xenu could possibly beat Kirchart. I doubt he'll be able to get a letter on those under 25 kids and their triple flips and flips with 360 body turns, but I've never seen Kirchart do stuff like that, so Xenu has a shot.
Busenitz will crush Chico. Chico is good and all, but we all saw the last one Busenitz was in when he crushed Jamie and went 18 rounds in the epic game against Cole.
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