Post a picture of yourself!

[Alan]

You look like a young Geraldo Rivera.

[GAY]

I'm pretty much a bore, actually. I've been growing my mustache for a while because my stupid face won't grow a beard so I am a bit like Wally Cleaver trying to prove that I'm a grown up.

And I get people telling me I look like Geraldo at least once a month...which bums me out. Now THERE'S a power bottom, my friends.

[s a d e]

serious ?:

GAY,

first... I really don't think you look like Geraldo Rivera... a distinct thick 'stasche can make anyone with distinct thick 'stasche look alike.

if you're a 'bottom' does that mean you only receive because that's how you're just wired within the spectrum of homosexuality or do you also hit the skins? then what does a 'power bottom' mean?

[Alan]

I'm pretty much a bore, actually. I've been growing my mustache for a while because my stupid face won't grow a beard so I am a bit like Wally Cleaver trying to prove that I'm a grown up.

And I get people telling me I look like Geraldo at least once a month...which bums me out. Now THERE'S a power bottom, my friends.

But isn't getting bummed how you roll?

[GAY]

serious ?:

GAY,

first... I really don't think you look like Geraldo Rivera... a distinct thick 'stasche can make anyone with distinct thick 'stasche look alike.

if you're a 'bottom' does that mean you only receive because that's how you're just wired within the spectrum of homosexuality or do you also hit the skins? then what does a 'power bottom' mean?

Yeah...it's always mystified me too as I don't think I look like Geraldo in the slightest. Still, I get that A LOT.

Power bottom is kind-of a joke...pushy bottom is another iteration of it. It's like a dude who just can't get enough stuff crammed in his ass.

Honestly, I've always considered one of the bonuses of being gay that you give and take in the bedroom, so I really don't stigmatize about that stuff, but a lot of dudes considered it to be more effeminate to be on the receptive end of the stick, so to speak. It's funny, actually, because a lot of gay 'bros' really try super hard to be super-masculine, talking about how they only play the top role, etc. Overcompensation is the name of the game in those circumstances.

[Sleazy]

seems like gay skaters are always closer to the bear camp then the twinky camp, which i think is a good thing. throws the homophobes off.

[brycickle]

seems like gay skaters are always closer to the bear camp then the twinky camp, which i think is a good thing. throws the homophobes off.

While at the same time, strangely turning them on.

[BuddyPal]

Speeds the name of the game, right GAY?

[Seamus_McShamebag]

Only posting my pic to troll for cock.

That's rad, thanks to the 'stache I have requested that the voice in my head starts reading all of your posts in a Sam Elliott voice.  Try to throw in "sarsaparilla" every once in a while if you don't mind.

[s a d e]

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serious ?:

GAY,

first... I really don't think you look like Geraldo Rivera... a distinct thick 'stasche can make anyone with distinct thick 'stasche look alike.

if you're a 'bottom' does that mean you only receive because that's how you're just wired within the spectrum of homosexuality or do you also hit the skins? then what does a 'power bottom' mean?

[close]

Yeah...it's always mystified me too as I don't think I look like Geraldo in the slightest. Still, I get that A LOT.

Power bottom is kind-of a joke...pushy bottom is another iteration of it. It's like a dude who just can't get enough stuff crammed in his ass.

Honestly, I've always considered one of the bonuses of being gay that you give and take in the bedroom, so I really don't stigmatize about that stuff, but a lot of dudes considered it to be more effeminate to be on the receptive end of the stick, so to speak. It's funny, actually, because a lot of gay 'bros' really try super hard to be super-masculine, talking about how they only play the top role, etc. Overcompensation is the name of the game in those circumstances.

I see. I'm bet some of those dudes who claim "only top" are like dudes who falsely claim "NYC" when there from SoCal. Thank you GAY.


and I was about to say one could easily say you look like Sam Elliott too!

[pizzafliptofakie]

Do you wax your stache?

I wax mine sometimes for funsies.

[GAY]

Do you wax your stache?

I wax mine sometimes for funsies.

Once in a while but I get bummed a bit on the whole "look at my curlie-Q mustache!" look. Plus the wax always does a number on my shitty skin. I just like a good Marlboro man mustache. Gay dudes from the 70's had it right...gay men today are just too tweezed and manicured.

[Seamus_McShamebag]

Gay dudes from the 70's had it right...gay men today are just too tweezed and manicured.

 Much obliged...

[GAY]

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Gay dudes from the 70's had it right...gay men today are just too tweezed and manicured.

[close]

 Much obliged...

YES!
This dude was so fuckin' awesome. I love the fact that he had a band named "QUEEN" and was obnoxiously gay in a time where it just wasn't OK...not like it is today. And he was so goddamn talented. He was to the music industry what B.A. is to the skateboard industry. So good no one cares. Fuckin' AIDS...had to come along and ruin everything. 

[paraquat]

Only posting my pic to troll for cock.

I pictured you as a pixelated pan-asian

[s a d e]

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Do you wax your stache?

I wax mine sometimes for funsies.

[close]

Once in a while but I get bummed a bit on the whole "look at my curlie-Q mustache!" look. Plus the wax always does a number on my shitty skin. I just like a good Marlboro man mustache. Gay dudes from the 70's had it right...gay men today are just too tweezed and manicured.

i get that. if you walk around Chelsea or Soho neighborhoods in manhattan the gay guys dress so meticulous that they just look stupid .. its like they're mannequins i just want to be like u know an earthquake can hit any second right?

[Sleazy]

never thought about it that way hate but that's awesome

[GAY]

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Do you wax your stache?

I wax mine sometimes for funsies.

[close]

Once in a while but I get bummed a bit on the whole "look at my curlie-Q mustache!" look. Plus the wax always does a number on my shitty skin. I just like a good Marlboro man mustache. Gay dudes from the 70's had it right...gay men today are just too tweezed and manicured.

[close]

i get that. if you walk around Chelsea or Soho neighborhoods in manhattan the gay guys dress so meticulous that they just look stupid .. its like they're mannequins i just want to be like u know an earthquake can hit any second right?

Yeah...it's a shame. I've always been slightly baffled by the fact that dudes who like dudes lean so far to the coiffed, pretty side of things...like they're trying to squash all of the masculinity out of everything. But fortunately not all queers are like that. And don't even get me started on the gay porn industry. Boo!

[chuck d]

[GAY]

I'd gnar you if I could...whether that's actually you or not.

[Joust Ostrich]

Oh GAY, you'd be amazed at the things chuck d can do with facial hair.

is that gif still around of chuck growing his beard for a year?

I was thinking the same.  I looked for it a couple hours ago, but didn't find it.  Maybe I'll go through a few pages of his posts and see if it's in there.

[chuck d]

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[close]

I'd gnar you if I could...whether that's actually you or not.

I shaved it off a couple weeks ago, but I made sure to go get a new driver's license photo first.

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Oh GAY, you'd be amazed at the things chuck d can do with facial hair.

is that gif still around of chuck growing his beard for a year?

[close]

I was thinking the same.  I looked for it a couple hours ago, but didn't find it.  Maybe I'll go through a few pages of his posts and see if it's in there.

[GAY]

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[close]

I'd gnar you if I could...whether that's actually you or not.

[close]

I shaved it off a couple weeks ago, but I made sure to go get a new driver's license photo first.

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Oh GAY, you'd be amazed at the things chuck d can do with facial hair.

is that gif still around of chuck growing his beard for a year?

[close]

I was thinking the same.  I looked for it a couple hours ago, but didn't find it.  Maybe I'll go through a few pages of his posts and see if it's in there.

[close]

Good God! I hope it doesn't bum you out too much that you're this guy's hero. Your facial hair is quite enviable my friend.

[essal]

In my passport I have a big beard and shaved head. I look basically like your average suicide bomber. Then I applied for a VISA.

Should have gone with the pedo mustache instead.

[nino brown]

[RCB3]

Since everyone's showing their mustache pics, I will too. Mine was nowhere near as cool as some of you dudes, but I grew out my beard for about 6 weeks and then kept a stache for a day or 2.



P.S. I was trying to look like a creeper in the second pic. I'm really a sweetie at heart.

[smellyfart]

I can grow a 'stache in a fucking week.

r u charlie?

[Matze]

inspired by this guy

[GAY]

inspired by this guy

Best point of inspiration photo possibly ever.

[chuck d]

Good God! I hope it doesn't bum you out too much that you're this guy's hero. Your facial hair is quite enviable my friend.

I'm honored.  Here's one from when I shaved the beard...