Not too awkward, more psyched after the fact. Here goes
I believe it was Cinco de Mayo last year, so there's a party at my house. My ex was drinking tequila while I had some beers, she getting much drunker than myself. After a few hours or so, I'm basically over the whole thing so i retreat to my bedroom to chill. She ends up going with my cousin (my roommate) to drive some friends home. By this point, I decide sex is futile and opt to sleep. An hour later, I'm woken up by her drunken presence and she makes it clear she wants to do it. I'm reluctant at this point considering our blood alcohol difference but after a bit, I give in. We get into it, when she decides she wants to be on top. She basically throws me off the bed and I proceed to slam my scalp off a 2 inch corner sticking out from my window en route to the floor. I feel my head all wet, head to the bathroom and turn on the light, finding my face is completely covered in blood down to my crotch. I jump into the shower, she joins, sobers up a bit, my head stops bleeding and we complete the original task at hand.
My fanciest sex injury