Speaking of a Rob Zombie tattoo...
My friend from Edmonton told me this story about this chick he knew who had a huge Danzig skull tattooed across her tits. She fuckin loved Danzig so much. I think her name was Jen, and they all called her Jenzig. In any case, she fuckin loved Danzig, and finally at one of the shows she made it backstage where she got to meet Danzig, and she was going on and on gushing about how much she loved him, telling him "Oh my god, I'm the hugest fan, like I love everything you've ever done, I love The Misfits, and Samhain and all your stuff as Danzig, and I think you're so awesome and I'm so happy that I got to meet you because I've wanted to meet you forever."
And she went on and on and when she finally stopped talking Danzig just said "So you gonna suck my fuckin cock, or what?"