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Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« on: May 12, 2026, 06:28:05 PM »


stoked for @Pine, really enjoyed this episode and thought it deserved it's own thread

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2026, 06:56:36 PM »
I hate to be that dude but





PINE took money from fascists

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2026, 07:06:17 PM »
Now the thread is multiple flippers. What inspires pine we might ask.


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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2026, 07:40:33 PM »
Just when people were warming up to him, he traded it in for 3K Rubles



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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2026, 08:44:15 PM »


stoked for @Pine, really enjoyed this episode and thought it deserved it's own thread



Damn, looks like he should have koolaid stained lips

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2026, 09:23:13 PM »
Rip nine club jesus

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2026, 11:12:27 PM »
Just when people were warming up to him, he traded it in for 3K Rubles




How dare you forget the free night at a hotel!

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2026, 06:04:48 AM »
Just when people were warming up to him, he traded it in for 3K Rubles




There's probably like 10 people in the world that give a shit about that. And they all post on slap. Unfortunately the haters are always louder than the fans. Keep tappin that ass Pine

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2026, 06:44:22 AM »
Rip nine club jesus

“Today we have a special, special, special… we have Jeff De Cesare today”.

Just when people were warming up to him, he traded it in for 3K Rubles



This raises the intriguing question: is 3k a bag?

Jokes aside: Pine seems like a decent guy, so judging him on one poor decision seems a bit harsh no
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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2026, 06:48:02 AM »
I swear, he skated one lame ass event. Y’all act like he sucked pools dick and told his followers to hail trump.

Who do all yall work for? Surely it must be ethical equatable non profits with no zero racist idiots in leadership.

Biggest smut on his name is prolly his relationship with ____ that he never cleared up.
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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2026, 07:02:04 AM »
LOL WUT

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2026, 07:02:43 AM »
Nice to see he wore his least moldy hat for the big interview.

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2026, 07:06:55 AM »
So I know that a lot of you are blissfully unaware of whats going on in the world beyond your friend/family group, this is for yall--

There is a group of people who are avidly working to change our way of life. These are people who are selling off natural resources by the mile, dream of privatizing water, limiting the rights of anyone not white, and gutting every service under the purpose of "saving money" all while helping another group of people who don't even live here to kill another group of people who don't even live here. These people tend to enjoy their hats being red. 

My brother is deployed to IRAN, Tarriffs have made getting my medication impossible, our healthcare shitstem is a joke, GAS IS FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS/GAL, and shits just getting more expensive. I have a vested interest in what's going on and I'm going to let you know: Pine fucked up.

Pine has helped make this possible by participating in a marketing event to bring anti-awareness of whats going on up here ^ to help spread the message that "this is just for skating" meanwhile its working to soften politically agnostic people like yourselves who "keep politics out of things" meanwhile you see your father and mother actively voting against their own interests out of "patriotic duty." 

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2026, 07:12:58 AM »


If you fuck with Tim Pool in any way you've disqualified yourself as a human being worthy of attention for a minimum of five years.

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2026, 07:13:19 AM »
Jokes aside: Pine seems like a decent guy, so judging him on one poor decision seems a bit harsh no

Not when the decision in question is "I'm going to knowingly work with an alt-right propagandist". He came on here and acknowledged he knew all about Tim Pool, but he still decided a couple grand and a comped hotel room were more important than distancing himself from the kind of bullshit Pool spews out. That's not one poor decision, that displays lack of character.

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2026, 07:16:41 AM »
So I know that a lot of you are blissfully unaware of whats going on in the world beyond your friend/family group, this is for yall--

There is a group of people who are avidly working to change our way of life. These are people who are selling off natural resources by the mile, dream of privatizing water, limiting the rights of anyone not white, and gutting every service under the purpose of "saving money" all while helping another group of people who don't even live here to kill another group of people who don't even live here. These people tend to enjoy their hats being red. 

My brother is deployed to IRAN, Tarriffs have made getting my medication impossible, our healthcare shitstem is a joke, GAS IS FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS/GAL, and shits just getting more expensive. I have a vested interest in what's going on and I'm going to let you know: Pine fucked up.

Pine has helped make this possible by participating in a marketing event to bring anti-awareness of whats going on up here ^ to help spread the message that "this is just for skating" meanwhile its working to soften politically agnostic people like yourselves who "keep politics out of things" meanwhile you see your father and mother actively voting against their own interests out of "patriotic duty."

Not disagreeing with your assessment here (I wouldn’t place the blame solely on maga republicans), but I figured someone with a brother in the military would have a little more grace for people making poor choices under the promise of financial independence.

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2026, 07:35:49 AM »
Jokes aside: Pine seems like a decent guy, so judging him on one poor decision seems a bit harsh no

He knew exactly what he was doing, he was called out on here and said he doesn't care.

Not that he's any kind of celebrity, but he does have some kind of a following and he just showed those kids that it's OK to support neo-nazis.

I don't think it's harsh to disrespect him for that.

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2026, 07:49:46 AM »
valid points. he fucked up
Just seems like it’s so much more energy for him than anyone else

Didnt Nb donate a bunch of money to trump the same time they were taking over skating?

Literally just googled this but Phil knight is prominent  republican donor. Are yall boycotting them? The people who skate for them?

I can’t claim to know but it seemed like that event had no real impact.
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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2026, 08:09:10 AM »
valid points. he fucked up
Just seems like it’s so much more energy for him than anyone else

Didnt Nb donate a bunch of money to trump the same time they were taking over skating?

Literally just googled this but Phil knight is prominent  republican donor. Are yall boycotting them? The people who skate for them?

I can’t claim to know but it seemed like that event had no real impact.

Nike donates to both sides of the isle. Phil Knight recently turned up his personal donations to republicans which is why he was in the news. That was the last straw for me and I no longer buy or support anything Nike related. But I should have done that years ago if I’m being honest. Same with NB.

As the saying goes: “If 9 people sit down at a table with 1 Nazi without protest, there are 10 Nazis at the table.”

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2026, 08:17:08 AM »
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So I know that a lot of you are blissfully unaware of whats going on in the world beyond your friend/family group, this is for yall--

There is a group of people who are avidly working to change our way of life. These are people who are selling off natural resources by the mile, dream of privatizing water, limiting the rights of anyone not white, and gutting every service under the purpose of "saving money" all while helping another group of people who don't even live here to kill another group of people who don't even live here. These people tend to enjoy their hats being red. 

My brother is deployed to IRAN, Tarriffs have made getting my medication impossible, our healthcare shitstem is a joke, GAS IS FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS/GAL, and shits just getting more expensive. I have a vested interest in what's going on and I'm going to let you know: Pine fucked up.

Pine has helped make this possible by participating in a marketing event to bring anti-awareness of whats going on up here ^ to help spread the message that "this is just for skating" meanwhile its working to soften politically agnostic people like yourselves who "keep politics out of things" meanwhile you see your father and mother actively voting against their own interests out of "patriotic duty."
[close]

Not disagreeing with your assessment here (I wouldn’t place the blame solely on maga republicans), but I figured someone with a brother in the military would have a little more grace for people making poor choices under the promise of financial independence.

3k is financial independence?

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2026, 08:20:22 AM »
Dorks mad at a dork for hanging with other dorks



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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2026, 08:36:20 AM »
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So I know that a lot of you are blissfully unaware of whats going on in the world beyond your friend/family group, this is for yall--

There is a group of people who are avidly working to change our way of life. These are people who are selling off natural resources by the mile, dream of privatizing water, limiting the rights of anyone not white, and gutting every service under the purpose of "saving money" all while helping another group of people who don't even live here to kill another group of people who don't even live here. These people tend to enjoy their hats being red. 

My brother is deployed to IRAN, Tarriffs have made getting my medication impossible, our healthcare shitstem is a joke, GAS IS FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS/GAL, and shits just getting more expensive. I have a vested interest in what's going on and I'm going to let you know: Pine fucked up.

Pine has helped make this possible by participating in a marketing event to bring anti-awareness of whats going on up here ^ to help spread the message that "this is just for skating" meanwhile its working to soften politically agnostic people like yourselves who "keep politics out of things" meanwhile you see your father and mother actively voting against their own interests out of "patriotic duty."
[close]

Not disagreeing with your assessment here (I wouldn’t place the blame solely on maga republicans), but I figured someone with a brother in the military would have a little more grace for people making poor choices under the promise of financial independence.
[close]

3k is financial independence?
It's not bad for just playing a game of skate

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2026, 08:55:42 AM »
Dorks mad at a dork for hanging with other dorks a lower than vermin cunt and his buddies

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2026, 10:02:21 AM »
Pine fits? WHACK
Pine tricks? WHACK
Pine moral center? WHACK

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2026, 10:12:32 AM »

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2026, 10:21:05 AM »
The only possible (but super weak) defense for jumping in the nazi Pool would be that he’s a very dumb guy, which would make him a bad choice for a guest.

But as Loveparked points out he admitted to knowing what he was doing. So fuck you Jeff Dechesare!

And fuck you Nine Club!




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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2026, 10:36:56 AM »
Pine fits? WHACK
Pine tricks? WHACK
Pine moral center? WHACK

Me? I'm tight as FUCK

I would have totally forgiven him if he won it, grabbed the mic and shouted "FUCK DONALD TRUMP FUCK PUTIN FUCK THE PROUD BOYS FUCK MAGA FUCK HOMOPHOBES FUCK RACISTS AND MOST OF ALL FUCK TIM POOL!"
*mic drop*
*slow motion walk out of building, lights cigarette and puts on sunglasses as the building explodes behind him*
*...also he planted explosives in the building at some point...*

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2026, 10:58:54 AM »
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Pine fits? WHACK
Pine tricks? WHACK
Pine moral center? WHACK
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Me? I'm tight as FUCK

I would have totally forgiven him if he won it, grabbed the mic and shouted "FUCK DONALD TRUMP FUCK PUTIN FUCK THE PROUD BOYS FUCK MAGA FUCK HOMOPHOBES FUCK RACISTS AND MOST OF ALL FUCK TIM POOL!"
*mic drop*
*slow motion walk out of building, lights cigarette and puts on sunglasses as the building explodes behind him*
*...also he planted explosives in the building at some point...*

What would lead anyone to believe pine gives one solitary shit about anything substantial. Guy is a driveway skater from a New Jersey suburb. 

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2026, 11:02:08 AM »
It's funny you guys were saying his career was over after tim pool but he just ends up on the nine club after lol

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Re: Pine on nine club (Jeff DeChesare)
« Reply #29 on: May 13, 2026, 11:04:42 AM »
I figured someone with a brother in the military would have a little more grace for people making poor choices under the promise of financial independence.

TLDR: Pine said "i'm just doing it for a bag." Not everyone does armed services work for the money.

A week before my brother went to staging, he carried a grown man actively overdosing down 3 flights of stairs because 2 ems workers couldn't lift their gurney/whatever through the small apartment stairways. My brother has performed emergency aid to people who were just shooting at him. My brother has had to tell families terrible news. 

My brother cares about people and thought he could effect change through his actions. He's been doing it since early 00s. He's been through many administrations. OIF, OEF, GWOT, EPIC Fury. He's seen terrible, terrible leaders make terrible soldiers and doesn't want to leave because he's finally at a point where he believes he can exude a modicum of good beneath the behemoth that is (training people to) making things increasingly terrible.

It's funny you guys were saying his career was over after tim pool but he just ends up on the nine club after lol
since when is being on the 9 club a career you fucking dimwit, fuckin mark oblow was on there wgaf