought you were an actual hater not some kook standing up for the leather beaver, geez dude I almost feel bad calling you a fucking loser
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Correct. I didn't care for your post. So let's see them clips. Poser.
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He didn't have to, I wrote a letter on his behalf.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #58 on: April 10, 2026, 02:11:26 PM »
fuck that guy

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #59 on: April 10, 2026, 02:29:23 PM »
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This video stoked me!! Glad to see him doing well, taking pride in his work, and still has that board control. JB Smoove!
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lol, you directly PM’d me asking to see clips because I talked shit on Joey B???? I thought you were an actual hater not some kook standing up for the leather beaver, geez dude I almost feel bad calling you a fucking loser
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Correct. I didn't care for your post. So let's see them clips. Poser.

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