77 ways to say no to weed and still be cool

[CeeyMar]

you can thank me later when the captain of the football team asks you to prom because of your 'awesome' morals.

[cigarettedeer]

This is hilarious. I like weed and all but hate how everyone is so gung-ho about it all the time...

"Yo bro, I just got some crispy firecrotch buds that are smelling delish right about now. You want some us this heat?'
"No thanks. I'm into reality"

[TheFreshSC]

#27 No, i only smoke sausage.

[cigarettedeer]

I prefer shrooms to weed any day. That shit is exciting...

[Mooley]

They had this exact poster on the wall at my junior high school, pretty much any time we'd walk by we'd find some new shitty line to laugh at
"No, grass is for mowing"

[gar]

Smoking because it's cool is regular. It should only be for people who actually need that sh*t due to depression or stress, but in that case there are still other solutions.

You core guys claim that you don't want to be cool, yet you smoke weed without feeling any stress in your life simply because some guy told you to. Think for yourself.

I honestly wouldn't do it because there are other solutions to stress, and I really don't want to inhale shit into my lungs.

you're telling us to think for ourselves but your're implying that we shouldn't smoke weed? weed's a miracle that comes out of the ground and the only reason people like yourself think it's bad is cause you're too caught up trying not to be "cool".

[rawbertson.]

whatever, i dont give a fuck if there is shit like this in existence. it is not made for canadians anyway. shit like that doesnt exist here. our weed sellers are not sketch bags like they are in USA because selling weed doesnt automatically put you in jail so there are a lot of average cats who try and hustle these chince amounts. we dont have street corner hustle here, that shit is heat and lame anyway, gets you in jail type shit. people dont ask you to smoke, personally, i dont have enough to go around, and you are going to have to throw a 5 dollar bill on the real before shit's history, cause fools be havin them vacuum lungs, and if you let em hit it for free you hella dumb da dumb dumb... plus we dont have monstrosity shit like yall got like dudes sellin sherm stick which is crystal meth lined up in a pre-spun doobie of some wack weed and they have fools believing that was just some good chronic. then jenkem hit the streets might as well cut your fuckin life support

[Paper Crane]

no, i like my back problems...

[Dr. Evan]

i dunno if i have ever turned down a smoke sesh but.....

no. 66- No thanks, i already feel paranoid

I did say this when turning down a hit of acid.  Hallucinogens other than mushrooms scare the shit out of me.

[Dr. Evan]

This site is full of Liberal bigots. You make people feel bad for not smoking weed and for being religious, you expect everyone to be complete losers who have NO future and intend on living their lives on their friend's couch. Hail Satan bra, equality for everyone [except whites and religious folk], woo hoo!

sounds like you need to go to a different message board there, homes.  this place is full of self righteous pricks and thats the way we like it.  you can bitch about it all you want, but you will only be wasting your precious time that could be better spent hugging starving kids in africa or listening to rilo kiley with your girlfriend while you talk about "The Perks of Being a Wallflower"

Hail Satan, Bra

Get the fuck outta here

[Dr. Evan]

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This site is full of Liberal bigots. You make people feel bad for not smoking weed and for being religious, you expect everyone to be complete losers who have NO future and intend on living their lives on their friend's couch. Hail Satan bra, equality for everyone [except whites and religious folk], woo hoo!

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sounds like you need to go to a different message board there, homes.  this place is full of self righteous pricks and thats the way we like it.  you can bitch about it all you want, but you will only be wasting your precious time that could be better spent hugging starving kids in africa or listening to rilo kiley with your girlfriend while you talk about "The Perks of Being a Wallflower"

Hail Satan, Bra

Get the fuck outta here

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This is a skateboarding forum, not the loser, methhead bums forum

Quite the opposite is true my conservative friend.  Slap forums were made for talking about skateboarding but is now a side show attraction of pop culture, judgmental yet witty commentary, biting sarcasm, dolphins with regular kids and white rappers from canada.  This shit is real, son.

[ROCKxADIO420]

fuck where do kids like you even come from?

[Dr. Evan]

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This site is full of Liberal bigots. You make people feel bad for not smoking weed and for being religious, you expect everyone to be complete losers who have NO future and intend on living their lives on their friend's couch. Hail Satan bra, equality for everyone [except whites and religious folk], woo hoo!

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sounds like you need to go to a different message board there, homes.  this place is full of self righteous pricks and thats the way we like it.  you can bitch about it all you want, but you will only be wasting your precious time that could be better spent hugging starving kids in africa or listening to rilo kiley with your girlfriend while you talk about "The Perks of Being a Wallflower"

Hail Satan, Bra

Get the fuck outta here

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This is a skateboarding forum, not the loser, methhead bums forum

[close]

Quite the opposite is true my conservative friend.  Slap forums were made for talking about skateboarding but is now a side show attraction of pop culture, judgmental yet witty commentary, biting sarcasm, dolphins with regular kids and white rappers from canada.  This shit is real, son.

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All sections besides whatever and classic slap are fine, those 2 sections are full of complete losers who have millions of STD's and live in a van.

then why set yourself up to get pissed off by going to those sections?  maybe you love dicks.  you seem to be a pretty intelligent person, save yourself the drama and just look at the transworld site.  when you are ready for the realness, you can come back.

[krookedskate]

Hey now..... Weed might make you lazy but atleast it doesnt kill you.... all haters need to grow a pair

[krookedskate]

you can still get cancer from the sun.... never go outside

[wake and bacon]

MARIHUANA ADDICTS

[loophole]

guyze he's got a phd remember everyone listen dammintt!!!

[krookedskate]

you bring shame to that booz n tits picture... and you could use a vaporizers which is not bad for you at all

[Moist]

Don't forget alcohol is worse then weed. Don't drink kids.

[cold budweisers]

i came home and i saw this posted on the wall in our living room, right next to the shorty's jack officer poster

[EXTRA SPICY]

this thread is false, there is no cool way to say no. ever.

[HoneyBear]

Fuck weed.Meth is where it's at.

[get some]

You can still cancer from inhaling air into your lungs, idiot.

[Bipsmound]

I still cancer erryday.  I see that cancer comin down the way mean muggin and I'm just like "stilllllll".  People best take that philosophy and blow it up the ass of all dem chemo headz out dere.

[CaptainMorganFreeman]

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Hey now..... Weed might make you lazy but atleast it doesnt kill you.... all haters need to grow a pair

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You can still cancer from inhaling smoke into your lungs, idiot.

find me someone thats gotten lung cancer from smoking weed that didn't already smoke ciggs. fucking moron.

[ROCKxADIO420]

no ones trying to get you to smoke weed. only us cool kids do that

[FranklinSt4Ever]

I went to a local park and some of the young kids (16-18) asked me if I wanted to smoke some weed and I politely declined by replying, "No thanks, I don't do drugs"

They laughed at me and said I was a loser I'm 24 years old.

[Gnarfunkell]

I'm high

[ROCKxADIO420]

im eating percocets.

[starvingrobot]

Do dudes who smoke really think less of people who don't smoke?  I drink, will try my fair share of drugs and enjoy being fucked up, but smoking weed ain't my thing.  I'll turn it down every time.