not really awkward, well for me anyways...
in 07 i was kicking around NC, just skating and partying under the pretense of trying to figure my life out and look at UNCG. Never happened....
I had been sleeping in my car for a while but through skating, music, bars, and good fortune i was graced with the kindness of the South and offered many places to stay after only a few weeks of kicking it around in one particular city.
The cat who offered me a place to stay was also a Mass transplant and had said that if i washed dishes and mopped the kitchen I could eat, drink, and sleep at his place- no way was i turning this down. His roommate was a shitbag from Jersey City. However, his roommates girlfriend was a great looking "goth" chick. Now, this style of female isn't generally my thing, but a hot slut is a hot slut- Snookie or Morticia Addams....
So as a week or so passes the roommate, Ray, starts to grate my nerves more and more. This leads to me ignoring his presence in his own home and hanging out with his goth girlfriend more and more.
Eventually, well very much with the quickness, we start fucking, Amy and I, that is. Ray would go to his shitty dishwashing job and she would pick me up, buy me lunch, smokes, brews, and drive me to her parents house. We would smoke some buds, maybe she would give me a foot massage with lotion, and a blow job before feeding me dinner and fucking me. She would then drive me to the bar where her dude washed dishes and buy me drinks. things were kosher, Ray seemed to like that i kept her out of trouble.
Well, one day we drive out to Asheville to spend some of her money. It was a cold and shitty day. I was broke and aggrevated. Whilst driving home, down some winding mountain roads, Amy starting sucking my cock. It was great, as road head from a girl with 2 tongue piercings is bound to be. Well, i bust my nut shortly before we pull off the highway. She suggests that we go to the bar where Ray was washing dishes, Las Palmas.
We walk into the bar and Ray is sitting there eating dinner. We approach him and extend greetings. First he thanks me for taking her shopping for the day and tells me to order dinner, on him. I naturally ordered a steak, taters, and PBR. He buys me a tequilla shot.
Amy then leans into him and slaps him with a full on 30 second make out, about 15 minutes after gargling with my jizz.
Kinda felt a little awkward.
Amy has a sister too....