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What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?

Bagel
Biscuit
Croissant
English Muffin
French Toast/Brioche
Hamburger Bun
Kaiser Roll
Sliced Bread (wheat, white, rye, etc)

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What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« on: May 17, 2026, 08:56:20 AM »
Provide a ranking of your top 3
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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2026, 09:55:43 AM »
1. Biscuit (US)
2. English Muffin
3. The actual breakfast item as bread -- waffle, pancake, French toast etc

Not in order but biscuit gets the edge because if biscuits and gravy is on the menu, it's non negotiable.

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2026, 10:03:59 AM »
1. Scone, Ameri-biscuit alternate substitution
2. Croissant
3. Sliced bread

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2026, 10:54:14 AM »
Most often, I eat bagels because of the simplicity and something I feel I could eat everyday if needed.

My favorite is probably the biscuit and gravy but it has to be really good and probably still wouldn’t eat it more than once a week. Also great to use for breakfast sandwiches. Biscuits are not something I’d bother making myself so it’s what I often order if I go out.

Croissant is up there for similar reasons to bagels but more of a mess, don’t keep long at all and I hate when they crumble up when you try to cut them to use for a sandwich so not as versatile.

Shout out to waffles as a breakfast/desert within itself but I’m not trying to make those everyday but a good treat when I do.

Sometimes, a simple slice of of bread is great to eat with some butter, bacon and eggs but I haven’t bought any in a long time since no one in my family really likes basic sandwiches with sliced bread.

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2026, 12:13:14 PM »
Biscuit
Croissant
Bagel

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2026, 12:25:12 PM »
Biscuit has highest ceiling but also lowest floor.
Bagel will give you a double double every night, but raisin bagel is the best bagel. (Doesn’t play well with breakfast sandwich ingredients.)
Brioche is good but hard to find.

I might be going fresh tortilla here. But is a burrito a sandwich?


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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2026, 12:26:22 PM »
Biscuit has highest ceiling but also lowest floor.
Bagel will give you a double double every night, but raisin bagel is the best bagel. (Doesn’t play well with breakfast sandwich ingredients.)
Brioche is good but hard to find.

I might be going fresh tortilla here. But is a burrito a sandwich?

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2026, 01:27:56 PM »
Shout out to waffles as a breakfast/desert within itself but I’m not trying to make those everyday but a good treat when I do.
Do it! Not exaggerating, it is my breakfast every single day. For years. I don't mean 2 or 3 years. I'm talking a decade now, maybe more. I use the Kodiak protein cakes mix and stir in a lot of healthy stuff. Throw it in a waffle maker. Top with dark chocolate and almond butter. On weekends I make pancakes in a cast iron but still same mix.

I get that some people don't want waffles every damn day but I'm also not trying to imagine this sort of person.

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2026, 02:42:10 PM »
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Shout out to waffles as a breakfast/desert within itself but I’m not trying to make those everyday but a good treat when I do.
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Do it! Not exaggerating, it is my breakfast every single day. For years. I don't mean 2 or 3 years. I'm talking a decade now, maybe more. I use the Kodiak protein cakes mix and stir in a lot of healthy stuff. Throw it in a waffle maker. Top with dark chocolate and almond butter. On weekends I make pancakes in a cast iron but still same mix.

I get that some people don't want waffles every damn day but I'm also not trying to imagine this sort of person.
It’s just a long process for me since I need to make them for the whole family. One waffle at a time means I cut them into four and we each eat a quarter at a time and by the time I make enough, it’s usually at least an hour.

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2026, 04:23:00 PM »
1. Bagel
2. regular bread
3. Biscuit

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2026, 05:13:29 PM »
Most of these choices make poor sandwiches….the fact you’re trying to stick an egg in there and expect to eat it with your hands make it even worse….

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2026, 05:57:59 PM »
1. English muffin
2. croissant
3. Sourdough
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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2026, 06:12:37 PM »
Sliced bread - not toasted
Croissant
Muffin

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2026, 07:09:40 PM »
1. Biscuit
2. Croissant
3. English muffin

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2026, 10:06:57 PM »
Pork roll, egg and cheese. On a Kaiser Bun.
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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2026, 11:43:53 PM »
Bagel Bagel Bagel

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2026, 05:55:36 AM »
1. Croissant
2. Bagel
3. English muffin

Croissant is my favorite flavor and texture wise, but can fall apart and get a little messy
Bagel has a nice flavor, keeps it's structure, but is so dense it becomes the dominant texture in the sandwich.
English muffin is a good mix of flavor, texture and density. Jack of all trades, master of none.

Special shout out to Texas Toast.

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2026, 06:24:36 AM »
Pepperidge Farm makes a nice oatmeal bread. And their 15 grain is also yum.

I’m almost always eating one cup cooked oatmeal for breakfast. With a cut up apple, raisins, craisins, some powdered ginger and cinnamon.

If I don’t eat the oatmeal, I end up skipping breakfast because the morning isn’t the best time for me to think about what I eat and the next thing I know, I’m starving and eating a bag of chips for lunch or something else ridiculously unhealthy.

Also, my wife knows to steer clear from me or my poor kids who also inherited the same Jekyll and Hyde change when we’re hungry. Starving me doesn’t have a working human brain and instead only a reptilian brain who just might literally bite your head off.


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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2026, 06:27:21 AM »
It's definitely bagel and I learned some people in the south and West Coast never had a real bagel, just the store bought shits

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2026, 06:36:25 AM »
Breakfast bread

1. Bagel (bakery)
2. Biscuit
3. English muffin

Breakfast sandwich bread

1. Biscuit
2. English muffin
3. Bagel --- i don't need there to be a hole in the middle of my sandwich, that's the only criticism

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2026, 10:42:41 AM »


NOOKS & CRANNIES
Fried egg with canadian bacon and cheddar but the secret ingredient is a shmear of cream cheese.
It's so goated above the rest that a ranking is unnecessary.

...and bagel ?!?!
yall eat your soup with a fork, too?


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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2026, 10:46:07 AM »

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2026, 10:52:52 AM »


NOOKS & CRANNIES
Fried egg with canadian bacon and cheddar but the secret ingredient is a shmear of cream cheese.
It's so goated above the rest that a ranking is unnecessary.

...and bagel ?!?!
yall eat your soup with a fork, too?


Says the guy who says the best breakfast sandwich bread is an omelette.

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #23 on: May 19, 2026, 11:17:44 AM »
It should go without saying that homemade or fresh bakery made is best. Bread out of a plastic bag is the food equivalent of plastic trucks.

Never yet saw a bakery selling hot, fresh out the oven english muffins. Maybe in Actual London?

…and what is this non-toasting silliness? Crusty or gtfo.


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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #24 on: May 19, 2026, 11:38:27 AM »
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NOOKS & CRANNIES
Fried egg with canadian bacon and cheddar but the secret ingredient is a shmear of cream cheese.
It's so goated above the rest that a ranking is unnecessary.

...and bagel ?!?!
yall eat your soup with a fork, too?

[close]

Says the guy who says the best breakfast sandwich bread is an omelette.

Are we debating breakfast sandwich ingredients now?


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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #25 on: May 19, 2026, 12:44:11 PM »
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NOOKS & CRANNIES
Fried egg with canadian bacon and cheddar but the secret ingredient is a shmear of cream cheese.
It's so goated above the rest that a ranking is unnecessary.

...and bagel ?!?!
yall eat your soup with a fork, too?

[close]

Says the guy who says the best breakfast sandwich bread is an omelette.
[close]

Are we debating breakfast sandwich ingredients now?

Okay you start. What is bread

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #26 on: May 19, 2026, 01:34:52 PM »
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NOOKS & CRANNIES
Fried egg with canadian bacon and cheddar but the secret ingredient is a shmear of cream cheese.
It's so goated above the rest that a ranking is unnecessary.

...and bagel ?!?!
yall eat your soup with a fork, too?

[close]

Says the guy who says the best breakfast sandwich bread is an omelette.
[close]

Are we debating breakfast sandwich ingredients now?
[close]

Okay you start. What is bread

I understand my confusion now.
I thought you were criticizing my sandwich ingredients by calling them an omelette.

Like a bagel you’re missing the important part of my post.
Did you not see my giant gif of an English Muffin and the bolded supremacy of nooks & crannies?


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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #27 on: May 19, 2026, 01:38:19 PM »
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NOOKS & CRANNIES
Fried egg with canadian bacon and cheddar but the secret ingredient is a shmear of cream cheese.
It's so goated above the rest that a ranking is unnecessary.

...and bagel ?!?!
yall eat your soup with a fork, too?

[close]

Says the guy who says the best breakfast sandwich bread is an omelette.
[close]

Are we debating breakfast sandwich ingredients now?
[close]

Okay you start. What is bread
[close]

I understand my confusion now.
I thought you were criticizing my sandwich ingredients by calling them an omelette.

Like a bagel you’re missing the important part of my post.
Did you not see my giant gif of an English Muffin and the bolded supremacy of nooks & crannies?

Ohh i thought that was a picture of a recipe called Nooks and Crannies that consisted of fried egg, bacon and cheese, and you were referring to this egg-cheese cake thing as your entire top three.

Back to eating soup with a fork for me I guess.

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
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NOOKS & CRANNIES
Fried egg with canadian bacon and cheddar but the secret ingredient is a shmear of cream cheese.
It's so goated above the rest that a ranking is unnecessary.

...and bagel ?!?!
yall eat your soup with a fork, too?

[close]

Says the guy who says the best breakfast sandwich bread is an omelette.
[close]

Are we debating breakfast sandwich ingredients now?
[close]

Okay you start. What is bread
[close]

I understand my confusion now.
I thought you were criticizing my sandwich ingredients by calling them an omelette.

Like a bagel you’re missing the important part of my post.
Did you not see my giant gif of an English Muffin and the bolded supremacy of nooks & crannies?
[close]

Ohh i thought that was a picture of a recipe called Nooks and Crannies that consisted of fried egg, bacon and cheese, and you were referring to this egg-cheese cake thing as your entire top three.

Back to eating soup with a fork for me I guess.

Enjoy your soup however you like, I didn’t need to insult bagel breaders, I was just too deep in these nooks & crannies like they were trenches, total fog of war mishap.
I didn’t even notice you were the one pointing out bagel’s main flaw.

Breakfast sandwich ingredients is a fair tangent tho, especially if they interact with the bread in a special way.


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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #29 on: May 19, 2026, 05:48:50 PM »
This thread is not gonna work if you don't clarify what you consider to be bread, what you consider to be a sandwich, and what you consider to be breakfast (what you consider 'best' couldn't be more clear).

Bread is the stuff that you slice, yeah? That whole grain stuff that can be varying degrees of brown (or white, if you want to treat yourself on a sunday), and that's really fresh ideally (as in; not in fucking plastic). That's bread?

A sandwich is two pieces of bread, and in between there's stuff, yeah?

Breakfast is eating after you get up, between 07:00 and 10:00 normally, yeah?

Working from that I'd have to say two slices of brown bread that has been baked anywhere between 2 days and 0 seconds from the time that I eat it.

A bagel? Not a thing that you really slice, as in 'a slice of bread'. You have bagel shops; that's not a thing for bread. You don't have a 'bread shop'. You have a bakery, where they make bread and some other stuff that is not bread, but that's not really a 'shop'; it's a bakery. And you don't eat a bagel at breakfast, unless you're a dick. And a bagel sandwich doesn't really sound right. Not breakfast sandwich bread.
A baguette (any size)? Closer, but not enough to constitute 'bread'. Definitely not if it's white. I understand why some people would call a whole grain baguette 'bread', but that's as far as my sympathy goes. Also, baguettes at breakfast? A regular breakfast?! Are you Mary Antoinette or something? Not breakfast sandwich bread.
A French baguette (any size)? That's the same as a baguette. Not breakfast sandwich bread.
A Kaiser Bun? That's basically the same thing as a small baguette. Not breakfast sandwich bread.
A roll (or whatever British people call them)? That's just air. Not breakfast sandwich bread.
A croissant? Pastry. Not breakfast sandwich bread.
A slice of sourdough bread, or anything fancy and a little more difficult to make like that? It's technically bread, in that you slice it, so I'll give it a pass. But it's not something that you eat for breakfast. It's more of an afternoon/lunch thing, unless you're a dick. So, fuck the pass. Not breakfast sandwich bread.
Anything else (pancakes, waffles, scones, muffins, and whatever the fuck. Fucking biscuits?!)? It isn't bread. It isn't something that you make a sandwich with. It isn't something that you eat at breakfast. Not breakfast sandwich bread.
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