Vagless 15 Year Old Preggers Via Blowjob and Knife Wound

[Bipsmound]

Not sure what to make of this:

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2010/02/01/ncbi-rofl-thats-one-miraculous-conception/

[Cthulhu!]

Uh? What?

[cigarettedeer]

Oh no, now all the juggalos are gonna do this

[krewkruxklan]

now we have to wear a jimmy if we're getting our dicks sucked.
FUUUUUUUU

[Bobbito]

She must give good head lulz

[sven thorkel]

wait wait wait
since when do 15 year olds work at bars?

[frisco]

eli from let the right one in

[Mr. DNA]

The patient was well aware of the fact that she had no vagina and she had started oral experiments after disappointing attempts at conventional intercourse.

This made me think of that old song "Yes , we have no bananas" but "Yes, I have no Vagina, I have no vagina todaaaay."

[Boston.]

well science be damned

[nocomply]

She must look like a real life barbie doll when she takes her pants off.


and now I present to you, double-vagina girl
http://www.tube8.com/share/girl-with-double-vagina/217425/

[Livin The Psychedelic Lif]

riggggght

[RicoTron]

So she doesn't have a vagina? You would think that the doctor would have given her surgery to make her one. I have heard of cases where newborns are born with both parts and they always opt to give them a vagaina. Fucking weird.

[pugmaster]

2010 is off to a real start

[floop]

i didnt even click on that link but i think this is possibly the best thread title i've ever seen

[Nic]

mind=blown

[Donkey Lips]

kid will be the awesomest kid ever.  he is the by-product of a blowjob and a knife fight.  patrick swayze might just have been reincarnated.

[max power]

this has been around for a while. pretty sure i read it was a hoax.

[j0rdan]

how the hell does a girl not have a vagina

[sven thorkel]

She must look like a real life barbie doll when she takes her pants off.


and now I present to you, double-vagina girl
http://www.tube8.com/share/girl-with-double-vagina/217425/

geez, double vagina girl must have stolen oral annes vagina. invasion of the body-part snatchers. wait until ed gein gets a hold of this technique; he would rock a monopoly of koot suites and booby armor

[oldcasual]

this is possibly the best thread title i've ever seen

[Chris Hansen is back]

If all the worlds 15 year old girls were born 'n bred sans vag, we'd be in a much better situation...well...I take that back. I suppose that'd just mean the instances of anal rape would sky-rocket, and If science was able to breed the asshole out too, I'd be out of a fuckin' job! So in a roundabout kinda way, I'm forever thankful for teen-orifices-blowout.

I'm Chris Hansen and I'm a little drunk. Who the fuck is taht chesty man in my message?

[mandibleclaw]

so now the thing to do is, if a girl doesn't want to have sex because you have no birth control, have her give you head, then stab her in the stomach and say, "GOTCHA, BITCH!"

[daddy]

Oh no, now all the juggalos are gonna do this

I really hope they try it.

[nice weather]

kid will be the awesomest kid ever.  he is the by-product of a blowjob and a knife fight.  patrick swayze might just have been reincarnated.

hahahaa

[floop]

If all the worlds 15 year old girls were born 'n bred sans vag, we'd be in a much better ...well...I take that back. I suppose that'd just mean the instances of anal rape would sky-rocket, and If science was able to breed the asshole out too, I'd be out of a fuckin' job! So in a roundabout kinda way, I'm forever thankful for teen-orifices-blowout.

I'm Chris Hansen and I'm a little drunk. Who the fuck is taht chesty man in my message?

what do you do for a living out of curiosity?

[whiteley]

kid will be the awesomest kid ever.  he is the by-product of a blowjob and a knife fight.  patrick swayze might just have been reincarnated.

the responses here have made me laugh harder than i have laughed in some time. straight gold.

but one obvious question-- how was the girl emptying her bladder all those years???

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this is definitely the best thread title i've ever seen

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[raul]

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kid will be the awesomest kid ever.  he is the by-product of a blowjob and a knife fight.  patrick swayze might just have been reincarnated.

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the responses here have made me laugh harder than i have laughed in some time. straight gold.

but one obvious question-- how was the girl emptying her bladder all those years???

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this is definitely the best thread title i've ever seen

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Same Mark, I cried laughing.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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kid will be the awesomest kid ever.  he is the by-product of a blowjob and a knife fight.  patrick swayze might just have been reincarnated.

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the responses here have made me laugh harder than i have laughed in some time. straight gold.

but one obvious question-- how was the girl emptying her bladder all those years???

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this is definitely the best thread title i've ever seen

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I think they said she has a urethra, just no vaginal/ sex hole opening.

So is the idea that she sucked the dude's dick, swallowed, got stabbed in the gut, and the cum dripped from her torn stomache into her ovaries?

[snickers]

I can't wait for her episode on The Maury Povich Show.

[overheated]

whaaa... saw the thread title and just had to know