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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2700 on: January 10, 2013, 09:08:30 PM »


Sprung a leak messing around at the park the other day.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2701 on: January 10, 2013, 10:25:15 PM »
This happens so much in my photography class. People who don't skate will go to the bigger outdoor skateparks in Antwerp to shoot the skaters and come back with dozens of pictures of people just about to ollie, hanging on at the end of a boardslide, rolling away from a rock fakie,... And the teacher will love them. The framing and lighting might be okay, but as the only skateboarder in my class, I'm the only one to be utterly bothered with how the photo looks.
i've been the victim of these photos and a couple newspaper ones. i decided to say no from now on, it makes you feel like a dick but they will find another victim to horribly photograph

newspaper captions are always classic. i too got some hang time... skating flatground in a parking lot "practicing my maneuvers"

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2702 on: January 10, 2013, 10:48:30 PM »
I hate skateboarding

I like photography though.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2703 on: January 10, 2013, 11:02:28 PM »
jimi is gost.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2704 on: January 11, 2013, 02:18:07 AM »
Skateboard photos in newspapers is garbage! I shot one of a fs feeble down a rail from the opening of an indoor park. A newspaper called and wanted to buy a photo of me for the story and they got that one. It was shot with a fisheye, and I was stoked they wanted to use a real skateboard photo and not just some random point and shoot shit. When I saw the photo in the newspaper they had cropped the shit out of it even though it was a fisheye shot, and it ended up being a photo of a front truck and half a leg on top of a skatepark rail.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2705 on: January 11, 2013, 01:48:49 PM »
Haha Thomas that's terrible, but at least you got paid.

I was on campus one day when my university had hired photographers to take stock photos for publicity and marketing. I got caught in the bad skateboard photo trap.  Now every time the photo gets used I have people sending links to it.  A lot of face palm action follows.



It was in USNews' profile for my university in their college ranking report for the year. 

Caption: "PhilaU's campus provides plenty of space for students to kick back."

UGGGGHHH

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2706 on: January 12, 2013, 02:30:22 AM »


another "in the paper shot" I'm far left.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2707 on: January 12, 2013, 07:53:37 PM »




SO HAPPY

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2708 on: January 13, 2013, 02:41:00 AM »
b/c your team got blown out or what?
No holds barred, til labias say "free us"
then its straight to your kids' school, wine coolers in the Prius

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2709 on: January 13, 2013, 09:19:48 AM »
No. Because he's a white PRod.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2710 on: January 13, 2013, 10:15:24 AM »
No. Because the girl on the right is touching his dong.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2711 on: January 13, 2013, 04:16:17 PM »
Good guesses!

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2712 on: January 13, 2013, 09:14:59 PM »
No.  Because somebody spiked the punch bowl.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2713 on: January 15, 2013, 05:31:56 PM »
skate or whatever.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2714 on: January 17, 2013, 07:34:59 AM »
Me and my girlfriend

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2715 on: January 17, 2013, 10:05:34 AM »
Me and my girlfriend

No, no, that's your daughter.
Bitches call me pussy, the horse filler.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2716 on: January 17, 2013, 11:18:38 AM »
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Me and my girlfriend
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No, no, that's your daughter.
I was thinking younger sister.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2717 on: January 17, 2013, 11:43:15 AM »
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Me and my girlfriend
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No, no, that's your daughter.
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I was thinking younger sister.
Haha , no he's older than me

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2718 on: January 17, 2013, 11:47:40 AM »
would.



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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2719 on: January 17, 2013, 12:32:24 PM »
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Me and my girlfriend
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No, no, that's your daughter.
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I was thinking younger sister.
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Haha , no he's older than me
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2720 on: February 10, 2013, 08:36:14 PM »
I have front tails but only on ledges. Finally manned up and tried it on the flatbar. Died the first time, went into a front lip and you already know whats next. But kept trying, until I actually got the hang of it. Still scary to me but I was pretty stoked nonetheless. Looks gay but I was pretty happy. I want to learn back tails on rails but fuck that I don't think I ever can, it's too damn scary.


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2721 on: February 11, 2013, 12:10:31 AM »
stoked for you!

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2722 on: February 11, 2013, 12:40:44 AM »

broke my elbow in 1st grade playing baseball. my shits all fucked.


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2723 on: February 11, 2013, 04:22:00 AM »


burn on my face from getting a little too high and passing out on a heater

i hate myself
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2724 on: February 11, 2013, 07:11:11 PM »
r u gost

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2725 on: February 17, 2013, 05:47:14 PM »

10th grade year book. my lifetime acne peaked that week.


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2726 on: February 17, 2013, 07:17:48 PM »
Dude... that bling.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2727 on: February 17, 2013, 07:48:52 PM »
I was #fresh2deaf


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2728 on: February 17, 2013, 10:50:21 PM »
Lookin' real 311 amber with that necklace. Play a track from your record collection.
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2729 on: February 17, 2013, 11:14:48 PM »
a pic from summer. People Eating Tasty Animals.