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HAPPY BIRTHDAY C-HANZ!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: March 26, 2010, 07:02:22 AM »
Why don't you have a seat right there, and enjoy your day.  :D



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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY C-HANZ!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2010, 07:05:04 AM »
I didn't know he took breaks.I thought stopping pervs and child molesters was a full time job with no vacation.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY C-HANZ!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2010, 07:05:41 AM »
I get to see Devil semi regularly and his little dude is rad as hell. My wife and I aren't into having little ones, but that'll give me more time to be a god uncle and teach Devil's spawn to slang weed.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY C-HANZ!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2010, 12:45:22 PM »
I wish I could take this day to relax, but I'm currently staking out a special education school in Canada, where Bips has been doing some "community service"...which may sound good to some, but I know all about the type of servicing he provides, and it leaves retards with blown-out anal cavities that no ass-dentist can fix. Thanks for the birthday wishes.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY C-HANZ!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2010, 05:23:08 PM »
Really?  This news totally makes up for me having to share a birthday with that asshole steven tyler.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2010, 05:34:13 PM »
happy birthday homebwaye


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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY C-HANZ!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2010, 06:15:00 PM »
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"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon