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Illegal Civ Update
« on: June 02, 2026, 06:55:47 PM »
from the most recent YouTube video

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2026, 08:42:35 PM »
riveting

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2026, 08:58:20 PM »
T’is the era of reboots, but is the world fully ready for Illegal Civ 2.0?!?

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me… You think you got me?

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2026, 09:04:13 PM »
It’s funny how much better off skating is without this dude. Davonte gets to film his friends , Zach saraceno is still killing it , and we haven’t had to see Kevin white or those mid 90s kids in years. Only way it could be better is if that Pastel creep Mikey had to get some minimum wage job and be humbled.
Tim pool is a Nazi and pine loves him

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2026, 10:06:08 PM »
T’is the era of reboots, but is the world fully ready for Illegal Civ 2.0?!?

😂😂💯

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2026, 10:13:05 PM »
T’is the era of reboots, but is the world fully ready for Illegal Civ 2.0?!?

Illegal Civ 3.0 is what we need.  Like the three sides of a Dorito

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2026, 10:49:18 PM »
Mikey Alfred I know your ass is reading this - don’t come by Oxnard skatepark anymore bro ur not welcome

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2026, 05:05:52 AM »
probably still sanding off the old graphics

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2026, 06:17:21 AM »
you think enough time has passed since the mikey crashout that casual fans don't remember?

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2026, 06:23:31 AM »
you think enough time has passed since the mikey crashout that casual fans don't remember?

There were fans?

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2026, 06:38:36 AM »
Aoh no, not this shit again...

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2026, 06:54:22 AM »
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you think enough time has passed since the mikey crashout that casual fans don't remember?
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There were fans?

Realistically, yeah, just like Rip N ' Dip.
Or like with the ice cream rerelease, there's tons of TK fans upset in the comments, hes not part of the roll out.
Most people aren't tapped in, and probably even more people don't care; they just like the thing, person, logo.

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2026, 07:10:36 AM »
Mikey Alfred I know your ass is reading this - don’t come by Oxnard skatepark anymore bro ur not welcome
I guarantee that nobody is trying to go to Oxnard on their own volition. 

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2026, 07:16:55 AM »
Mikey Alfred I know your ass is reading this - don’t come by Oxnard skatepark anymore bro ur not welcome
Mikey was good in his hood until yesterday evening

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2026, 07:18:40 AM »
oh no! anylways


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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2026, 09:25:25 AM »
Mikey Alfred I know your ass is reading this - don’t come by Oxnard skatepark anymore bro ur not welcome

He doesn’t skate and is a rich jackass. Why would he go to Oxnard skatepark or the City of Oxnard lol

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2026, 09:37:30 AM »
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Mikey Alfred I know your ass is reading this - don’t come by Oxnard skatepark anymore bro ur not welcome
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He doesn’t skate and is a rich jackass. Why would he go to Oxnard skatepark or the City of Oxnard lol


To see the bull testicle’s the city is named after

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2026, 09:40:20 AM »
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you think enough time has passed since the mikey crashout that casual fans don't remember?
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There were fans?

They were weirdly popular, I met a 21 year old girl on a flight from London once who was super hyped on illegal civ but knew nothing of skating otherwise , I assumed that was probably the case for a lot of people her age.
Tim pool is a Nazi and pine loves him

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2026, 09:43:42 AM »
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you think enough time has passed since the mikey crashout that casual fans don't remember?
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There were fans?
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They were weirdly popular, I met a 21 year old girl on a flight from London once who was super hyped on illegal civ but knew nothing of skating otherwise , I assumed that was probably the case for a lot of people her age.

But that’s gotta be like Odd Future periphery shit, right?   Like buying a Wu-Disciples or Killarmy cd

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2026, 11:23:54 AM »
IC is dumb. Mikey sucks. Fool can't even kickflip
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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2026, 12:33:24 PM »
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you think enough time has passed since the mikey crashout that casual fans don't remember?
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There were fans?

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2026, 01:39:32 PM »
probably still sanding off the old graphics

 fuck you

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2026, 02:15:12 PM »
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you think enough time has passed since the mikey crashout that casual fans don't remember?
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There were fans?
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Jonah Hill

I’m no ic fan, but Godspeed has like 7 million views. They def had fans.

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Re: Illegal Civ Update
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2026, 03:05:39 PM »
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you think enough time has passed since the mikey crashout that casual fans don't remember?
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There were fans?
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Jonah Hill

I'd be down for a little Hillegal Civ drop