My neighborhood is under siege by a gang of turkeys. They’ll block traffic at the school drop off, get on your roof, fucking yell at you. It’s hilarious. The other night a big ass turkey decided to roost on my fence. Did not give a fuck about my dogs trying to eat it. I got home from work and poked it with a stick, it screamed, flew into my neighbors yard and crashed into some bushes. I have video of me approaching it, telling it to “get”, then it coos at me and takes a shit. Stopped filing before the poke. Was scared. I’ll try to upload it.
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