biggest industry grifters claiming to be pro skateboarders

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jeffwon song

who else?

[h00man]

Tim Stool

[GardenSkater77]

Atiba Applebottom leveraged team manager at Vans to a free trip home to Colorado Springs and a signature shoe and clothing line. That’s some 3D chess grifting.

[Justis]

Milksnake

[Sandwich Marty]

Cab
Hosoi
Gino
Jeron
Crob
Hawk
Richie Jackson
Mitchie Brisko
John Hill
@Isuck
Bam (although I think his handlers are mostly to blame at this point)

[Chalupa]

Jason Ellis sucks. All he does is bitch about “woke” and has a boards on a company made by a bald-fuck culture vulture who gets people to write articles based on SLAP threads. I wish everyone involved with the Boonies died from COVID.

A lot of the old heads need to hang it up. Reissues are fine, but they don’t need new decks every drop for filming BS 50-50s in a bowl.

[Jort250]

To be fair, I think Nordberg went pro shortly after though for Sovrn

http://youtu.be/lvddDg_DB2I?si=8VdpsGAd8niHOIqH

[lowline]

i hate like 90 percent of the vlogger/instagram reels people. lamont holt is pretty bad.

also who's that maga looking prick with the blockish head that was on nyjah huston's board company for a minute and now makes vlogs? to his credit he's actually pretty good on a board. (oh yeah.. cole hosman)

[cum]

Tyshawn

[MonsPubis]

Tyshawn

I second this

[Copers]

Dune is the biggest grifter out there right now

[lowline]

ultra cringe

[123]

Guy on the left

[Candied cigarettes]

Guy on the left

Explain? Seems like he’s just a homie that they like having on the session

[sfa]

Saying Tony Hawk is wild.

He's one of the only guys from that generation that's actually giving back and contributing to skateboarding.

Meanwhile, you got islamaphobe and fake ass christian, Steve Cab still getting paid.

[Daxion]

Brent Atchley is grifting all over the place in P-Town. He is taking people's donations and claiming to be rehabilitating people but instead he just cashes checks and cool guys everyone. He has made over 100 grand and all he has done is order pizza, have some hippy "sound baths" and make social media posts. Meanwhile if you try to get some help all he does is give you the cold shoulder and cool guy you unless you are part of his friend group.

All you have to do is follow the links to check the receipts. Total fraud:

https://justice.oregon.gov/Charities/Charity/GetCharityReport?rptId=703327950

https://justice.oregon.gov/Charities/Charity/GetCharityReport?rptId=1013836217

[Chalupa]

Saying Tony Hawk is wild.

He's one of the only guys from that generation that's actually giving back and contributing to skateboarding.

Meanwhile, you got islamaphobe and fake ass christian, Steve Cab still getting paid.

Plus, he’s still skateboarding. Obviously, he’s not in his prime, but older dudes who are still on the board aren’t grifters.
Having a name on a deck while not putting out footage or even stepping on a skateboard is grifting.

[Sandwich Marty]

[layzieyez]

Berra. He’s been a tick on the back of skateboarding for too long.

[TwisT]

It's me, and you won't believe how much I've made.

[Atiba Applebum]

Berra. He’s been a tick on the back of skateboarding for too long.

An engram on the Thetan

[TastyBurrito]

Atiba Applebottom leveraged team manager at Vans to a free trip home to Colorado Springs and a signature shoe and clothing line. That’s some 3D chess grifting.

His brother, Aiko, also being a creative director at Vans probably helped make it all come true.

[Style Police]

Tim Stool

Correct answer.

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

Not Doug Brown. The man is the real deal Holyfield.

[PalaceButtPlug]

jesse alba

[Cuban_Lynx]

Was it Dan Pageau who set up a GoFundMe to retire from skateboarding? Looks like he's a preacher now. El Toro really fucked him up, haha.

"Daniel Vincent Pageau is a former world-class professional skateboarder from Canada. Dan is the current President of One Love Ministries Canada"

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^damn lol

[DONT_CARE]

Was it Dan Pageau who set up a GoFundMe to retire from skateboarding? Looks like he's a preacher now. El Toro really fucked him up, haha.

"Daniel Vincent Pageau is a former world-class professional skateboarder from Canada. Dan is the current President of One Love Ministries Canada"

holy shit thats wild

[GoneWithTheSchwinn]

Todd Falcon

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starting a church and making a gofundme for retirement from world-class professional skateboarding is exactly what this thread is about hell ya!