Author Topic: Strangest messages in your in box? (Read 3640 times)

vegan*shawn · « **on:** July 11, 2009, 05:50:17 PM »

What is the strangest thing someone has written or sent you?

vegan*shawn · « **Reply #1 on:** July 11, 2009, 05:52:07 PM »

Got this one today

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Take Bukowski out of your fucking signature.

Really random. Just wondering if other people get out of the blue strange messages sent to them?

gabekehoe · « **Reply #2 on:** July 11, 2009, 07:42:23 PM »

You hang with randy right? Your gunna think im a lier but this is brad staba. lol Would randy ever leave birdhouse??

sage · « **Reply #3 on:** July 11, 2009, 08:26:44 PM »

From Gest on my old account

"Who on here has told you that they like you???"

that fatass never did explain his creepy PM.

FACE! · « **Reply #4 on:** July 11, 2009, 08:30:44 PM »

Quote from: gabekehoe on July 11, 2009, 07:42:23 PM

You hang with randy right? Your gunna think im a lier but this is brad staba. lol Would randy ever leave birdhouse??

whats that in your signature? i know what it is but what show?

brent · « **Reply #5 on:** July 11, 2009, 09:15:29 PM »

Quote from: tonycoxhox on April 13, 2007, 03:14:27 AM

you are such a weirdo. really. i dont understand you.

the only cool thing about you is your no handed wall ride and the cloths you wear!!!!!!!!!!!

i still don't understand that one

skaterdavid · « **Reply #6 on:** July 11, 2009, 10:53:48 PM »

Quote from: Broken Dreams on March 31, 2009, 08:01:39 PM

Hey are you gay? I think I might be gay but I'm not sure, so I'm looking for other gay skaters on slap! Sorry if you aren't one, please don't be offended!

able · « **Reply #7 on:** July 11, 2009, 11:02:33 PM »

^ hey I got the same one too!

Quote from: Broken Dreams on March 31, 2009, 07:57:23 PM

Hey are you gay? I think I might be gay but I'm not sure, so I'm looking for other gay skaters on slap! Sorry if you aren't one, please don't be offended!

ice nine · « **Reply #8 on:** July 11, 2009, 11:10:30 PM »

Quote from: tonycoxhox on October 24, 2008, 06:09:42 PM

how is your penis?

gabekehoe · « **Reply #9 on:** July 11, 2009, 11:18:58 PM »

Quote from: FACE! on July 11, 2009, 08:30:44 PM

Quote from: gabekehoe on July 11, 2009, 07:42:23 PM
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You hang with randy right? Your gunna think im a lier but this is brad staba. lol Would randy ever leave birdhouse??
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whats that in your signature? i know what it is but what show?

an old episode of late night with conan o'brien

toque · « **Reply #10 on:** July 11, 2009, 11:29:15 PM »

I used to have some pretty radical in depth ones with tonycoxhox but I think they're all deleted. ted dibiasi messages were the illest

Guile · « **Reply #11 on:** July 12, 2009, 12:11:02 AM »

i got a naked asian guy once, that was fucked. also anything i got from Perfection is pretty wierd but pretty awesome. i wish he was around more, one of the top ten best posters this place has had.

Watson · « **Reply #12 on:** July 12, 2009, 12:38:47 AM »

In response to this in a Greg Lutzka thread:

Quote from: Watson on July 07, 2009, 05:05:15 PM

Quote from: Bugs on July 07, 2009, 03:46:41 PM
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Fuck dat Greggory Lutzka yamahsay? Fuck ya FEDORA, ya na skankin ya yu rey rey ya red pussyhole mascot! Wa a gwaan ya haf eediat, ya na dun dutty ya madda's glamity unda na sheetson a Chewsday? Cook it up, rude bwoy, disya pussyhole. Ya na see ayoots dema strugglin ya stylee shitty, Mi nah waan fi do it move yu backside bloodclot battyman. Wa mek yu galaan so, ya wicked romp sidung ya undastan pussyhole? Nah mek mi vex, mon ya bush weed pussyhole chi chi man. Zutopong, lordamercy...ya easeup mi Breddrens.
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Didn't you start out as a decent poster?

I got this in my inbox:

Quote from: Bugs on July 08, 2009, 11:02:09 AM

The no one you know account magically got like a 30 point rep increase after 1 post, it was the thread when, shit I don't even remember his old account name, but when rawb turned into my penis is on my forehead, and I wrote, "I just saw the penis is on my forehead part..." or something like that and refreshed my page and my rep sky rocketed, and I just pretended like nothing happened, haha. Shawn Kemp and Samuel L Jackson also had good rep/post ratios.

And I have no fucking clue why.

Boston. · « **Reply #13 on:** July 12, 2009, 07:15:01 AM »

Quote from: Guile on July 12, 2009, 12:11:02 AM

i got a naked asian guy once, that was fucked. also anything i got from Perfection is pretty wierd but pretty awesome. i wish he was around more, one of the top ten best posters this place has had.

the one with the huge dick?
i got that a few times

i also only check my inbox when i'm drunk. i've been meaning to check it out lately because i know poocrusher sent me a good one

loophole · « **Reply #14 on:** July 12, 2009, 07:38:57 AM »

this is my favourite. good times.

Quote from: Hmm... on November 21, 2007, 07:01:24 AM

The prank is against Ty.
He lurks the site HARD. So does mike carrol.
we're going after the whole industry. this will be epic!

Don't tell dicknagger.

natenola forever · « **Reply #15 on:** July 12, 2009, 08:23:47 AM »

on my old account i had a few messages from mike Sinclair getting pissed at me and calling me i a liar. He swore i worked for DC cuz i had some info on the whole Malto Devine Colloway going to Etnies thing. It was pretty funny cuz he totally had one of those secret lurker accounts that had no post but had been around forever and online for a million years.

sergioflorez · « **Reply #16 on:** July 12, 2009, 10:04:29 AM »

Quote from: Boston. on July 12, 2009, 07:15:01 AM

Quote from: Guile on July 12, 2009, 12:11:02 AM
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i got a naked asian guy once, that was fucked. also anything i got from Perfection is pretty wierd but pretty awesome. i wish he was around more, one of the top ten best posters this place has had.
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the one with the huge dick?
i got that a few times

Watson · « **Reply #17 on:** July 12, 2009, 10:42:39 AM »

Quote from: loophole on July 12, 2009, 07:38:57 AM

this is my favourite. good times.

Quote from: Hmm... on November 21, 2007, 07:01:24 AM
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The prank is against Ty.
He lurks the site HARD. So does mike carrol.
we're going after the whole industry. this will be epic!

Don't tell dicknagger.

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What was this Fully Flared scam or whatever? I missed out on that one.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #18 on:** July 12, 2009, 10:44:39 AM »

The asian dick one is the best. I really hope I get it again.

Boston. · « **Reply #19 on:** July 12, 2009, 11:07:22 AM »

i liked how the picture would pop up in your email too so you got to see it twice

ice nine · « **Reply #20 on:** July 12, 2009, 11:37:36 AM »

Quote from: Watson on July 12, 2009, 10:42:39 AM

Quote from: loophole on July 12, 2009, 07:38:57 AM
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this is my favourite. good times.

Quote from: Hmm... on November 21, 2007, 07:01:24 AM
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The prank is against Ty.
He lurks the site HARD. So does mike carrol.
we're going after the whole industry. this will be epic!

Don't tell dicknagger.

[close]
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What was this Fully Flared scam or whatever? I missed out on that one.

some terribly orchestrated bullshit by joshewuh. only idiots fell for it, fake links etc.

Nancy Chin The Manicurist · « **Reply #21 on:** July 12, 2009, 12:04:17 PM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on July 12, 2009, 10:44:39 AM

The asian dick one is the best. I really hope I get it again.

yeah, that one was great. It got sent to me like 6 times.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #22 on:** July 12, 2009, 12:34:04 PM »

It's awesome because the guy's eyes look like he's staring right at you.

Guile · « **Reply #23 on:** July 12, 2009, 01:00:28 PM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on July 12, 2009, 12:34:04 PM

It's awesome because the guy's eyes look like he's staring right at you.

i think that wierded me out the most about it. nothing like a naked man staring you dead in the eye while he parades his super dong.

BriDen · « **Reply #24 on:** July 12, 2009, 01:30:45 PM »

Oh shit, I have so many that are amazing out of context.

Quote from: Landshark

I just wish you would leave me alone and stop kooking me.

Quote from: frank gerwer's nose on August 01, 2008, 12:08:14 PM

damn, there goes my boner

Quote from: Perfect Cock on August 13, 2008, 10:18:53 PM

Looks like I'll need a pretty big cock to cover up that corn on the cobb.

Quote from: GIRL Workshop B on May 21, 2008, 06:36:37 PM

i know Stefan Janoski now!!!!at least he likes me!

Quote from: bill hates

my friend and i watched wimbledon the movie about love and tennis the other night at two in the morning and i couldnt help but keep wishing it was you <3

EricLogan · « **Reply #25 on:** July 12, 2009, 01:54:35 PM »

I don't recall any, but I'm sure they're there.

I remember Carroll's Chesthairs tried contacting MS with a sentence or two, but forgot to add a period at the end of one of the messages, so he just sent a lone period as a 3rd message, I then asked MS what he thought of CC and he told me that he recieved a message with just a period, and how miserably weirded out he was by it.

FACE! · « **Reply #26 on:** July 12, 2009, 02:01:20 PM »

Quote from: east is in the house on July 07, 2009, 05:12:47 PM

whats the length?

think you could send me a photo?

killing time · « **Reply #27 on:** July 12, 2009, 02:17:02 PM »

Quote from: bendover on March 15, 2009, 11:09:29 PM

im going to go cry myself to sleep now. thanks for your time asswipe

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #28 on:** July 12, 2009, 02:37:04 PM »

Quote from: EricLogan on July 12, 2009, 01:54:35 PM

I don't recall any, but I'm sure they're there.

I remember Carroll's Chesthairs tried contacting MS with a sentence or two, but forgot to add a period at the end of one of the messages, so he just sent a lone period as a 3rd message, I then asked MS what he thought of CC and he told me that he recieved a message with just a period, and how miserably weirded out he was by it.

There's too many in my inbox for me to dig through and quote but I like to think my outbox is worse.

Lumpy Oatmeal · « **Reply #29 on:** July 12, 2009, 04:02:48 PM »

Quote from: lakai! on May 31, 2008, 07:54:32 PM

hey big bro. I like a girl and I asked her out on a date to the movies do you think she'll kiss me? that would be my first kiss! Can you give me some advice, big brother?

Author Topic: Strangest messages in your in box? (Read 3640 times)

sage

FACE!

Boston.

loophole

sergioflorez

brooklyn brawler

Boston.

brooklyn brawler

BriDen

FACE!