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shittiest bands of our time
« on: May 21, 2009, 07:29:10 AM »
i realize there is a plethora of regular garbage mangle for young cats to eat up these days,
i am stuck listening to this fucking regular green day song for the entire summer it looks like
does the guy in that band try and sound like a person on purpose? when i was in like grade 4 dookie dropped, ill drop a dookie on that album. it was good for the time but these guys seriously need to pack it up moreso than mike V even.

i also hear this band nickleback. i think you wouldnt hear it in the states cause unfortunately they are canadian, and fucking BRUTAL. there is a video on youtube and it has two of their songs lined up overtop of eachother and the verses are at the exact legth point they both breakdown at the same spot and have the same chorus its so ridiculous.

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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2009, 07:34:47 AM »
i also hear this band nickleback. i think you wouldnt hear it in the states cause unfortunately they are canadian, and fucking BRUTAL. there is a video on youtube and it has two of their songs lined up overtop of eachother and the verses are at the exact legth point they both breakdown at the same spot and have the same chorus its so ridiculous.
you would be wrong about that. nickelback even got as far as australia. creed, too.

there are a bunch of bands that all blur together into an amorphous blob of shit and those are two of them

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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2009, 07:35:57 AM »
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i also hear this band nickleback. i think you wouldnt hear it in the states cause unfortunately they are canadian, and fucking BRUTAL. there is a video on youtube and it has two of their songs lined up overtop of eachother and the verses are at the exact legth point they both breakdown at the same spot and have the same chorus its so ridiculous.
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you would be wrong about that. nickelback even got as far as australia. creed, too.

there are a bunch of bands that all blur together into an amorphous blob of shit and those are two of them

Throw Collective Soul in that shit blob too. Same band.

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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2009, 07:36:14 AM »
And Bush.

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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2009, 07:51:45 AM »
god, how do people listen to the disaster that is nickelback


whilst pink and lady gaga are not strictly bands, the superlative shittiest is still applicable


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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2009, 07:53:57 AM »
ohh my god, if i have to hear another daughtry song, i will shoot myself
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2009, 08:17:24 AM »


cant hate on that

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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2009, 08:31:56 AM »
creed,nickleback,bush,collective soul, cranberries, coheen cambria, and so many others..
fuck i have a headache just trying to remember

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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2009, 08:59:39 AM »
nickleback is a given, even my mom hates them
three days grace
disturbed
lincoln park
fall out boy
god smacker
all of these bands make me feel bad for society

i basically don't listen to anything new, and in the car I listen to am talk radio

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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2009, 09:34:04 AM »
Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, and all the other shit on those ringtone commercials.  It's making the world weaker and less respectable.

When aliens hear soundwaves from bands like Nickelback they think we are incapable of making diverse or complex (and/or non-repetitive) sounds.  They compare it to the songs of whales in the ocean and view them as the intelligent lifeforms of our planet.

there is a video on youtube and it has two of their songs lined up overtop of eachother and the verses are at the exact legth point they both breakdown at the same spot and have the same chorus its so ridiculous.

Please supply the link if you can.  I need to have it to send it to dumbfucks abroad.

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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2009, 09:51:31 AM »
this song earns nickel back the title still..

not sure how many people have heard it?






(You naughty thing)
You're ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty woman)
You shake your ass around for everyone
(You're such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb

You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2009, 10:26:23 AM »
creed
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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2009, 10:38:54 AM »
shit, it'd be easier to name the bands that aren't shitty.

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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2009, 10:58:06 AM »
creed,nickleback,bush,collective soul, cranberries, coheen cambria, and so many others..
fuck i have a headache just trying to remember

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.


...i agree with everyone else you listed, though.



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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2009, 11:59:19 AM »
Maybe not a band but KANYE WEST GETS THE BOZACK.  Oh and also co-signing that Nickelback makes want to clean my ears with a DeWalt drill. 

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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2009, 01:00:33 PM »
There is so much bullshit out there it would take forever to name all.
i think i was,anyways

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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2009, 01:05:02 PM »
ugh, nickleback is disgusting, all that shit that sounds like that is.

greenday is up there, shit like panic at the disco, girls like boys. absolute garbage. coal chamber...

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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2009, 01:24:11 PM »
as shitty as popular rock is now days whenever I look back to 99-02 era of nu metal i realize the music scene was even worse then

kid rock


korn


papa roach


limp bizkit


I had a laughing fit watching all these videos, oh how young and naive I was.




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« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2009, 02:22:43 PM »
I believe the worst band of all time is known as Brokencyde.  Look it up.

seriously?
they make my day so much better lmfao


sooo much second hand embaressment

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« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2009, 02:25:46 PM »
Sum 41

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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2009, 03:36:55 PM »
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I believe the worst band of all time is known as Brokencyde.  Look it up.
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seriously?
they make my day so much better lmfao


sooo much second hand embaressment

oh fuck me! what's wrong with people?

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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2009, 03:44:32 PM »
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creed,nickleback,bush,collective soul, cranberries, coheen cambria, and so many others..
fuck i have a headache just trying to remember
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naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.


...i agree with everyone else you listed, though.

agreed.

they aren't my favorite band or anything, but cranberries don't belong anywhere on that list.

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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2009, 03:48:11 PM »
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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2009, 06:01:32 PM »
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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2009, 06:12:01 PM »
ohh my god, if i have to hear another daughtry song, i will shoot myself
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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2009, 06:12:58 PM »
as shitty as popular rock is now days whenever I look back to 99-02 era of nu metal i realize the music scene was even worse then

Truth.

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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2009, 06:20:44 PM »
nickelback has the most closeted fan base. I dont think ive ever heard a single person admitting that they even casually enjoy a nickelback song, but somehow they get so much radio play

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« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2009, 06:26:29 PM »
When I used to work in finish carpentery this one dude started bringing a stereo to work and I would play cd's on it and one day he just started playing nickelback and says you like nickelback I fucking love that one song and starts singing to it as it starts playing. Prior to this he was talking for a week about the song always trying to remember the title.

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Re: shittiest bands of our time
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2009, 07:01:06 PM »
All these fucking gay bands kids at my school like:
The Devil Wears Prada
Avenged Sevenfold
Chiodos

They all rock the shirts and talk about how awesome the bands are. Then they go out and get guitars and try to imitate that sound so right now we've got about 6 or 7 shitty hardcore bands and only 1 good band that does a pretty good New Wave imitation
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« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2009, 07:14:00 PM »
Book them for an all ages show at your local VFW and blow the place up. Post photos please.
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