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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4740 on: October 31, 2007, 05:09:30 PM »
a punk ass afroed circus clown came to my door demanding that i give him some candy


hes perpetratin on the wrong niggas property

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4741 on: October 31, 2007, 08:47:38 PM »
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4742 on: October 31, 2007, 09:18:25 PM »
fatass kids aren't as hyped as we were on halloween. they just get mum to buy them a fat sack of that candy while they play videogames and choke on fresh air.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4743 on: October 31, 2007, 09:23:21 PM »
I made sure I was'nt at home tonight for all the trick or treating pricks.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4744 on: October 31, 2007, 11:47:03 PM »
I agree with you guys about trick or treaters. I love everything about Halloween except them.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4745 on: November 01, 2007, 10:02:34 AM »
yah but when you were a kid that was dabombshit. going around pretending like your a panhandler but getting candy instead of coins. i wish i was one of those grant patterson babys so i could trick or treat every year for the rest of my life
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4746 on: November 01, 2007, 12:32:19 PM »
getting my cast off later than previously scheduled

and oprah winfrey

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4747 on: November 01, 2007, 12:35:36 PM »
i dont get all the assholes on here fucking kids over on halloween. its one of the best days for a kid, just gonna fuck it up for them because you are a lazy asshole?
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4748 on: November 01, 2007, 12:36:44 PM »
getting my cast off later than previously scheduled

and oprah winfrey

just cut that shit off man.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4749 on: November 01, 2007, 12:47:56 PM »
i dont get all the assholes on here fucking kids over on halloween. its one of the best days for a kid, just gonna fuck it up for them because you are a lazy asshole?

i don't know who you are talking about, but I was not "fucking over kids for Halloween".  I didn't have any candy to give out, and even if I did, I think a 28 year old guy living alone giving out candy to little kids looks more than a little creepy.  I hate to be the guy with his lights off, but that was just the way it had to go down this year.  Sorry you didn't get enough candy as a kid, but thats not my fucking fault.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4750 on: November 01, 2007, 12:52:34 PM »
I feel dark clouds over my soul. I hate myself, life, and everything. I'm feeling suicidal and will probably look for a clean piece of flesh to slash. ATTN: PLEASE DON'T TRY TO STOP ME OR ANYTHING!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4751 on: November 01, 2007, 12:56:26 PM »
All the new fake accounts. Every few weeks, the boards get a bunch of them at once
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4752 on: November 01, 2007, 02:26:43 PM »
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4754 on: November 01, 2007, 06:08:09 PM »
http://www.tumyeto.com/images/uploaded/____Bush_waives_opt.jpg

Well what would you expect?

He's needs every last fucking dime for Iraq.



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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4755 on: November 01, 2007, 06:14:33 PM »

Well what would you expect?

He's needs every last fucking dime for Iraq.



My mom just told me Jeff Foxworthy is worth more than Jerry Seinfeld.

That is outrageous.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4756 on: November 01, 2007, 11:22:29 PM »
who's lame ass idea was it to give that nasty ass tila tequila bitch her own show?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4757 on: November 01, 2007, 11:46:15 PM »
having sex then catching myself naked in the bathroom. i looked into that mirror and felt like i was gay suddenly, staring at this naked man with his glistening soggy half-rection. that was too much faggotry for me, im not having sex anymore.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4758 on: November 02, 2007, 12:19:56 AM »
having sex then catching myself naked in the bathroom. i looked into that mirror and felt like i was gay suddenly, staring at this naked man with his glistening soggy half-rection. that was too much faggotry for me, im not having sex anymore.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4759 on: November 02, 2007, 07:08:59 AM »
failed another physics test, but its friday.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4760 on: November 02, 2007, 10:58:35 AM »
Not getting laid.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4761 on: November 02, 2007, 12:36:39 PM »
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4762 on: November 02, 2007, 12:38:00 PM »
after reading a book about suicid for hours there is no party today out there. fuck it.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4763 on: November 02, 2007, 12:48:47 PM »
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All the new fake accounts. Every few weeks, the boards get a bunch of them at once
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4764 on: November 02, 2007, 02:27:27 PM »
depleting health due to lack of gnars

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4765 on: November 02, 2007, 02:29:57 PM »
a mouth ulcer that won't go away

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4766 on: November 02, 2007, 02:39:26 PM »
after reading a book about suicid for hours there is no party today out there. fuck it.

i'm drunken and i found something to go in.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4767 on: November 02, 2007, 05:24:23 PM »
I took a piss in a bush during my session tonight, and accidently jerked my dick a little bit. I felt the worst stinging pain in my deck; for a few minutes, it hurt to push. I had to end my session early because of it.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4768 on: November 02, 2007, 06:13:01 PM »
got a shirt in the mail and its some serious maternity ward fit
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4769 on: November 02, 2007, 07:33:10 PM »
once again it's me ... i smashed my knee ... it is pretty swollen, but the doc said it's allright. so it's 3:32 and i'm half naked in front of my pc instead of having a good time with friends