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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #30 on: June 01, 2026, 02:25:40 PM »
I think everyone is forgetting Andrew Allen as a possibility. Yes, he's on Hockey and not FA but same camp

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2026, 02:32:06 PM »

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #32 on: June 01, 2026, 03:10:04 PM »
100% bearle, he has been wearing the t-shirts in clips on his instagram stories for months now

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2026, 07:26:21 PM »
Did they formally squash the beef?
Like a god damned smash burger!
But you already knew that before you asked.

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #34 on: June 01, 2026, 08:12:22 PM »
I think everyone is forgetting Andrew Allen as a possibility. Yes, he's on Hockey and not FA but same camp

Pants 2 slim for AA

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #35 on: June 01, 2026, 08:47:02 PM »
Dane (founder) had a semi recent podcast where he said former can’t afford to really do anything. Someone had asked if a local Ventura surfer would join the team and Dane essentially said “that’d be great but we can’t like fly him anywhere or do anything for him”.

I understand there’s more money in surfing than skating but, whoever joins, ain’t doing it for the check

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #36 on: June 01, 2026, 09:10:29 PM »
Nobody is on a board sponsor for the check anymore. Dunno anything about anything though, I thought Gillette was riding for some Russian joint, Rassvet or something.

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #37 on: June 01, 2026, 09:13:17 PM »
Berles stance. Stood next to him once. Identical...

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #38 on: June 01, 2026, 09:24:40 PM »
Former teasing relevancy? Former resurgence? Were they ever surged really to start. Time will tell

Must be asleep at the wheel. The content has been sick. Austyn, Jake and Myles? Dope. Pants are nice.

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #39 on: June 01, 2026, 09:31:58 PM »

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #40 on: June 01, 2026, 09:35:58 PM »
All I wanna know is who’s nuts are going on the vise this time

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #41 on: June 01, 2026, 09:45:15 PM »
From their story lookin like it’s Jake


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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #42 on: June 01, 2026, 10:01:33 PM »
It’s Elijah Berle. I know because I am him

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #43 on: June 01, 2026, 10:09:44 PM »
Nobody is on a board sponsor for the check anymore. Dunno anything about anything though, I thought Gillette was riding for some Russian joint, Rassvet or something.

Good thing former isn’t a board brand

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #44 on: June 01, 2026, 10:53:31 PM »
Elijah let’s go!!!!

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #45 on: June 02, 2026, 05:47:43 AM »

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #46 on: June 02, 2026, 06:11:51 AM »
Maybe Now He Will Wear Pants That Fit Him
"Dark Waters" on Amazon.


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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #47 on: June 02, 2026, 06:23:10 AM »
Maybe Now He Will Wear Pants That Fit Him

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #48 on: June 02, 2026, 06:23:31 AM »
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Former teasing relevancy? Former resurgence? Were they ever surged really to start. Time will tell
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Must be asleep at the wheel. The content has been sick. Austyn, Jake and Myles? Dope. Pants are nice.

I have one t shirt. Good fit and nice thick collar, screen printed, cheap fabric tho. Really rough and thin cotton. And thats a deal breaker for me.

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #49 on: June 02, 2026, 06:24:12 AM »
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His pants are touching the shoes in that photo.

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #50 on: June 02, 2026, 06:25:32 AM »
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His pants are touching the shoes in that photo.

I'm looking at page 2. Stop living in the past.

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #51 on: June 02, 2026, 06:26:41 AM »
Sorry. The future is near.

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #52 on: June 02, 2026, 07:00:57 AM »
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His pants are touching the shoes in that photo.
When you crouch is the actual position when you decide if the pants are flooded or not.

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #53 on: June 02, 2026, 07:27:51 AM »
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His pants are touching the shoes in that photo.
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When you crouch is the actual position when you decide if the pants are flooded or not.
Good criteria. Homie is definitely waiting for Noah's Ark Pt. 2. Best waves you could get right there

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #54 on: June 02, 2026, 07:48:12 AM »
official announcement:
https://www.formermerchandise.com/pages/premiere-page?_kx=X0DElJW9rqloN1UeTohDWnHkxmhVpc7sDcxjY-vWW8s.TEk4uh

Maybe Now He Will Wear Pants That Fit Him
For the time being. It’s going to be a couple drops from now but they’re working on shorter inseams.

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #55 on: June 02, 2026, 07:51:29 AM »
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Maybe Now He Will Wear Pants That Fit Him
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Flood Pants Guy Gets On Flood Pants Guy's Pants Brand And You Won't Believe What Happens Next
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His pants are touching the shoes in that photo.
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When you crouch is the actual position when you decide if the pants are flooded or not.
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Good criteria. Homie is definitely waiting for Noah's Ark Pt. 2. Best waves you could get right there
So Sorry For The Confusion, I Was Actually Referring To The Moose Knuckle He's Got Going On At All Times
"Dark Waters" on Amazon.


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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #56 on: June 02, 2026, 08:00:09 AM »
remember that Larry Perkins tape where hes calling a skater asking if he wanted to ride for a new clothing company called TAPs: Tight Ass Pants

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #57 on: June 02, 2026, 08:03:59 AM »
Someone please take away the white socks from Berle Haggard
AW YEAH

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #58 on: June 02, 2026, 08:12:13 AM »
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Nobody is on a board sponsor for the check anymore. Dunno anything about anything though, I thought Gillette was riding for some Russian joint, Rassvet or something.
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Good thing former isn’t a board brand


Ah, thank you, I am a confused old man.

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Re: Former teasing new rider
« Reply #59 on: June 02, 2026, 09:20:30 AM »
Have fun milking the last few years of your career on former