Okay, while we're at it with the association story thing, the first time I saw prairie dogs at a zoo, there were five of them, all reeeeaaally cute. But then they got a little jumpy when a female crawled out of her cave. They chased her and caught her and then all five of them raped her while I was watching. Thats my take on prairie dogs.
Later that day I also got bit by a monkey because I stuck my finger in his cage (Getting bit by a monkey feels like biting an apple, just that you are the apple) and I also touched the penguins and the zookeeper therefore threatened to throw me out the zoo.
I never got any diseases from the ape bite by the way, but I sure was worried because it was one of those monkeys from the outbreak movie.