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Choose your ultimate breakfast sandwich fighter!

Bacon, duh!
9 (28.1%)
Sausage… Ditka… Bearssss….
0 (0%)
Avocado, baby.
7 (21.9%)
Canadian bacon, eh?
1 (3.1%)
Carnitas, mang!
1 (3.1%)
It’s easy being cheesy
7 (21.9%)
I love beans, hey hEy HeY!
1 (3.1%)
Taters, precious!
0 (0%)
Hail SEITAN!
0 (0%)
Egg only, 13” slappy trucks.
4 (12.5%)
Peanut, peanut butta!
0 (0%)
Steak, slim!
1 (3.1%)
Peppers, onions, tomatoes
0 (0%)
Too many choices; I’m going back to plain buttered toast.
0 (0%)
It’S HAAAM!
1 (3.1%)

Total Members Voted: 19

Voting closed: May 21, 2026, 02:50:55 PM

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Had to do it. Then realized there are way too many options. Now I’m eating egg, peanut butter and kimchi on a glazed doughnut.


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Bacon is the only acceptable answer here. Even people who don't eat pork for religious or health reasons can't deny bacon.

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Glaringly missing from the list is Taylor Ham (or pork roll for folks in south jersey). Even makes bacon look weak by comparison.

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What's Canadian bacon? Is that just bacon? Then I'll go for bacon.

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What's Canadian bacon? Is that just bacon? Then I'll go for bacon.

Sorry, my bad. Didn't see the first option there. Bacon. Unless Canadian bacon is some form of nicer bacon. Then that one.

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Can you put ass on a breakfast sandwich? If so my answer is ass

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How are there six posters above me and only three votes??

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Ooh, you make a convincing case!

…as for Taylor Ham/Pork Roll, I’m just now learning about it, so now I have an excuse to eat MORE BREAKFAST SANDWICHES.



(…as if I needed an excuse. Heh.)


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Ooh, you make a convincing case!

…as for Taylor Ham/Pork Roll, I’m just now learning about it, so now I have an excuse to eat MORE BREAKFAST SANDWICHES.



(…as if I needed an excuse. Heh.)

If you can’t get Taylor ham where you are you can have it shipped in from NJ. https://jerseyporkroll.com/cats/taylor-ham-or-taylor-pork-roll/

A proper pork roll sandwich is pork roll, egg and cheese salt pepper ketchup on a plain hard roll. Whether it’s called Taylor ham or pork roll depends on whether it’s off or on the sandwich. Taylor ham is the meat but the sandwich is a pork roll sandwich. Nah mean?

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich FILLING (besides egg of course)
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2026, 08:27:41 PM »
ARENT YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING???

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich FILLING (besides egg of course)
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2026, 09:33:55 PM »
important secondary question: what are you shoveling this all into/onto?
My vote is quality sourdough english muffin,
flour tortilla a close second but must be heated cold tortilla is sacrilege.

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich FILLING (besides egg of course)
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2026, 11:44:48 PM »
Bacon is the only acceptable answer here. Even people who don't eat pork for religious or health reasons can't deny bacon.

we absolutely can. isn't bacon carcinogenic?
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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich FILLING (besides egg of course)
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2026, 12:51:43 AM »
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What's Canadian bacon? Is that just bacon? Then I'll go for bacon.
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Sorry, my bad. Didn't see the first option there. Bacon. Unless Canadian bacon is some form of nicer bacon. Then that one.

Apparently Canadian bacon is taken from center cut pork loin
Its taste is unique and this disc form is my favorite... fits an english muffin perfectly.


"Bacon" comes from pork belly


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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich FILLING (besides egg of course)
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2026, 03:45:33 AM »
important secondary question: what are you shoveling this all into/onto?
My vote is quality sourdough english muffin,
flour tortilla a close second but must be heated cold tortilla is sacrilege.

There's a lively, and completely clear/understandable, poll thread on this already. That's where this thread spawned from. Don't mix it up man, stay focussed.

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich FILLING (besides egg of course)
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2026, 10:32:15 AM »
If I make the bacon (NUESKES), it'll be perfectly cooked. Crispy, with a slight chew.

If I'm in a pinch on the road, it'll most likely be a sausage patty
You all getting spoon fed a comfortable place.

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich FILLING (besides egg of course)
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2026, 10:59:38 AM »
Bacon egg and cheese on Kaiser roll salt  pepper mayo hot sauce please

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich FILLING (besides egg of course)
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2026, 12:09:11 PM »
needs cheese

protein choice changes day to day, usually sausage is first choice

honestly egg is fairly low on the list, idk sometimes eggs trip me out
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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich FILLING (besides egg of course)
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2026, 01:32:51 PM »
Sausage, hashrowns is actually a good one too….drop that patty in there..

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich FILLING (besides egg of course)
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2026, 03:13:51 PM »
I'm not a vegan but eating meat in the morning is kinda crazy to me

But bacons cool

I just eat grits with sugar n jelly

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich FILLING (besides egg of course)
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2026, 04:11:06 PM »
Cheese
Actually a "best cheese" thread would be neat

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich FILLING (besides egg of course)
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2026, 07:38:52 PM »
the correct answer is "a taco"

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich FILLING (besides egg of course)
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2026, 08:06:26 PM »
How appropriate the poll is closed and I missed it.

Just like real breakfast.  :(
Thanks y’all. It’s been fun.

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich FILLING (besides egg of course)
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2026, 10:54:25 PM »
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important secondary question: what are you shoveling this all into/onto?
My vote is quality sourdough english muffin,
flour tortilla a close second but must be heated cold tortilla is sacrilege.
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There's a lively, and completely clear/understandable, poll thread on this already. That's where this thread spawned from. Don't mix it up man, stay focussed.

hahah really??!! thank you, gotta admit that search did not occur to.me.

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich FILLING (besides egg of course)
« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2026, 03:34:21 AM »
Bacon is the only acceptable answer here. Even people who don't eat pork for religious or health reasons can't deny bacon.

Agreed and I like fucking love pigs bro we had a pet one when we were kids it’s name was Lilly she had a good life man we didn’t eat her

I used to go and collect the eggs and she would staunch me and get in the chook yard and push the chooks out of the way and eat all the eggs real quick and make snuffling noises

My favourite breakfast sandwich is just bacon eggs on toast. Idk why people don’t poach eggs all the time I do it daily and it’s not hard just boil water but not to rolling boil add a little vinegar and make a whirlpool drop the egg in and wait 3 minutes
I realise that at a restaurant they will use glad wrap to make it look perfect but who gives a fuck about that - it still tastes the same
Poached eggs are delicious
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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich FILLING (besides egg of course)
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2026, 03:35:21 AM »
Cheese
Actually a "best cheese" thread would be neat

Do it
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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich FILLING (besides egg of course)
« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2026, 01:03:02 PM »
Poached eggs are the best. Soft boiled isn't bad tho.

Just cheese for me

Got sconed and had cinnamon raisen bread, egg, pepper jack, jalapeno jam. It was delicious. Never made it again tho so who knows sounds good

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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich FILLING (besides egg of course)
« Reply #27 on: May 26, 2026, 05:21:34 PM »
Poached eggs are the best. Soft boiled isn't bad tho.

Just cheese for me

Got sconed and had cinnamon raisen bread, egg, pepper jack, jalapeno jam. It was delicious. Never made it again tho so who knows sounds good

Heh. “Got sconed”  8)


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Re: What is the best breakfast sandwich FILLING (besides egg of course)
« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2026, 05:57:42 PM »
Bacon is the only acceptable answer here. Even people who don't eat pork for religious or health reasons can't deny bacon.
i dont know what the fuck is wrong with me
I can eat bacon, sausage and cooked hotdogs (boiled give me the pukes) but cant eat pork in any other form and it fucking sucks cause pulled pork smells like fucking heaven in a sandwich
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