Author Topic: 77 ways to say no to weed and still be cool (Read 7558 times)

ROCKxADIO420 · « **Reply #30 on:** December 29, 2009, 08:38:34 PM »

no we do not.

deluxe_six · « **Reply #31 on:** December 29, 2009, 10:06:27 PM »

Fuck, just reading that list gave me second-hand embarrassment for anyone that would even think to use one of those responses. A simple "no thanks" is enough to turn down weed and still be cool. Anyone that would think less of some one because they don't smoke weed is probably not worth hanging out with anyways. That list should be named "77 ways to say no to weed and sound like a super-corny anti-drug PSA and a judgmental and overall very uncool person" Honestly, some anti-marijuana campaigns are so fucking stupid they make me sick.

Bobbito · « **Reply #32 on:** December 29, 2009, 11:05:06 PM »

lolz. I wish I could smoke weed but my overly active mind fucks the high up for me 99% of the time. Beer is a great substitute for me

pugmaster · « **Reply #33 on:** December 30, 2009, 12:15:29 AM »

What is going on in here ... where am I?...

ROCKxADIO420 · « **Reply #34 on:** December 30, 2009, 12:18:13 AM »

Quote from: Bobbito on December 29, 2009, 11:05:06 PM

I'd rather eat my moms mystery casserole!

hmmm

cold budweisers · « **Reply #35 on:** December 30, 2009, 06:09:45 AM »

poof!

loophole · « **Reply #36 on:** December 30, 2009, 12:06:20 PM »

"no thanks, i'm gay"

oyolar · « **Reply #37 on:** December 30, 2009, 03:35:27 PM »

Just say "no thanks, I'm already high." Then you'll be cool because everyone will think you smoke. It's all of the benefits with none of the risks!

the ragamuffin · « **Reply #38 on:** December 30, 2009, 04:58:24 PM »

Shit's weak

popeyesfriedchicken · « **Reply #39 on:** December 30, 2009, 10:20:40 PM »

Quote from: deluxe_six on December 29, 2009, 10:06:27 PM

Fuck, just reading that list gave me second-hand embarrassment for anyone that would even think to use one of those responses. A simple "no thanks" is enough to turn down weed and still be cool. Anyone that would think less of some one because they don't smoke weed is probably not worth hanging out with anyways. That list should be named "77 ways to say no to weed and sound like a super-corny anti-drug PSA and a judgmental and overall very uncool person" Honestly, some anti-marijuana campaigns are so fucking stupid they make me sick.

i used to be a weed head, smoked every day for years. now i rarely ever smoke, only if i'm with people and they're smoking, and half the time i don't even want to smoke then.

sage · « **Reply #40 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:24:29 AM »

#53 is probably MS's line.

grimcity · « **Reply #41 on:** December 31, 2009, 06:44:28 AM »

Quote from: starvingrobot on December 29, 2009, 08:35:07 PM

Do dudes who smoke really think less of people who don't smoke?

Quote from: ROCKxADIO420 on December 29, 2009, 08:38:34 PM

no we do not.

"You want to take a spin around the block for a sec?"

"Nah man, I don't smoke."

"Right on. We'll be right back."

^
What an invite to partake might sound like. I've never heard of or seen anyone getting ragged on for not being a smoker. We're usually just glad you're not a narc.

rawbertson. · « **Reply #42 on:** December 31, 2009, 09:04:29 AM »

i dont know i hardly ever hang out with new people
i sometimes find it harder to be friends with people who dont smoke weed
i need to get out of here for a bit

Sleazy · « **Reply #43 on:** December 31, 2009, 09:14:43 AM »

funny, most of the guys i know are trying to limit the number of people smoking their stash

Mr. DNA · « **Reply #44 on:** December 31, 2009, 10:20:49 AM »

Quote from: Sleazy on December 31, 2009, 09:14:43 AM

funny, most of the guys i know are trying to limit the number of people smoking their stash

Well then they're doing it wrong. What you do is smoke ouy all the kids. Then, when they start coming back you charge them. I think I learned that from a very special episode of Silver Spoons or Diff'rent Strokes.

rawbertson. · « **Reply #45 on:** December 31, 2009, 10:32:45 AM »

nah they'll just come back and shit on your fam when you dry

grimcity · « **Reply #46 on:** December 31, 2009, 10:34:18 AM »

In Different Strokes, some old dude got Arnold and some of his little buddies drunk, and I think he might have tried to do some other things that C Hanz wouldn't have approved of.

Mr. DNA · « **Reply #47 on:** December 31, 2009, 11:07:38 AM »

Yeah, the bike shop owner got frisky with Dudley.

wake and bacon · « **Reply #48 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:55:46 PM »

Quote from: sage on December 31, 2009, 03:24:29 AM

#53 is probably MS's line.

no doubt hahaha

i gave some herb to MS once, i hope he got really high and proceeded to anally penetrate his girl at her parents house

Buddha · « **Reply #49 on:** January 01, 2010, 04:24:46 AM »

After a certain age, interactions with others involving marijuana start feel like a real and not so funny version of Idiocrasy.

vihreekerma · « **Reply #50 on:** January 01, 2010, 12:05:11 PM »

Weed & Satan

TheFreshSC · « **Reply #51 on:** January 01, 2010, 08:59:34 PM »

if anything, i get more respect from my friends who smoke based on the fact that i choose not to. i usually end up high anyways from the second hand smoke in long car rides though

zipzinger666 · « **Reply #52 on:** January 01, 2010, 09:12:28 PM »

based on the premise that I rarely had money in my younger years, I never really got into it. I still occasionally get smoked down by friends, but I haven't bought a sack since sophomore year...

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #53 on:** January 02, 2010, 06:45:40 AM »

The only thing worse than people who sell weed are people who talk about weed.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #54 on:** January 02, 2010, 06:53:15 AM »

No offense to my stoner friends. It's just like women talking about their vagines.

grimcity · « **Reply #55 on:** January 02, 2010, 07:06:01 AM »

BB, wanna take a spin around the block?

Raped by Harpoon · « **Reply #56 on:** January 02, 2010, 08:38:45 AM »

SMOKEEE WEID ERRDAY

Eschaton · « **Reply #57 on:** January 02, 2010, 08:45:50 AM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on January 02, 2010, 06:53:15 AM

No offense to my stoner friends. It's just like women talking about their vagines.

I agree and I smoke way more than I should. People who talk about weed give me the worse second-hand embarrassment. It's too bad the face of weed is some 16 year-old shouting "420 420 smoke weed every day!". They're the reason it will never be legal, weed needs a nice, clean cut person to be the face of stonerdom.

barkeep11 · « **Reply #58 on:** January 02, 2010, 09:46:53 AM »

Quote from: FranklinSt4Ever on December 29, 2009, 07:53:50 PM

I went to a local park and some of the young kids (16-18) asked me if I wanted to smoke some weed and I politely declined by replying, "No thanks, I don't do drugs"

They laughed at me and said I was a loser I'm 24 years old.

I would have beaten you and taken your money for saying something corny like that. Whatever happened to just saying "no", no reason attached. It's just like people that don't drink; I don't give a shit if you're the designated driver! You don't want the beer that I'm offering, fine, no sweat off my balls. Don't try and win brownie points for your apparent lameness!

??? · « **Reply #59 on:** January 02, 2010, 10:59:30 AM »

this reminds me of this poster my aunt gave to me in junior high. it had the silhouette of a skateboarder doing a rocket ollie in front of a setting sun with the phrase "get high on life itself" below. I wish I still had it... makes me laugh every time.

Author Topic: 77 ways to say no to weed and still be cool (Read 7558 times)

ROCKxADIO420

ROCKxADIO420

loophole

sage

Mr. DNA

Mr. DNA

TheFreshSC

brooklyn brawler

brooklyn brawler