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need some advice
« on: November 23, 2008, 10:44:47 PM »
Ok...

today is my 23rd birthday!
Thats cool and all... but its on a fucking monday.
i've already taken tuesday off of work, so thats covered.
My only plans for the night are going to a mexican resturant and get shitty drunk. Like pass out on a street corner and wake up covered in puke and piss drunk.

Anything else I should do?
A few friends said they're coming, but I have this gut feeling they're going to ho me out.
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Re: need some advice
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2008, 10:46:49 PM »
have a girl put her digits in your bum then poo on her
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Re: need some advice
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2008, 11:05:14 PM »
be depressed that you're one day closer to death.
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Re: need some advice
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2008, 11:06:41 PM »
your whole style is fucking pathetic. i hope you get fucking raped by a male spanish bartender tomorrow, and then wake up on the corner of a martin luther king named street full of condoms up your ass.
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Re: need some advice
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2008, 03:29:38 AM »
fuck til your dick falls off.
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Re: need some advice
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2008, 10:25:53 AM »
happy bday son! just have fun! go skate and get shattered. My 23 was lame i think, but i don't really remember. 22 was ok, i got laid all niht and ate acid for teh next week though.
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Re: need some advice
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2008, 10:28:52 AM »
Happy Birthday. Maybe get some hookers?
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Re: need some advice
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2008, 10:52:20 AM »
watch out 23 can be a fucked up year.
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Re: need some advice
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2008, 11:15:58 AM »
"where ever you go, there you are"

and

"Go Fuck Yourself"
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Re: need some advice
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2008, 11:16:34 AM »
I'd recommend drinking some absinthe...tripping out...then blacking out.
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Re: need some advice
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2008, 01:15:51 PM »
Go to Chuck E. Cheeese
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Re: need some advice
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2008, 01:21:11 PM »
go skating!
and do your best/worst to try and hook up with a bar slut. aside from that i can't help you out.
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Re: need some advice
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2008, 01:48:48 PM »
Quote from: paraquat on November 24, 2008, 10:52:20 AM
watch out 23 can be a fucked up year.

its funny you say that, 22 was by far the best year of my life and 23 was by far the worst.
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Re: need some advice
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2008, 01:51:39 PM »
I agree with 23 being awful.  and 22 was really really good
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Re: need some advice
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2008, 05:58:07 PM »
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Re: need some advice
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2008, 06:12:10 PM »
Get drunk and do coke off some girls tits
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Re: need some advice
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2008, 07:59:32 PM »
Quote from: n0torious on November 23, 2008, 10:50:55 PM
Get the fuck off the internet and do something.


Word. But have fun.
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Re: need some advice
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2008, 08:54:02 PM »
an ideal birthday for me would include sex. ive never had sex on a birthday im pretty sure. the girl i dated for the last 2 birthdays was a bitch, and had the sex drive of a married 50 year old. but if 22 is as good as you guys are saying, i am looking forward to january.

anyways, have sex. and happy birthday.
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