Age Gap relationships and the "Rules"

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"In Parks and Recreation (Season 2, Episode 23, "The Master Plan"), Tom Haverford explains the "half your age plus seven" rule to Andy Dwyer to determine the minimum acceptable age for a romantic partner."

Does anyone actually use this? Also what is "acceptable" to you? Does it matter when you're both adults?
Not Cab and Half Cab?

[TastyBurrito]

Personally, while I think it's creepy that a 50 year old can date a 20 year old, so long as it doesn't come off as the older individual groomed the younger individual, then it's none of my concern.

[Atiba Applebum]

"In Parks and Recreation (Season 2, Episode 23, "The Master Plan"), Tom Haverford explains the "half your age plus seven" rule to Andy Dwyer to determine the minimum acceptable age for a romantic partner."

Does anyone actually use this? Also what is "acceptable" to you? Does it matter when you're both adults?
Not Cab and Half Cab?

I think you know if you’re doing something sketchy or meeting someone in a normal adult way that you don’t need to do any equations about it.

Doing the math myself I just think thats def the basement age I’d ever think to go and even then…

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

If you're a 'lone wolf' 45 year old human who has never had kids, go for it?

My dad was 45 dating a lady who was 22...when I was 15.
imo its 100% because of immaturity/narcissism in the older individual

if you wanna have consensual lawful sex, have sex. Bringing the young baaaytch to the important family events (or even work events, if you have a career) is a hollow man tactic. You just look weird and displaying that you're bleeding internally.

[Scarecrow Radio]

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[GnarAlarm]

I briefly dated a 19 year old girl when I was 30. We met at a bar so I assumed she was at least 21.
She must have had a convincing fake ID cause she was always going to bars or stopping to buy beers on the way over.
Age just didn't come up for a few weeks, but then one night she was at my house and we were looking for a movie to watch...

Me - Have you seen Army of Darkness?
Her - Never heard of it
Me - Never even heard of it??
Her - Nope, is it new?
Me - Oh no, it came out back in (googles movie) 92
Her - Ha! That's the year I was born!
Me -

We watched Army of Darkness and I made something up about having an early morning the next day and she left.
Next day I called her and broke it off. It'd only been a few weeks so she didn't take it too badly.
In retrospect I realized she never understood any of my references to the 90s' and earlier, and she liked a lot of shit I'd never heard of, bands and stuff that were popular with teens in the early 00s. Also I was never asked to go to her place...turns out that's cause she lived with her parents and siblings.

Until I met my fiance I always made sure to confirm the ages of women I met, haha.
Not really interested in anyone more than 5 years younger or older than me.

[Chalupa]

Not really interested in anyone more than 5 years younger or older than me.

4-5 year is what I consider an acceptable age gap for dating, but anyone 30-50 is fair game for hooking up.

Until I hit 25, 1-2 years was the most I was willing to accept. It just felt predatory to go for anyone younger than that.

[Anderdingus]

Not a big deal at all I'm not into it now but you might catch me in some SEA country when I'm in my 60s just Mercilessly buying 19 yo pussy

[Shapelessness]

Not a big deal at all I'm not into it now but you might catch me in some SEA country when I'm in my 60s just Mercilessly buying 19 yo pussy

i think the thread can now be locked.

[j....soy.....]

My mom graduated at the school where my dad taught in June, they were married in October, and my sister was born in May…..

[childhood]

My mom graduated at the school where my dad taught in June, they were married in October, and my sister was born in May…..

lol my parents both used to work for the city at the MUNI building. Dad was getting over a divorce, was 2 decades older, and my mom was his secretary.

They're still married now though, and get along well, so it's whatever. Def think I got at least dinged a bit with some light autism or something, since he was in his 50s when I was born.

[Sincerity]

Not a big deal at all I'm not into it now but you might catch me in some SEA country when I'm in my 60s just Mercilessly buying 19 yo pussy

Your application to Edgelord has been received.

[ChuckRamone]

What about this situation?

[sharkjumper]

Netflix is on it. https://www.netflix.com/title/81779095

[alien porkchop]

What about this situation?

she is hot.

the real question is how many degrees of seperation do you need to be to date a relative?

[RoaryMcTwang]

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What about this situation?

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she is hot.

the real question is how many degrees of seperation do you need to be to date a relative?

I’ll never no think of Donnie Azoff first when this comes up.

[Democratic Republic Of Mongo]

Don’t even worry about it. Girls want May-December relationships at least as much as guys do.

[Cuban_Lynx]

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Your application to Edgelord has been received.

Anthony Kiedis managed the 60yo/19yo age gap stateside.

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

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Your application to Edgelord has been received.

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Anthony Kiedis managed the 60yo/19yo age gap stateside.

So he's basically having sex with someone the same age of his son, who is 18.
Totally lawful, socially acceptable, i'd bet most men wish they could do it.

[HeavyAndExpensive]

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Your application to Edgelord has been received.

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Anthony Kiedis managed the 60yo/19yo age gap stateside.

What a loving embrace

[Emo jimmy]

"In Parks and Recreation (Season 2, Episode 23, "The Master Plan"), Tom Haverford explains the "half your age plus seven" rule to Andy Dwyer to determine the minimum acceptable age for a romantic partner."

Does anyone actually use this? Also what is "acceptable" to you? Does it matter when you're both adults?
Not Cab and Half Cab?

Your avatar with this thread sketches me out

[Anderdingus]

You can be into personality and all that but if your a guy that's just into pussy you can't deny prime pussy is 18-25 so that's what your gonna go for if you can get it

Now me I like the whole package I'm not just a pussy monster

[GnarAlarm]

Hey quick question is it possible for me to delete someone else's comment?

[WashingtonNECKTIE]

Slap been on an odd one recently

I hope that young woman has any idea where Kiedis has been. Probably more sanitary to lick the sidewalk than have any sexual contact with him.

[Resin]

It does look like she's eyeing the exits