I would like to take this opportunity to formally apologize for being glossy and self-cheery, but, in my defense, I cheer at flatground backside flips and have been known to fap after viewing a well executed kickflip. All I can do is feebles and tre flips, so this was a monumentous occasion being the day I synthesized this trick by combining my entire bag of tricks into one. Now that I have successfully won skateboarding, seeing as I can never tre flip into a feeble and therefore my trick list has been completely expired, I am left to work on my true passion, competetive beard growing. It is the same reason Ted De Gros got dropped from his sponsors, because he decided to enter the beard growing pro circuit in hopes of reaching the high ranks as some other famous pro-bearders such as Jerry Garcia, Zeus, and Ernest Hemmingway. So I am sorry to say that this being my first post on the SLAP message boards will ultimately be my last. Farewell everyone, I will try to only remember the good times we had.