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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #540 on: May 12, 2010, 07:04:03 AM »
he figures he might as well just bow out now before having to face ron ron in the finals.

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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #541 on: May 12, 2010, 07:25:46 AM »
It could be elimination night Lebron...

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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #542 on: May 12, 2010, 11:06:42 AM »
LeeBrawn is a poosay.
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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #543 on: May 12, 2010, 06:32:24 PM »
next day media circus best thing ever.  now everyone, even cavs "fans", expecting them to lose.  if game 5 was cavs under pressure, then expect a 40+ rape come thursday.

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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #544 on: May 13, 2010, 07:45:21 AM »
fuck everyone here in LA. they think that "ohhh man, you know, celtics and lakers have had a long time rivarly, so i should just hate the celtics." NO! fuck the cavs, celtics are the business, unless they get to the finals, cause in the case, they'll get their clitoral hoods mashed upon by d-fish

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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #545 on: May 13, 2010, 07:48:33 AM »
So I was listening to the local sports radio here in Dallas this morning and they got an email from a guy who works construction here.  He said that he's working on a mansion and a few weeks ago a limo drove by and slowed down then a few minutes later did the same thing.  This happened for an hour.  He heard the site manager say "Well, I hope she likes it" so this guy said "Who likes it?".  Site mgr said "That's Lebron James's fiance".

I know guys like Lebron can have multiple houses but it makes me wonder if he's seriously looking at Dallas....if this story is true.

You hear about him going to NY but look at NY's team.  They are years away from a championship or even making playoffs.  Lebron wants a ring and Dallas has much better support for him, along with a few other teams.

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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #546 on: May 13, 2010, 10:31:26 AM »
Orlando is on an unbelievable roll right now. last 30 games? 27-3. that's incredible.
and not just winning games, just totally crushing their opponents.
great shooting, stingy defense...I think this is their year.

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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #547 on: May 13, 2010, 10:32:45 AM »
Yea, Orlando is straight crushing people right now.  Could be them.

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« Reply #548 on: May 13, 2010, 10:49:40 AM »
So I was listening to the local sports radio here in Dallas this morning and they got an email from a guy who works construction here.  He said that he's working on a mansion and a few weeks ago a limo drove by and slowed down then a few minutes later did the same thing.  This happened for an hour.  He heard the site manager say "Well, I hope she likes it" so this guy said "Who likes it?".  Site mgr said "That's Lebron James's fiance".

I know guys like Lebron can have multiple houses but it makes me wonder if he's seriously looking at Dallas....if this story is true.

You hear about him going to NY but look at NY's team.  They are years away from a championship or even making playoffs.  Lebron wants a ring and Dallas has much better support for him, along with a few other teams.
This is interesting. LeBron could add a whole lot to Dallas, like some pouting and moping. For real though, they'd have to unload a whole bunch of players to afford him.
Spray it like a high-rank sniper in the West Bank.

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« Reply #549 on: May 13, 2010, 11:14:54 AM »
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So I was listening to the local sports radio here in Dallas this morning and they got an email from a guy who works construction here.  He said that he's working on a mansion and a few weeks ago a limo drove by and slowed down then a few minutes later did the same thing.  This happened for an hour.  He heard the site manager say "Well, I hope she likes it" so this guy said "Who likes it?".  Site mgr said "That's Lebron James's fiance".

I know guys like Lebron can have multiple houses but it makes me wonder if he's seriously looking at Dallas....if this story is true.

You hear about him going to NY but look at NY's team.  They are years away from a championship or even making playoffs.  Lebron wants a ring and Dallas has much better support for him, along with a few other teams.
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This is interesting. LeBron could add a whole lot to Dallas, like some pouting and moping. For real though, they'd have to unload a whole bunch of players to afford him.

Haha, true.  And if he looks like he's half-assing it again tonight then maybe what people are saying is true that he's bombing to make the Cleveland exit easier.  That's some conspiracy shit but stranger things have happened.

Cuban doesn't give a shit about luxury tax.  He'd pay it.

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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #550 on: May 13, 2010, 11:40:12 AM »
put dirk nowitzki in black-face, and excite the dallas fan base.

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« Reply #551 on: May 13, 2010, 11:56:07 AM »
Haha, some big European in black-face sounds brilliant.
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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #552 on: May 13, 2010, 02:41:24 PM »
Not knocking Orlando's talent, but they got placed with easy teams.  Who seriously thought the Bobcats, Hawks, or Bucks would make it past the second round?  Can't wait to see their their series with Boston if vc decides to show up.

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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #553 on: May 13, 2010, 04:32:18 PM »
Whoever posted jackie-e.h. is sick! Magic are weak, the superman thing is so dumb and it already has a jinx associated with it. If they make it over Boston they'll just lose to the West.

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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #554 on: May 13, 2010, 05:15:01 PM »
So I was listening to the local sports radio here in Dallas this morning and they got an email from a guy who works construction here.  He said that he's working on a mansion and a few weeks ago a limo drove by and slowed down then a few minutes later did the same thing.  This happened for an hour.  He heard the site manager say "Well, I hope she likes it" so this guy said "Who likes it?".  Site mgr said "That's Lebron James's fiance".

I know guys like Lebron can have multiple houses but it makes me wonder if he's seriously looking at Dallas....if this story is true.

You hear about him going to NY but look at NY's team.  They are years away from a championship or even making playoffs.  Lebron wants a ring and Dallas has much better support for him, along with a few other teams.

Lebron is married, and I highly doubt he would go to Dallas, I see him going to New York or some other big market team.

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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #555 on: May 13, 2010, 05:55:25 PM »
celtics cavs on now...Australian tv isn't showing it.

Cavs 29 - 33 Celtics

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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #556 on: May 13, 2010, 07:53:41 PM »
bye bye bron-bron
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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #557 on: May 13, 2010, 07:54:01 PM »
that was a sad fucking display, i'm disgusted.
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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #558 on: May 13, 2010, 08:00:10 PM »
seriously.  celtic possession, cavs not fouling, standing around with their thumbs up their asses.  next cavs possession, just walk the damn ball up.

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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #559 on: May 13, 2010, 08:00:28 PM »
That entire performance was inexcusable.

The Cavs were all acting like a bunch of childish prima donnas the entire second half. I swear to god it looked like they wanted to lose.

NEW YORK KNICKS! NEW YORK KNICKS!

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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #560 on: May 13, 2010, 08:56:41 PM »
I am sick of the lebron hate, the rest of the Cavs should be ashamed for not stepping up when he is hurt. Fuck basketball, I am back to hating sports.

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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #561 on: May 13, 2010, 09:04:29 PM »
I am sick of the lebron hate, the rest of the Cavs should be ashamed for not stepping up when he is hurt. Fuck basketball, I am back to hating sports.
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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #562 on: May 13, 2010, 10:06:22 PM »
No holds barred, til labias say "free us"
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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #563 on: May 13, 2010, 10:07:03 PM »
its not the cavs fault boston is one of the only teams in the league that actually know how to play defense.

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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #564 on: May 13, 2010, 10:13:18 PM »
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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #565 on: May 13, 2010, 10:43:33 PM »
 ;D   haha

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« Reply #566 on: May 13, 2010, 11:52:37 PM »

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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #567 on: May 14, 2010, 05:34:20 PM »
yeah he is pitiful. fans paid post season money to watch Joe Johnson go thru the motions.
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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #568 on: May 14, 2010, 06:14:48 PM »
Lebron is fucking GONE. dude couldn't even wait to get to the locker room to take off the Cavs jersey.

some interesting series coming up. Orlando/Boston will probably be the most physical of the playoffs.
Perfect for the Lakers, whoever wins the East will probably be pretty worn out and banged up.
I can't see Los Suns threatening LA too much.

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Re: NBA season starts tonight!!!
« Reply #569 on: May 14, 2010, 07:50:37 PM »
One of the weirdest speculations I've heard so far is the Cavs trying to get Phil Jackson.
So glad that Michele Beadle will stop with the Akron Hammer nonsense.