The Self-Critique Thread

[Landshark]

I started coming on here to make a few e-pals.  Lord knows I care too much about my reputation, and lose sleep when I have a poor rep.  A couple of mean spirited(?) pals have capitalized upon this by kooking me and causing me more pain*.  I seem to be turning into the new Gatoraids  .  I wish I could stop caring, but all my real friends started punching me a while ago and we haven't spoken since.


A couple of people have sent mean PMs which cause me to literally cry.


I also know that I post a bit much, but I really try to contribute.  My parents have locked me in my room for the past 4 days now as punishment, and I have nothing better to do.


I feel out of touch with the industry and feel that I don't have the insider scoop that many of the posters have.  Everybody seems to be faster and sharper than me.  For the record my IQ is 76.


These are all things that I need to improve on.


I don't really fit in here and have inadvertantly managed to piss alot of people off even though I never say anything offensive.  Do you guys think I should stop posting and leave this thread entirely?  I don't want to bother people.


Any other self evaluations?










*Although I know complaining about my rep annoys the pals, they don't understand this because their reps are high and they have nothing to complain about.

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I started coming on here to make a few e-pals.  Lord knows I care too much about my reputation, and lose sleep when I have a poor rep.  A couple of mean spirited(?) pals have capitalized upon this by kooking me and causing me more pain*.  I seem to be turning into the new Gatoraids  .  I wish I could stop caring, but all my real friends started punching me a while ago and we haven't spoken since.


A couple of people have sent mean PMs which cause me to literally cry.


I also know that I post a bit much, but I really try to contribute.  My parents have locked me in my room for the past 4 days now as punishment, and I have nothing better to do.


I feel out of touch with the industry and feel that I don't have the insider scoop that many of the posters have.  Everybody seems to be faster and sharper than me.  For the record my IQ is 76.


I don't really fit in here and have inadvertantly managed to piss alot of people off even though I never say anything offensive.  Do you guys think I should stop posting and leave this thread entirely?  I don't want to bother people.


Any other self evaluations?










*Although I know complaining about my rep annoys the pals, they don't understand this because their reps are high and they have nothing to complain about.

you're not vegan shawn

[Cthulhu!]

You can't be serious.

[Landshark]

You can't be serious.

I am.   Where's your painfully honest self critique?

i dont really get this?

Its supposed to be a forum where uses self critique/evaluate themselves in the context of the Slap Forums.

[ahlee]

i dont really get this?

[CeeyMar]

I just sent you a nice PM so you better cheer up young man!
Or else I will keep you in your room for 7 more days and i'll give you 3 extra spankings a night.

Hate Love

Momma Landshark

[TheKarmessiah]

lolz slap is fun. as jeezy i was one of the most loved/hated posters on here. that was like last year. i was an emotional wreck. now here i am after i swore off ever coming here again. funny huh? i dont know why people keep kooking you. maybe its your desperate cries for acceptance? jeezy was opinionated. but one thing jeezy dd not do was beg for acceptance. he was a trapstar. why am i refering to him in 3rd person? who knows. the point is, fuking say what you gotta say, but dont get butt hurt when you get kooked. atleast dont post about it. look at COTG. he just doesnt give a fuk. he says, look at me, i dont care. i can nollie heel noseslide curbs, AND switch tre munchkin 5 stairs. I AM the shit. we all know hes really not, but does he let that stop him? no.

karm

[CigaretteBeer]

what is the difference between drugs and alcohol?
drugs are stupid.
I just dont like them
theyre a placebo
my ex is a drug addict
what is he on?
weed.
you consider that a drug addict?
yeah

[ccc333]

its the fucking internet, who cares?

[Brandon]

why be critical of myself when landshark practically begs for it? 

fuck this topic and fuck your avatar, landshark.

[MexicanSpaniard]

I never even noticed LandShark until he cried in confessions about his rep. I put him back at 0 and now he's at -4. That's just how it goes when you're 12 and posting here.

[ChildoftheGhetto]

lolz slap is fun. as jeezy i was one of the most loved/hated posters on here. that was like last year. i was an emotional wreck. now here i am after i swore off ever coming here again. funny huh? i dont know why people keep kooking you. maybe its your desperate cries for acceptance? jeezy was opinionated. but one thing jeezy dd not do was beg for acceptance. he was a trapstar. why am i refering to him in 3rd person? who knows. the point is, fuking say what you gotta say, but dont get butt hurt when you get kooked. atleast dont post about it. look at COTG. he just doesnt give a fuk. he says, look at me, i dont care. i can nollie heel noseslide curbs, AND switch tre munchkin 5 stairs. I AM the shit. we all know hes really not, but does he let that stop him? no.

karm

HAHA you're an idiot. I guarantee you're nowhere near as good as i am at skateboarding.

[Landshark]

It's a vicious circle: the lower my rep gets, the more I get depressed and complain.  The more I complain, the lower my rep gets.  Ocasionally, it brings me to tears.  You Slap Pals have an unimaginable power: you can drastically determine my happiness with the press of a button.  I may leave this forums soon if my rep dropps to low, you guys are pretty pissed at me, and it is so stressfull for me being on here.

[TheKarmessiah]

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lolz slap is fun. as jeezy i was one of the most loved/hated posters on here. that was like last year. i was an emotional wreck. now here i am after i swore off ever coming here again. funny huh? i dont know why people keep kooking you. maybe its your desperate cries for acceptance? jeezy was opinionated. but one thing jeezy dd not do was beg for acceptance. he was a trapstar. why am i refering to him in 3rd person? who knows. the point is, fuking say what you gotta say, but dont get butt hurt when you get kooked. atleast dont post about it. look at COTG. he just doesnt give a fuk. he says, look at me, i dont care. i can nollie heel noseslide curbs, AND switch tre munchkin 5 stairs. I AM the shit. we all know hes really not, but does he let that stop him? no.

karm

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HAHA you're an idiot. I guarantee you're nowhere near as good as i am at skateboarding.

ok? and i give a fuk? my dik is still bigger

[ChildoftheGhetto]

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lolz slap is fun. as jeezy i was one of the most loved/hated posters on here. that was like last year. i was an emotional wreck. now here i am after i swore off ever coming here again. funny huh? i dont know why people keep kooking you. maybe its your desperate cries for acceptance? jeezy was opinionated. but one thing jeezy dd not do was beg for acceptance. he was a trapstar. why am i refering to him in 3rd person? who knows. the point is, fuking say what you gotta say, but dont get butt hurt when you get kooked. atleast dont post about it. look at COTG. he just doesnt give a fuk. he says, look at me, i dont care. i can nollie heel noseslide curbs, AND switch tre munchkin 5 stairs. I AM the shit. we all know hes really not, but does he let that stop him? no.

karm

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HAHA you're an idiot. I guarantee you're nowhere near as good as i am at skateboarding.

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ok? and i give a fuk? my dik is still bigger

Can i get a "no homo"?

[Landshark]

I never even noticed LandShark until he cried in confessions about his rep. I put him back at 0 and now he's at -4. That's just how it goes when you're 12 and posting here.

I'm 21, I just have the emotional capacity of a 12 year old.

If you guys really want me to leave, I will leave when my rep gets into the double negs.  Or if I keep getting nasty PMs.

[ahlee]

cotg has been in mad mag's and vids yo.

[busey]

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I never even noticed LandShark until he cried in confessions about his rep. I put him back at 0 and now he's at -4. That's just how it goes when you're 12 and posting here.

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I'm 21, I just have the emotional capacity of a 12 year old.

you still live with your parents and get grounded. LAWL@URLIFE
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

[Landshark]

why be critical of myself when landshark practically begs for it? 

fuck this topic and fuck your avatar, landshark.

Coward.  Afraid to criticize yourself, so you attack an easy target who's emotionally unstable and fragile just to be a dick.

How about you admit your weakness's and things you need to improve on?  Or is that impossible for somebody who's perfect?

[City of Drunken Totems]

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I never even noticed LandShark until he cried in confessions about his rep. I put him back at 0 and now he's at -4. That's just how it goes when you're 12 and posting here.

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I'm 21, I just have the emotional capacity of a 12 year old.

If you guys really want me to leave, I will leave when my rep gets into the double negs.  Or if I keep getting nasty PMs.

Dude forget about it, its only the interenet ya dig? What everyone on here has to say will in no way affect your life... until you start gettin dicks photoshopped in your mouth... then you should leave.

[MexicanSpaniard]

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I never even noticed LandShark until he cried in confessions about his rep. I put him back at 0 and now he's at -4. That's just how it goes when you're 12 and posting here.

[close]

I'm 21, I just have the emotional capacity of a 12 year old.

[close]

you still live with your parents and get grounded. LAWL@URLIFE
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

I gave him a gnar in case he was kidding and definitely in case he's 21 and grounded.

[no one you know]

Adult Friend Finder, they got your back there. Ass and tities, get in threesome and post about it, show all these bitches up.

[Guile]

FURBY!!!

[Landshark]

What am I supposed to do?  I can't stay out past the curfew or I get punished.  I'm locked in my room.  I always get grounded and punished.  I bought a bunch of new clothes but my parents threw them out because they didn't like them.  I have no real control over the direction of my life.  I'm not even allowed to leave the house or buy stuff I want because my parents took away all my money.

[jalopy james]

dude, if you're being serious, you need to get the fuck out of your house. get a job and a few bucks saved up so you and a buddy can get a place somewhere and just fucking pack up and leave. not hating on you for being 21 and still living with the rents, but that's just unnecessary.

by the way, what's this "rep" you constantly speak of?

[CeeyMar]

What am I supposed to do?  I can't stay out past the curfew or I get punished.  I'm locked in my room.  I always get grounded and punished.  I bought a bunch of new clothes but my parents threw them out because they didn't like them.  I have no real control over the direction of my life.  I'm not even allowed to leave the house or buy stuff I want because my parents took away all my money.

So if you lose your virginity are you parents gonna like find the chick and force her to give it back to you? Then ground you?

[Landshark]

This has turned into a critique me thread instead of a critique yourself thread.  Unlocked.