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What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?

Bagel
Biscuit
Croissant
English Muffin
French Toast/Brioche
Hamburger Bun
Kaiser Roll
Sliced Bread (wheat, white, rye, etc)

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Llewellyn Moss

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2026, 05:34:24 AM »
Bro all he asked in the poll was what is the best breakfast sandwich bread lmao that's it

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2026, 06:42:12 AM »
Everyone having a nice time in this thread until ThatIsNotBreakfastBread shows up

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2026, 07:09:00 AM »
it just needs to be fresh, its all primo
i miss living in germany. get your bread from the bakery instead of grocery store, way better

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2026, 05:42:19 PM »
Croissant

English Muffin (lately)

Bagel

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2026, 06:46:36 AM »
Bro all he asked in the poll was what is the best breakfast sandwich bread lmao that's it

A poll?! Oh, shit. Didn't see that. No, that's on me guys. Sorry....Well, I might as well come clean then: I was having a catch up with my mates Elis & John the whole day yesterday, during a really long ass drive. And my mate John likes to be really, really pedantic about the rules when we play games and stuff to pass the time (it's equal parts him being genuinely a bit of prick and him really leaning into it for comedic effect). Anyway, I finally got home, got a little bit high and just kicked back with the Slap messageboards (waiting for Match of the Day to start). Meanwhile I'd forgotten that not everyone in the world knows my mate John, and I thought it was a good idea to just continue the great banter on this messageboard, without my mates. So I saw this thread and saw an oppurtunity for some classic John-ing that in my state of mind then was bound to be hilarious and maybe even contribute to everyone having a great time. I failed guys. I failed myself, my mates and you. I'm choosing a Kaiser bun; simple, bit of a crunch and substance, works with everything.

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2026, 04:40:47 PM »
Cheese heads in the filling thread got me thinking that asiago ciabatta would make an insane breakfast sandwich. Puffy and crusty and cheesy and with plenty of air holes to soak up sauce and egg and yumminess.

Only downside: it’s foo-foo. I don’t care. Gimmie that bougie bacon egg n cheese. (and avocado)


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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #36 on: May 21, 2026, 08:47:53 PM »
Two Pancake or one big pancake folded over cut in half so there is a clean edge when he sandwich is all done

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #37 on: May 21, 2026, 10:58:57 PM »
Never yet saw a bakery selling hot, fresh out the oven english muffins.

oakland's got em.

also, i know it's technically a breakfast burrito, but still feel tortillas should be included in this conversation.
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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #38 on: May 22, 2026, 01:51:10 PM »
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Never yet saw a bakery selling hot, fresh out the oven english muffins.
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oakland's got em.

also, i know it's technically a breakfast burrito, but still feel tortillas should be included in this conversation.
I mean, tortilla is basically just unleavened bread.

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #39 on: May 22, 2026, 02:37:29 PM »
Breakfast Burrito =/= Breakfast Sandwich
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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #40 on: May 22, 2026, 03:32:46 PM »
It’s unrelated to the topic but since it’s been mentioned a few times, just gotta say I used to live right by the Original Original Tommy’s but that whole time, I never knew they made breakfast burritos. Once I figured it out and tried one, it was over. They actually make one of the best breakfast burritos around. Sausage patty, egg, hash brown patty, cheese and filled in with their chili. Delicious.

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #41 on: May 22, 2026, 07:29:37 PM »
Every time I look at this thread I get way too hungry.


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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #42 on: May 22, 2026, 09:03:57 PM »
Sourdough.
1,2,3 are all sourdough.
For breakfast sandwiches? Sourdough!

Cmon

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #43 on: May 25, 2026, 11:49:18 AM »
Breakfast Burrito =/= Breakfast Sandwich


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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #44 on: May 26, 2026, 09:24:07 AM »
this got me missing the country breakfast crunchwrap

is a quesadilla closer to a sandwich or burrito
Wow sorry, didn't realise I was dealing with a sick cunt here

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich bread?
« Reply #45 on: May 26, 2026, 09:46:39 AM »
this got me missing the country breakfast crunchwrap

is a quesadilla closer to a sandwich or burrito

Quesadilla is in the same family as pizza. Round flatbread with cheese as the main topping, folded or cut into wedge-shaped slices.

 Taxonomists once hypothesized that the quesadilla shared a common ancestor with the muffaletta, but most modern evolutionary trees place the muffaletta firmly in the lunchmeat clade alongside hoagies and clubs.


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